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    Well, this is a stupid idea.
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    Hey it's 160 not 120

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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    It made me chuckle
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    Lol.

    *Insert "old fart who doesn't have a phone" joke here*
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    Quote Originally Posted by mAc Chaos View Post
    wait

    > removing headphone jack

    are you fucking kidding me
    Sometimes you have to be the change.

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    The courage to make poor hardware decisions
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    The courage to betray your customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mAc Chaos View Post
    i thought they were just selling some wireless headphones

    not removing the headphone jack altogether

    wtf man
    First they moved it to the bottom of the phone to make people hate it, then they got rid of that to act like they're doing us a favor. Diabolical.

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    'Tired of that annoying bottom jack and cable getting in the way?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by mAc Chaos View Post
    wait

    > removing headphone jack

    are you fucking kidding me
    lol people have known the headphone jack was getting axed for months

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    Year of Our Lord 1998:

    Apple removes the floppy disk drive from its computers and everyone thinks they're insane

    This is a thing that happened

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    storage mediums aren't headphones

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    It's not like it's a dumb idea from their perspective since a proprietary audio interface basically means you'll get a cut in the market of the Most Necessary Peripheral.

    its just dumb if you are a user

    who remembers proprietary charger madness
    [04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute

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    Oh I sure miss not the days of charger for every phone and how I'd have to put erasers under the jack on Sony Ericsson for it to notice me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    who remembers proprietary charger madness
    us cool kids are still using lightning chargers now


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    as expected strife chooses the option that defys eu regulation
    [04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute

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    ein volk, ein riech, ein charger

    not on my watch

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    (I actually forgot about that.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strife ❤️ View Post
    Year of Our Lord 1998:

    Apple removes the floppy disk drive from its computers and everyone thinks they're insane

    This is a thing that happened
    The thing is, floppy disks had an all-around superior replacement in CDs.

    What is the all around superior replacement to the 3.5mm jack? Bluetooth is fine and dandy but it's not as good and relies on wireless headphones that need to be charged. the 3.5mm port doesn't have an all-around superior alternative and is far more ubiquitous and entrenched right now
    Code:
    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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