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    Lightbulb Cards Against the Nasuverse – a fanmade Cards Against Humanity expansion

    ---First Update---

    It's here!
    It's really here!


    Okay, here's the real link: click here

    And, in case you don't know, here's where you can use it: click here

    All you have to do to use it is create a game, and type the following command into the chat box:

    "/addcardcast H232E"

    No quotations.

    Henceforth, you may use this thread to post links to your games. Or maybe there should be a blog for that? I'll start a poll.

    I'll be honest, I wasn't entirely sure whether this should even be in Doujin Projects. Since CAH is made in Texas, Doujin seemed like the wrong word. I'll move it if required.
    Anyway, this thread is exactly what you were expecting when you clicked on it: A place to make suggestions for white and black cards related to Fate/stay night.

    ---Second Update---

    When I started this, I was only familiar with UBW, Zero, Carnival Phantasm, and a few servants from Grand Order, so my experience was particularly limited. I now have Kara no Kyoukai (movies), UBW (anime), HF, Zero (anime), Carnival Phantasm, and have made forays into Apocrypha, Fragments, Strange Fake, and Tsukihime, so my list of sources is getting longer, as are the number of cards I have added. Upwards of 200 in total at this point.

    For this reason, this thread can no longer me accurately represented by the moniker "Cards Against FATE" anymore.

    I now give you:


    Cards Against the Nasuverse!

    ...
    ...okay waitaminute. That isn't nearly exciting enough. Bear with me for a sec... Okay! Take 2:

    I now give you:

    Cards Against the Nasuverse!
    He really should have seen this coming though, so he can only blame himself...


    Okay, now I can't read it because I'm being blinded by rainbows. Whatever. It's still better.
    Now, this thread never became nearly as popular as I had hoped it would, but I will still be posting here as I come up with new card ideas.

    Amusing topical posts from the forums that stand on their own are allowed.
    I'll be starting off with a few of my own.
    There may be spoilers, and as this thread moves forward, there may be some offensive content, as per the nature of Cards Against Humanity
    Also, even though I'm separating them by series, they're all together in the actual deck. The separation is just for a bit of extra legibility.

    Fate/Zero
    -Running over Caster just to save time.
    -Running over Caster in Episode 6 and being done with it.
    -Caster's invisible blue beard.
    -Caster's incessant pontificating.
    -A sewerful of children's corpses.
    -The COOOOLest thing you've ever seen!
    -Caster's suspicious obsession with tentacle monsters.
    -Killing hundreds of children looking for your intestines.
    -Lancelot with a rocket launcher.
    -Lancelot with a gatling gun.
    -Kirei-fucking-Kotomine.
    -Stripping Lancer of his honor… Again.
    -All the evil in the world.
    -Fully expecting the ultimate evil to answer your burning questions about your humanity honestly.
    -An apparent lack of conscience.
    -Rider's manly chest.
    -Being stingy with your infinite treasure hoard. (I know it's not completely accurate, but I liked it.)
    -Gilgamesh's big flying thing that never gets explained.
    -Gilgamesh, Dragon Edition.
    -Gilgamesh, naked, on a pile of rubble.
    -Having the world spread out across your chest.
    -Irisviel's unbreakable positivity.
    -Drinking the contents of the Holy Grail.
    -Hypnotizing old people.
    -Heartwarming rooftop scenes.
    -A cup, bright as the sun, filled with every nightmare you can't bear to imagine.
    -Rider's glorious final charge.
    -The shambling remains of Kariya.
    -The utter horror of Kariya's Death.
    -Zouken Matou's interpretation of the word 'education.'
    -Iskandar!
    -A greasy haired bastard.
    -The unfaithful wife of a greasy haired bastard.
    -Being chased by BerserkerJet.
    -Pimping Saber's ride.
    -Making a motorcycle, so much more than a motorcycle.
    -Walking back to Fuyuki after a high-speed chariot chase.
    -Cornelius Alba's three second cameo.

