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Thread: I thought it was another BL RP about a School getting transported into a Post-Apocalyptic World, but it turned out to be a Light Novel and now I'm stuck in a parallel world with a bunch of retards!?

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    So it has been ordained, so shall it be.


    ​ORETARD SNIPPET #1

    Shattered Pair

    The relationship between Man and Steed is as old as time itself, horses, great elephants, tales of bears and tigers, great beasts that walked the earth under the command of Man. Rider and Mount becoming as one, hardened in battle, tested in strife.

    Some would scoff, making mockery of their bound, jeering at what they assumed was some sort of physical lust, a desire of the flesh for the body of something not of Man.

    Fools!

    They could never understand, Rider and Mount are more than lovers, a man riding a horse is not simply called that, he is called HORSEMAN, a fusion of beings, a unison of soul and purpose, together on the road to burning destiny!

    Even now, they exist, those who bound with cold steel and chrome rather than heaving, lathered sides and hot breath. A rumbling engine as their true companion. To dismiss the bond as lesser would be foolhardy, Man and Machine are no less a bond than Man and Beast, no less a pair.

    But wait, you could say, cold steel does not foster a hearty soul, what is inert can never move as a being of thought and soul.

    Fools I say again! The rumbling engine is the same as a growling beast, the machine lusts for life, clings to it, gasoline is blood, steel is bone, but the light of a hot blooded beast rages within.

    A warm sponge rubs gently against a cooling frame, suds of cleansing minerals chasing the detritus of the road to oblivion.

    A ritual of sorts, a reminder of the bond they share. Man and Steed.

    It is not something that words can truly describe, only the touch of soul to soul can elicit the feeling.

    To him, she is more beautiful than any woman, it does not bring him bodily pleasure to look upon her, but a sort of rapture, a happiness of the soul.

    A feeling of being whole.

    Her name was Catarina, and she was his, as he was hers.

    Chrome finish is reapplied with the touch of an artist, he did not need skill beyond measure to know her, only the bond of their souls guides him to the correct path.

    She would complain at times, yes, roar in protest and grumble in distaste, but she would be there for him. Roaring into battle, tooth and blood and tears dotting her victorious body like a Goddess of War. Mighty wheels still stained brown with the spoils of battle.

    And they are cleansed, as they always have been, as they always will be.

    Until they are cast away from one another, smote apart by a snorting, roaring beast, driven by incompetence or malice, he did not know which.

    But should he see the foul automobile again, he would shatter it into dozens of pieces in her name.

    But until that day, and further past, he would seek her.

    He would find his Catarina again, in this strange, fantastical world.

    And he would feel whole once more.

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    Only pala is pure, the rest of ya are twisted

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheetose
    I'm not sure if it's like this generally, but Pala seems to be very good at making naive and innocent, but also strangely bulliable characters.

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    in the end we will make thoughtcrime impossible, for there shall be no words to express it

    #THELEGENDNEVERDIES

    [01:05.15] <@Spinach> I can flash gang signs faster than Sasuke can perform ninjutsu and I rap like Medea's High Speed Divine Words.


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    we have 15 people atm, I can do four groups of 4 but that's the limit. So that means I can wait on one sheet more.
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    <Erlkonig|Phone> Why get a gf, when Airen is your waifu?

    <Airen|Phone> I'll save everyone, it's fine

    <Snaxies> Airen is totally Jesus again

    <frantic> I actually hate reading your post because you're so fucking anime

    <Reiu> Regalia is a scary place desu...

    <Mellon> He who lives by the oneshot, dies by the oneshot


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    <@RacingeR> Pally would be a perfect shoujo lead

    <Erlkonig> I would fall for Pally if he was a qt shoujo manga lead girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Airen
    Only pala is pure, the rest of ya are twisted

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheetose
    I'm not sure if it's like this generally, but Pala seems to be very good at making naive and innocent, but also strangely bulliable characters.

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    Besides, I don't see what's so terrible about looting anyway. It's only property, they're not actually harming anyone.
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    when I say hero I don't mean hero in the spirit sense. I mean a morally grounded, good natured person who doesn't slaughter innocent people. No such person exists in the Nasuverse.
    [00:12] <~Katie> i can't defy my origin
    [00:12] <~Katie> of gay memes

    [16:15] <~Katie> lesbians has always been my gimmick and i will exploit it to the fullest

    [22:56] <@Sei> airen is pegging hero this time
    [22:56] <@Sei> for once airen isn't the uke
    [22:56] <@Kuroyuki> I thought Air was the Woman in the Relationship?
    [22:56] <@Airen> Yeah I kinda thought I was the girl too!

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    in the end we will make thoughtcrime impossible, for there shall be no words to express it

    #THELEGENDNEVERDIES

    [01:05.15] <@Spinach> I can flash gang signs faster than Sasuke can perform ninjutsu and I rap like Medea's High Speed Divine Words.


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    <Airen> I play hetero every once in awhile
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    <~Katie> dude who gives a fuck about girls being gay, sometimes girls aren't gay and that decision should be respected

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    [12:21.40] that might be a top tier post[12:21.45] frantic[12:21.47] post of the month, even[12:21.48] this right here[12:21.49] is MC [12:21.56] johnny has nothing on this dude[12:22.00] he's the MC of the nisio half[12:22.12] so wait[12:22.15] [ ] is, after all, my rival character[12:22.16] am i the gag heroine[12:22.20] yes

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    "...Someone is going to explain why they tracked mud near the mistress. And I hope for your sake that the story is a good one."
    Exodus (Complete)

    Even if the author is silenced, the performance is stilled and the actors leave the stage, the story will never truly end.

    Regardless of the form it takes, as long as there are memories of it's existence, the story will continue on.

    In a small ward in the heart of a once devastated town, life carries on as it always has...

    Because of you.

    Please, remember it warmly.

    We'll continue to walk down this path for eternity.




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    Fleeting, Disappearing into the Future,

    Until the Ruins of Yesterday Overflow,

    For That Which Falls Only to Rise is Simply a--"

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    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    [18:30] RacingeR: Max S.Link with hero is when you promise your daughter to him
    [18:31] RacingeR: Which means Airen and me are the only ones that maxed it (I promised Spin to him, and Spin is my daughter)
    [18:32] hero: oh shit
    [18:32] hero: spincess get
    [18:32] hero: suck it fuckers

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    KT vs Hero fight coming to pay per view.

    Who will win the uncool Loner DFC Tsundere Warrior or the Big Beast Lover powered by the hopes and dreams of Big Boobs?!?

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    I'll buff big boobs into exploding boobs


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