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    I have no idea as they aren't around.

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    And rape is a life felony. Capital felony is, say, first degree murder.

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    At least in the US, it remained a capital offense until around the 1950s. So for the sake of simplicity, let's assume that it's still a hanging crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whis View Post
    Wait so the gay marriage was fine, but him not being Catholic wasn't?
    the gay marriage thing is bad, and the non-Catholic thing just makes it worse

    dw my self-loathing tendencies and inherent whininess make sure that never happens
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    probably if I came out as bi to them would be about the worst thing

    mainly my mother on that one tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by GayBeamu View Post
    probably if I came out as bi to them would be about the worst thing

    mainly my mother on that one tho
    "just doubling my strikezone ma"
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    Everyone knows I'm useless so there's no expectations, meaning no disappointment (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    "just doubling my strikezone ma"
    more like strikeout zone ha

    that would probably piss her off more actually

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    On parental disappointment scale, out of my siblings I rank in the middle, I think. Worse than my sister (university student, lives away from home, wide range of skills such as music, art, cooking), but better than my brother (lives at home, has a job but took a while to find one, has been in court, has a bastard daughter whose mother he's no longer in contact with, was in hospital for unrelated reasons when she was born)
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandstorm77 View Post
    He's just putting the bone of his sword into other people until it explodes and lets out parts of him inside them.

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    "is piper jaffray the name of the hospital you'll be working at?"
    "dad for the last time im not a doctor"
    "did you go to school just to dick around????"
    "dad..."
    "no one cares what an investment banker is, son!"
    "dad pls"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paitouch View Post
    "is piper jaffray the name of the hospital you'll be working at?"
    "dad for the last time im not a doctor"
    "did you go to school just to dick around????"
    "dad..."
    "no one cares what an investment banker is, son!"
    "dad pls"
    serious question should I invest in Delightworks if they ever go public?

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    I'm already a disappointment to my parents
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paitouch View Post
    "is piper jaffray the name of the hospital you'll be working at?"
    "dad for the last time im not a doctor"
    "did you go to school just to dick around????"
    "dad..."
    "no one cares what an investment banker is, son!"
    "dad pls"
    But... investment banking is really good field to get into!

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    serious question should I invest in Delightworks if they ever go public?
    Yes. If they ever do, I wish I could be working at whatever bank heads their IPO, then I would do everything I could to make sure it runs itself into the ground.

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    Pretty sure I'm a disappointment. Mom tried to tell me once she was proud of me working at [insert retail company] but I think she was just trying to get me to feel better.
    I know she hopes I get married & give her grandchildren. Pretty sure my parents won't care who I marry as long as they get those grandkids.

    I'll probably disappoint them by not getting married/knocked up... -.-; Because I'm in no rush & kind of feel like playing/goofing off/doing my own thing/being a rebel.... etc etc. Not that I wouldn't want kids with the guy I like; I just feel like such things are too soon.
    #OwO#

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paitouch View Post
    "is piper jaffray the name of the hospital you'll be working at?"
    "dad for the last time im not a doctor"
    "did you go to school just to dick around????"
    "dad..."
    "no one cares what an investment banker is, son!"
    "dad pls"
    Just tell them to look up the suicide and burnout rates among doctors. They'll change their tunes.

    Hopefully.


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    Parents whining that you're not a doctor can be dealt with by asking if their parents are/were happy with their career choices. Or just ask them why they're not doctors*.

    *Does not work if, you know, they actually are.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandstorm77 View Post
    He's just putting the bone of his sword into other people until it explodes and lets out parts of him inside them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    Parents whining that you're not a doctor can be dealt with by asking if their parents are/were happy with their career choices. Or just ask them why they're not doctors*.

    *Does not work if, you know, they actually are.
    or if you're asian you'll just get a beating for being disrespectful
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Time for me to put an end to your feeble attempts.


    Raised in a strictly Catholic family - now an atheist.

    Raised in a very racist, xenophobic and anti-Semitic family - like to think of myself of as accepting and non racist as a white person can be ( and still working on it)

    Raised to believe that gay people are an abomination - came out as a lesbian.

    Mum ( and dad, though to a lesser extent ) wanted grandkids - I don't want them.

    Raised in a ( ultra ) nationalist family - a filthy internationalist anarco-commie.

    Sent to med school to become a doctor, a trophy of the family - dropped out to study humanities.

    Raised to be emotionally distant, in control of myself, stable, and be a low-maintenance child - developed Major Depressive and Generalised Anxiety disorder, self-harmed, attempted suicide, got hospitalised, and have been struggling with it for years which has reduced my functionality considerably.

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    Almost sounds like your parents are Korean lmao
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    well they'd be evangelical
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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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