    Fate/stay night
    -The consequences of breaking Medea's heart.
    -Flirting with Tohsaka.
    -Attempting to flirt with Saber.
    -Saber's gender identity.
    -Being so strong that getting killed only makes you fight harder.
    -Standing two-and-a-half times taller than every other character.
    -Using reinforcement magic on your cock.
    -Using reinforcement magic on an actual chicken.
    -Tohsaka's defenceless anus.
    -Gay Bolg (I know that's not how it's spelled.)
    -Caster's 'Saber room.'
    -Saber in a bathtub. Because she wasn't cute enough already.
    -Saber's unfortunate knack for meeting Casters that are OBSESSED with her.
    -Shinji's impertinence.
    -Taiga's Christmas cake.
    -The Tohsaka sisters.
    -Tohsaka's rage button.
    -A man so angry that steam is perpetually pouring out of his mouth.
    -Food so spicy that only Kotomine can eat it.
    -'Saberface.'
    -Shirou's conspicuous lack of self.

    Fate/Grand Order
    -An involuntary compulsion to kill your true love.
    -Vampiric lolibait with a penchant for 'penetrating' things.
    -Saint George's dark room.
    -The REAL reason Saint George loves photography.
    -Having dragon scales on your chest.

    Carnival Phantasm
    -A coin-operated lion.
    -Archer displaying good-natured tendencies.
    -Wasting ten years of your life to discover the war is a card game.
    -Killing Lancer
    -Blatant, and very unexpected South Park references.
    -Killing Lancer again.
    -Feeding Lancer to Saber-Lion
    -Berser-CAR.
    -The sheer amount of abuse Lancer is subjected to in less than 120 minutes.

    Misc.
    -Summoning a fucking horse.


    Black Cards

    With nothing else available, Archer concluded that he could still kill Shirou with _.
    You know that _ is a bad thing because it's one of only two things in the world that Iris doesn't love.
    If Shirley hadn't died, and the Zombie apocalypse hadn't come to Alimango Island, Kiritsugu would have grown up to be a _.
    "So, three kings are sitting around drinking in a courtyard. One is _. The other is _. And the last one is just _."
    If the King of Heroes had actually earned his title, he'd be _.

    I'm clearly very bad at coming up with black cards.

    So, if you feel like adding to the deck, feel free to post. I'll see about getting it in. I may edit suggestions for playability's sake. Don't feel like you need to have as many as I do here either, though that's probably unnecessary for me to say. Just drop in whatever ideas you have.

    Try to use similar formatting as I used here. i.e. One card per line. It isn't necessary unless you have a lot of card ideas. (Like, maybe three or four full lines of cards)

    Maybe I should try making a chart though, just to save space?
    ...Nah.
    Last edited by Draconic; July 21st, 2016 at 12:53 PM. Reason: More experience with the Nasuverse, so I wrote a better introduction, decided to expand the thread (and the decks's) content.
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    no "Playing guitar with a 5 year old's rib cage?"

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    This is great.
    Spoiler:
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    Bob the Builder's evil twin.
    Spoiler:
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    HF felt like Nasu holding up a megaphone and screaming, "LOOK AT HOW SAD THIS IS! ISN'T IT SAD? YOU SHOULD FEEL SAD!"


    Spoiler:
    Quote Originally Posted by Altaris View Post
    > Einzbern

    > Making smart decisions


    Pick one


    Spoiler:
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    Palingenesis just sounds like we're creating Sarah Palin.


    Spoiler:
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    >tfw you betray your ideals to get some


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    We should add Apocrypha and Extra to the list.
    Spoiler:
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    Bob the Builder's evil twin.
    Spoiler:
    Quote Originally Posted by Imperial View Post
    HF felt like Nasu holding up a megaphone and screaming, "LOOK AT HOW SAD THIS IS! ISN'T IT SAD? YOU SHOULD FEEL SAD!"


    Spoiler:
    Quote Originally Posted by Altaris View Post
    > Einzbern

    > Making smart decisions


    Pick one


    Spoiler:
    Quote Originally Posted by You View Post
    Palingenesis just sounds like we're creating Sarah Palin.


    Spoiler:
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    >tfw you betray your ideals to get some


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    Not yet familiar with Apocrypha or Extra. I know very little about them. The extent of my offhand knowledge of Apocrypha is that Sigfried and Vlad Tepes III are servants for the Black team.


    All I know about Extra is that Red Saber is Nero.


    However, if you have any good ideas for cards relating to Extra and Apocrypha, I encourage you to make suggestions.

    Quote Originally Posted by mewarmo990 View Post
    no "Playing guitar with a 5 year old's rib cage?"
    Well, that's precisely why I'm encouraging people to add their own input.

