Write the most sensationalist headline you can about the subject matter.
The subject matter is eitherSensationalist in the sense of evoking a disproportionately strong emotional reaction/judgment compared to the subject matter.
1) one of the poster above you's recent actions/posts
2) scenario given by the poster above you
Feel free to reframe it as ridiculously as you want, humor is not imperative but gets bonus points
This is all for fun and games, don't get too triggered or if you know you will, put out current news a la example 2)
Example:
Subject: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/enriq...ssforever.html
Headline:
41 year old man sings about necrophilia for 4 minutes