RP Discussion and Ideas thread

[Tobias]

What’s funny is I just leveled taiga to 91 and am getting ready to grail her again

my taiga’s power is corrupting the multi-verse

[Verg Avesta]

[Tiger% - TAIGATAIGATAIGATAIGATAIGATAIGATAIGA]

[Zurvan]

I saw that

[Draconic]

// {Inserts USB cable}

[26.5% - Rerouting Taiga levels to increase Ember Output…]
[27% - Uploading reptile modifiers, collecting spare D.E.R. (Dragon Effort Resources)…]
[28% - Collecting Base Magecraft Properties…]

// Yosh, it’s working.

[28.3% - Deleting foxes from D: drive…]

// Wait, WHAT?! Nononononono…!

[28.6% - Replacing non-Alter-Ego Tamamos in D: drive with Alter-Ego Tamamos…]

// My god, you wouldn’t…!

[29% - Forcing non-requisite assistance from D: drive…]

Okay… fine, this serves me right for interfering, well-intentioned it may have been, but how about THIS!

open D:
let tamamo = "Tamamo-no-Mae"
let rpSectionUsers = users(includes: Verg_Avesta, Katie, RacingeR, arkturus, Sei, SeiKeo, palad1n, Erlkonig, Bird_of_Hermes, hero, Mellon, Snax, Twelveseal, SpoonyViking, You, LightUnite, Rafflesiac, Dranes, Kirby, Zurvan, MssrNeko, Tobias(requisite_privileges_non-negotiable, allocating_3GB_for_potential_excess_pun_inclusion) , mAc_Chaos(requisite_privileges_non-negotiable),Spinach(requisite_privileges_non-negotiable), Leftovers(requisite_privileges_non-negotiable), I3uster(requisite_privileges_non-negotiable))

// Hopefully that’ll be enough to at least keep my foxes from any outside interference.
// No offense intended, I’m not a pro yet so I don’t know how to be less specific. And I just can’t have anyone specific accessing my Tamamo directory or she might disappear. D: is my CPU after all.

recover foxes

[Fox recovery to D: drive successful]

// Thank goodness.

func foxGuard(protects: tamamo) -> String {
____if rpSectionUsers access -> file:includes tamamo {
_________protectFile.defensiveClass = thermopylaeEnomotia + 9Grails.exe
____}
____return "\(requestedFile) inaccessible."
}
// That will work.
// God help me if I missed a close-paren…

run foxGuard()
[foxGuard activation successful]

[28.3% - Attempting to delete foxes from D: drive. tamamo inaccessible…]

// Haha!

[28.8% - Deleting dragons from D: drive. Error: Dragons shielded by shield.greed. Recalculating…]

// Heh, did you really think my dragons would be so vulnerable as to—

[29% - Converting dragons to abstract platypuses…]

// … what?!



Note: previously Last edited by Draconic; December 8th, 2018 at 06:12 PM.

It should be noted that at 06:14 pm on December 8th, 2018, my username was changed to ‘An Abstract Platypus?’ until 03:51 pm on January 27th, 2019 as a sight gag.

[SeiKeo]

lmao I’ve probably had as many ic post words as you have over the last couple of years dude, that shade is pretty lame

[Draconic]

@zurv And I’m not hiding it.

I mean, what am I if not a gag? Haven’t you read any of my fanfics?

@Leo Nope. I’ve had more in the past two months than you’ve had over the last two years. That said, THAT GOT EDITTED OUT IN POST-PRODUCTION, WHY IS IT BACK?!

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Fixed, *headdesks.

[SeiKeo]

did you forget to cross multiply by quality

[Twelveseal]

Let's just... let Verg promo his stuff without the aping. I'm curious to see what he's been working on lately.

[Tobias]

I’m not gonna lie, in this case the dribble promo seems to invite some repartee

[arkturus]

There's no interactivity to long wait times. All we can do is meme in response.

Spoiler:

How apt for rp

[Draconic]

@Leo no, I just made a multi-ctrl-Z mistake. Also, let’s not forget this is me. You give me the impression that you just don’t like me, so Draconic-produced material will always be set at 144 for you.

Either way, creative as it might be, I still trolled Verg, so he now legally owns my soul …Until such a time that I can actually call myself a dragon again.

Sorry for the weirdness everyone.

[Tobias]

Hell I thought your post was funny. And showed far more effort for a joke then most people would have put in

[RoydGolden]

Hell I thought your post was funny. And showed far more effort for a joke then most people would have put in

I thought so too. Actually, I'm kind of baffled how anyone would seriously find it offensive.

[Draconic]

It will be funny to some people, but to other people, it’ll just be EXTREMELY weird.

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But thank you, Tobias and Royd, I’m glad to be appreciated.

[Twelveseal]

Gotta admit, I don't find it offensive. But I do fall into "finds this weird," category.

[Verg Avesta]

[38% - Observer Set-Up complete. Connected to STEEL WORK frequency. Entering the Turnside.]

[Draconic]

This may be a naïve thing to ask, but is your new signature a clue that we have to figure out before we can continue, Verg?

[Verg Avesta]

[50% - Compiling and establishing set rules, waiting upon beta-testers...]

[Twelveseal]

Promising. I look forward to this.

[Katie]