    Oh, right

    -Iris' driving 'skills.' (Maybe I should capitalize the k?)
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    Some Apo ones.
    "Siegfried ripped his heart out for ___"
    "Avicebron's real face looks like ___"
    "Slipping your hand into Semiramis' cleavage nets you ___"
    SHARE THIS LUCKY BATHORY TO PASS YOUR EXAMS; IGNORE TO FAIL

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    Some white cards:
    Mollusks
    Dickworms
    Illya's still beating heart
    Medusa's height complex
    YUETSU
    E-Rank Luck
    Sakura's erotical black hole
    Gay Budge in my Raw Anus
    Atomic Gatorade falling to keep his hoes in check
    A basement full of orphans
    Shinji's Pimp Coat
    Uncomfortable Miyu Rape Scenes
    Kuro trying to fuck her brother
    Heaven's Feel: the Collectable Card Game

    Black Cards:
    The key to Manaka's latest plan for winning Arthur's heart is __
    Hiroyama hasn't been arrested for child pornography because __
    I spent $1000 in real money on the Gatcha and all I got was this lousy __
    Shirou doesn't want Saber to fight anymore because she got __ by __
    Illya will never get a route because __ won't let her
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    Happy coincidence my ass. Somebody drew that. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING.
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    Feeling smug about Type-Moon is like being proud that I shit the bed.
    Quote Originally Posted by mewarmo990 View Post
    why are you proud of shitting the bed

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    I like some of these quite a bit. I'll be implementing further uses for this thread as this goes on, so keep an eye out for updates on the first post.

    My personal favorites so far are:
    -Playing guitar with a five-year-old's ribcage. — by mewarmo990
    -A basement full of orphans. — by FourthWall
    -Slipping your hand into Semiramis' cleavage nets you ___. — by Nuclear Consensus
    -Shirou doesn't want Saber to fight anymore because she got __ by __. — by FourthWall

    By no means does this mean that those I just mentioned are the only ones going in though.

    White
    -Artemis' impossible boobs.
    -A great hero in the form of a teddy bear accessory owned by a very messed up goddess.
    -The unspeakable horror of the crest worms' new look.
    -What Zouken looked like as a child.
    -Zouken Matou's dead, shrivelled penis.
    -Actually worshipping Rin Tohsaka.
    -Koujirou Sasaki in dog form.
    -Irisviel's infinite cuteness levels.
    -Gil forgoing Gate of Babylon and just spamming ice cars at everyone.
    -Gil's gills.
    -Fish Gil. (I cannot be the first person to think of this.)
    -Greed with Rho Aias.
    -The impossibly high theme song standard set by Kalafina.
    -Screwing with Tohsaka.
    -Shinji's smug voice.
    -Finnish Rin.

    Black
    -The reason Zouken originally used worms was because _.
    -The penalty for not worshipping Rin Tohsaka is _.
    -Koujirou Sasaki's punishment for never aspiring to be anything more than a goddamn pawn was to be _ for all eternity.
    -The next king to be chosen by the Throne for a grail war will be the King of _.
    -Free of Zouken and the power of the Black Grail, Sakura decided that the Matou family's new familiar(s) would be _.
    -Whenever their mutual hatred for each other comes to a head, Rin and Luvia settle their differences over _.
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    Blacks:
    __ is bad civilization
    __ is good civilization
    The catalyst that I used was __
    __ is Grand Saber

    Whites:
    REGEND OF THE SAMURAI
    One hundred million Excaliburs
    STELLLLLAAAAAA
    Drinking Shuten Doji's sake

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    White Cards

    The FBI show up at both the Tohsaka and Emiya houses because of Emiya's Shirou's constant copyright infringement.

    Shinji's Rape Dance

    The what the fuck of kidnapping and tying up Tohsaka and not molesting her.

    Food Porn

    People Die When They Are Killed!

    Faaakkkeerrr

    The brilliance of a plan that includes retroactive suicide. (Protip, time travel doesn't work that way.)

    Prana Transfer!



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    Elfgasm: The phenomenon that occurs among the general populace whenever a certain user who has been claimed to wear jackboots and is pointy-eared posts an idea or updates and is met with majority approval to the point of near-zeal as a result of said poster's popularity with the writing crowd.

