1. As always, I resolve to cut back on my sugar intake and lose the spare tire.
2. Also as always, the coming year will be the year that I finally get a job.
Dependent on 2., 2017 will also be the year that I:
2a. ask her out.
2b. Buy that junk I always wanted but don't need.
2c. Donate more to charities.
3. More realistically, I'll also finish all the art projects I'm half-done.