Worst Christmas song?

[Gl❀w]

It's "The Christmas Shoes"


This is not open for debate

There was a time this song was good

But then everyone lost their minds over it and played it to death

But otherwise I actually very much enjoy Christmas music in general. It adds to the feeling of the season.

[just Beamu]

Christmas Shoes would be kind of meh if it didn't make me think of the terrible made for tv movie every time I hear it. Though it's still much better than Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer in that regard.

Still not sure if it's worse than Baby it's Cold Outside

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Why should I be ashamed of enjoying silly fun seasonal music??

because some of the regularly played ones are bad

[Mattias]

The Christmas Shoes song. You're mom's terminally ill, probably dying on Christmas Eve, so what do you do? Go but her a new pair of shoes, apparently.



Also, it's fucking depressing. The perfect downer for the season of cheer.

[just Beamu]

have you seen the movie it makes me want to die

[Walnut Sparks]

Why should I be ashamed of enjoying silly fun seasonal music??

Those of us who are so sick to death of it that we contemplate senselessly destructive public behavior including but not limited to mass murder every time we have to go to a grocery store say you should be.

[Five_X]

Those of us who are so sick to death of it that we contemplate senselessly destructive public behavior including but not limited to mass murder every time we have to go to a grocery store say you should be.

It's Christmas you dummies

but I'll admit that yeah the sappy attempting-to-be-sad Christmas songs are as a category the worst.

[Gl❀w]

Those of us who are so sick to death of it that we contemplate senselessly destructive public behavior including but not limited to mass murder every time we have to go to a grocery store say you should be.

happy holidays, hap py h o- l i-d a-y s

[just Beamu]

It's Christmas you dummies

but I'll admit that yeah the sappy attempting-to-be-sad Christmas songs are as a category the worst.

don't forget the vehicular manslaughter and proto-blurred lines

[Mattias]

have you seen the movie it makes me want to die

The song's so bad, I avoided it solely based on the title. Sounds like I made the right choice.

[Walnut Sparks]

It's Christmas you dummies

Oh, I hadn't realized.

That makes it all much less annoying thank you!

[Five_X]

I'm always happy to help the less fortunate in this time of giving and cheer.

[4score7years]

For me, I don't really like (or dislike) any holiday song, but I do like the "holiday feeling" that you get from listening to them. Helps set the holidays apart from the rest of the year imo.

[Ivan The Mouse]

Those mash-ups of current year's pop songs with Traditional Christmas songs. They annoy me greatly and I don't understand why people do those.

[Prix with a Silent X]

Baby It's Cold Outside is bad.

Christmas Shoes is not the worst Christmas song, whatever you say.

[just Beamu]

I mean it's pretty high up there even if it's not date rape the song levels of bad

[Prix with a Silent X]

It is not. It is sweet and made me cry when I was younger. At least it has a narrative. "Oh Christmas Tree" is stupid.

[Kotonoha]

I've never heard Christmas Shoes in the wild, is it just an American phenomenon

[Snow]

'Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square'

can there be a lyric more UTTERLY STUPID???

[Kotonoha]

Jingle bell time is a swell time

[Snow]

Billy Idol sang it so in public I must pretend I like it. I almost do even.