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    I'm afraid that there is no Elfgasm here.
    -Food porn.
    -Shinji's rape dance.
    -The FBI showing up at both the Tohsaka and Emiya houses because of Shirou's constant copyright infringement.
    and
    -The brilliance of a plan that includes retroactive suicide.
    can stay more or less the same, but your others need a lot of work. Their phrasing falls into the YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS! card trap. They don't fit properly into the black cards.

    -The what the fuck of kidnapping and tying up Tohsaka and not molesting her.
    This needs to be completely rephrased. I can't figure out how I could make this fit into black cards.

    -People Die When They Are Killed!
    While iconic, there's still the fact that it's YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

    -Faaakkkeerrr
    Also not nearly the funniest of Gil's expletives.

    -Prana Transfer!
    -A prana transfer 'ritual.'

    Thank you though for bringing the following two cards to mind:
    -Sex dolphins.
    -Suddenly, dolphins!
    -MONGRELS!
    Last edited by Draconic; June 5th, 2016 at 03:40 PM.
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    A consolidation of all the best White and black cards currently available before I started this thread (some (see:many) have been edited):

    Black
    _ is fine too.
    The newest Servant class is _.
    “Issei, don’t ask any questions. I just need you to _.”
    “Somehow, I managed to summon _ as Saber.”
    Shiki Tohno is cursed with the ability to see _.
    A pit filled with _.
    Having your magic circuits ripped out and replaced with _.
    _ could write a better H-scene than Nasu.
    Shirou is denser than _.
    After giving up the life of a priest, Kotomine decided to pursue his lifelong dream of _.
    The Burial Agency is currently busy hunting _.
    People die when they are _.
    I can’t believe I wasted my command seals for _.
    “I ask of thee, are you _.”
    “Looks like the _ class really is made up of _.”
    The secret ingredient in Kirei’s Mapo Tofu recipe is _.
    To defeat his latest opponent, Archer projected _.
    _ is the strongest thing inside the Gate of Babylon.
    To everyone’s surprise, Gilgamesh pulled _ out of his Gate of Babylon.
    There is no way that _ can kill _.
    “Let’s go, King of Heroes… I hope you’ve stored up enough _.
    AND
    “I hope you’ve got enough _, King of Heroes.”

    White
    The dead kids in Kirei’s basement.
    Shirou’s cooking skills.
    A lifetime supply of Mapo Tofu.
    Blood Fort Andromeda.
    Illya’s castle.
    Wrecking Illya’s castle.
    Rule Breaker.
    Shirou’s completely justified wet dreams about Tohsaka.
    Killing someone and then becoming their lover.
    Three completely different characters named Shiki.
    A cat.
    J-J-JAMMING IT IN!
    Bitchslapping Gilgamesh.
    Letting your servant eat everyone in your highschool for mana.
    Genderbending famous historical figures.
    Unlimited Bunny Works. (Though already funny, you’ll only get this if you watch RWBY.)
    Salt.
    Treating Diarmuid better than his previous master.
    Deer Mud.
    Deer Face.
    Wasting SEVEN command seals.
    Curry.
    Utterly ruthless pragmatism.
    A merry bromance with Gilles de Rais.
    Wet dreams on demand.
    Pelting a cat with ham.
    Unexpectedly unearthing your own bisexuality.
    Forcing your rectum to join the Corinthian League.
    Going out to eat with Kotomine.
    Caster’s Saber fetish.
    Rin’s tightwad tendencies.
    The very concept of Issei getting plastered.
    Saber’s appetite.
    Spearfishing with Lancer.
    Shinji’s harem.
    Mystic Eyes of Death Perception.
    Mystic Eyes of Depth Perception. (why has nobody suggested this yet? I could see it the first time I ever saw the phrase!)
    Magecraft training with Tohsaka.
    Comparing your lover’s genitalia to a mollusk.
    Saber in a big yellow raincoat.
    Steaming hot sex… with your sister… in a garden shed.
    H-scenes.
    Assassin’s killer dance moves.
    Simply something I mastered when I thought to slay a swallow.
    Barhopping with Saber Alter.
    Hanging around the archery dojo to sneak a peek at your sister.
    Selling your daughter to worms. For her sake.
    A fruit knife.
    THIS CHAIR.
    Another goddamn magical girl.
    Banging the daylights out of King Arthur.
    An ambiguously gay monk.
    Stripping your best friend to see if he has a command seal.

    I may make a separate deck of different kinds of calls just for moving characters' names around into silly phrases.
    Last edited by Draconic; July 18th, 2016 at 10:15 AM.
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    The game for June 9th:
    http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=13

    The password is Tohsaka.

