Which holidays do you celebrate? Tick each one. You can also tick if you like the idea of the holiday but don't really do anything. This can include an even passing acknowledgment in one's mind. Celebrations can be religious or secular. I picked the United States federally recognized holidays and a few holidays I had otherwise heard of and could find some information on. Please use the "Unlisted" options and then elaborate if you see fit. I know there are some very equivalent secular holidays celebrated in America that are called something else or celebrated at a different time elsewhere.
Have a lesser-known holiday or one you'd like to propose? Petition here, for what good it will do you.
Please no fighting in this thread. This is intended as a cultural and personal silly census and to provoke thoughts of happy aspects of holidays.
Some holidays suck in some way or another, I know. Pick the ones you actually know, do, or like.