    You may need to wait a while before the game starts.
    Last edited by Draconic; June 9th, 2016 at 02:26 PM.
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    Cards Against the Nasuverse – a fanmade Cards Against Humanity expansion
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    Rule #2: Draconic kinda sucks, but only in person.

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    Can't you make these games private?
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    Bob the Builder's evil twin.
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    HF felt like Nasu holding up a megaphone and screaming, "LOOK AT HOW SAD THIS IS! ISN'T IT SAD? YOU SHOULD FEEL SAD!"


    Spoiler:
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    > Einzbern

    > Making smart decisions


    Pick one


    Spoiler:
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    Palingenesis just sounds like we're creating Sarah Palin.


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    >tfw you betray your ideals to get some


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    I'm getting more familiar with Apocrypha and Extra, as well as KnK, so I'm thinking I'll start adding more, and possibly expanding into other areas of the Nasuvers.

    I'll begin again with the following:

    Getting eaten by a briefcase.
    Cornelius Alba's Hair.
    A cement mixer full of Lio Shirazumi's drool.
    Copious amounts of saliva.
    Araya's ten-story cock. ---(please correct me if I got the number of floors wrong)
    Nero's belief that Arturia is a member of her fan club.
    Watching Nero fall out of your computer screen.
    Sagara's jawectomy.
    Ripping a woman open and bawling into her uterus.
    A dislike of architectural beams? ---(Actually facades, but this is funnier).
    Tamameow.
    Sakura's indomitable pain tolerance.
    The mere suggestion that a western name as normal as Dan Blackmore could exist in the Nasuverse.
    Atalanta, goddess of parkour-lions.
    Pulling 'Caliburn' out of 'the stone.'
    Whatever God did to prevent Flat Escardos from being killed a bazillion times since joining the Clock Tower.
    Godzilla's quest for the Holy Grail.
    A person dumber than Flat Escardos.
    Nero's indulgences.
    Atalanyan!
    A ditzy Dead Apostle Ancestor.
    Arcueid's bitchin' vampire moves.
    Arcueid, Erzsébet, and Vlad III duking it out in the backyard.
    Fujino's lovely personality.
    Replacing the act of sex with a dolphin.
    The point where you really have to ask yourself if killing Kirei is worth all the trouble.
    Saber's ahoge of power.
    Giving Sakura a fish.
    Mikiya's life-changing realization that cats have feelings too.
    Azaka's adorable incestuous tendencies.
    All of Touko's spare bodies.
    Explaining that you spent your employee's paycheck and then asking him for money.
    The demonic offspring of Kirei Kotomine and Celenike Icecolle.
    A diet of water and strawberry Haagen-Daaz.
    Waiting for Azaka to set herself on fire.
    The wrath of the Aozaki sisters.
    The wrath of an individual Aozaki sister.
    The number of minutes it would take for the Aozaki sisters to conquer the entire planet if they could actually get along.
    Rin's pet project for Shirou: Unlimited Jewel Works.

    Araya, what do you seek? "_." Where do you seek it? "Only within _."
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    Some ideas

    Tsukihime:
    Can Shiki kill _?

    FSN:
    Gas leaks
    You can draw _ as many times as you want if you know the shape of it.
    The need to hide your Magic Crest, because it looks like _

    UBW:
    The bone of my sword

    Hollow Ataraxia:
    The power of wakame

    Kagetsu Tohya:
    "A SHAAAAARK!!"
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    Taiga's Tora Shinai
    I ended up in the Tiger Dojo because of ______.
    Urobuchi's Reality Marble, Dead End Catharsis
    meido Saber
    Kentucky Fried Kayneth
    Mashu's secret senpai body pillow
    skintight Chaldea Battle Suits
    Shirou Potter and the Goblet of Mud
    realizing everyone's dead after repeatedly killing the few to save the many
    Kaleido Ruby
    Rin's gift for technology
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    Thank you for your contributions! These are really good. Some may need to be rephrased a tiny bit, i.e. Repeatedly killing the few to save the many, and suddenly realizing everyone's dead.

    My favorite is Kentucky Fried Kayneth.
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    Actually, now that I think of it, the original acronym was supposed to be "Kayneth's Fried Circuits", so that it would still be "KFC." But Kentucky Fried Kayneth might be funnier.
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