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    The Beast's Lair White Day Lemon Contest! (2017)

    I was bullied into making this.

    This is another fanfic exchange contest like Secret Santa, but a lemon-themed one instead. This time for White Day, what with the romance theme and all. Somewhat of a revival of the lemon contests of old, but with the exchange format. That being so, and seeing as how people are generally less keen on writing that sorta thing, I’ll expect this contest to be a smaller affair than last time. Like last time, people submit anonymously submit prompts, receive them in turn to write, all of which get posted publicly and anonymously for the community to vote on.

    Of course, as the situation is different, since now all participants are guaranteed to be writing lemons, and so tastes and distastes are more particular here, the rules are a bit different too.

    A General Summary:

    1. Participants will submit their prompts, three per participant. PM them to me. You may post them publicly if you like, but the general idea is to keep them anonymous.
    2. Once the deadline's up, participants are then another user’s prompts to write for. Of the three, you may choose one to write in exchange. You can write more than one, but the idea here is to give more freedom of choice to the receiver, in the case where if they don’t like one prompt, they won’t be stuck with that
    3. Up until the writing deadline is up, participants send their fics to me. Once the deadline's up, all the fics will be posted anonymously into one megathread.
    4. The community (so, not only limited to participants, even non-fic writers may participate) may then vote on their most favorite fics out of all the submission, rather than use formal judging. At the end, points are tallied and a winner is declared.


    Rules and Guidelines:

    • All written fics need to have lemon content. This is a lemon contest, after all. While you don’t need to make the entire thing a lemon, and PWP is certainly fine too, at least keep that in mind.
    • Participants that submit ideas must write an idea in turn. Reiterating this, again. Last time the turnout was better than expected, but still, if you submit a prompt it’s expected that you’ll write one in turn. Even if you can’t finish, an incomplete submission is better than none at all.
    • There is no length requirement, but general expectations are 1k words minimum, 20k maximum. Of course, those are just guidelines, so even if your fic exceeds those, it’s not like it’ll get disqualified or anything.
    • Be considerate of others and keep your prompts flexible, expecting one-shot length pieces. Similarly, please consider what kind of prompts people probably won't want to write. If the prompt is overly offensive or grotesque, chances are it won't get written.
    • TYPE-MOON fics/premises only for prompts. Don't request crossovers.
    • As well as noting what Nasu works one is familiar with, it would also help for participants to note what type of lemons they would or wouldn’t be fine with writing, so that authors aren’t saddled with writing something they really aren’t comfortable writing about.


    Pitched ideas will be displayed publicly here, grouped by user (but anonymously), so you have time to think before prompts are distributed.

    Submitted Prompts

    Pool 1
    • Rama and Sita are cursed to not be together, so they request their Master to act as their proxy lover, and their Master relays messages of love and sexual acts, from Rama to Sita and vice-versa, roleplaying as the opposite character's lover. Author's choice of male or female protagonist, but they MUST stick with their chosen sex for the whole story. No futa, strap-ons/toys are okay, someone's getting a bareback creampie before all is said and done.
    • Concurrent with Tsukihime/Melty Blood, or simply post-Tsukihime: In order to stave off her vampiric madness, a homeless Yumizuka Satsuki seeks "alternative" sources of human DNA, but the temptation of the liberating insanity of bloodlust is never far behind. Tags: compensated dating, psychological, etc.
    • Following her upset defeat at the hands of the CapSaba rising star Emiya Shirou, Celebloomers declares herself and the underdog a power couple, a move meant to ally themselves against aggressively opportunistic upstart CapSaba players who'd wish to take down the new Champion (Shirou) and throw the world of the sport into chaos. Somehow, like with many political marriages, the arrogant celebrity develops proper feelings for her on-paper beaux, and wishes to genuinely take their relationship to the next step. But, the lucky, plucky youth isn't interested in anything BUT Capsule Servants! Can the bloomers-wearing babyface turn the boy into a man? Light femdom and romantic comedy, genre-mixing is a plus.

    Pool 2
    • Natalia and Young Kiritsugu are in a warzone when he pops his first boner at the worst possible moment. She decides to teach him about the birds and the bees the fun way. Some proper /ss/ but no going all the way because that never happened in canon. Maybe stick to teasing, a handie, titfuck, or a BJ. I dunno, surprise me. Bonus points for proper characterization, and if there are are armed terrorists less than a block away.
    • (Tohno Shiki or Akiha)/Hisui. Shiki or Akiha dom. Bondage. THIS CHAIR must be involved. Kohaku can come too.
    • It's time for the Fifth Grail War, and Rin's summons Astolfo as her Servant. Problem is he's so gosh darned cute that he awakened her dom side, and she spends many amusing days trying to come to terms with her intense desire to pump that rump with the biggest strap-on she's got. Eventually she loses control and jumps him, only for him to eventually reveal that a paladin's sword is no dagger. As a knight of Charlemagne he likes three things: killing muslims, plundering treasure, and fucking everything on two legs. No muslims here, and Rin's all out of treasure. A classic top-bottom bottom-top switcheroo, should be easy if you're not afraid of a little butt stuff.

    Pool 3
    • Just Shinji and Shirou doing it on the student council room floor. Pls no abusive.
    • Chronicles of Fujou Kirie's explorations of her budding sexuality through ghostly voyeurism and/or possession.
    • Massive sexual tension Gudako/Shielder. Matthew walks in on Gudako making sweets for her. Kitchen disaster porn, Gudako being arousingly expert, or a different twist entirely is up to the writer.

    Pool 4
    • Ayako can no longer restrain her feelings, waking up every night covered with sweat. She just has no choice but to confront it, even though when she loses control, it's in the middle of the school day, in public, with - Shinji? Ayako and Shinji, exhibitionism, you do what you want with the rest. You can sub Shinji out with someone else if you like.
    • It was just a game to be played, nothing with any seriousness behind it. One of them was just going to get a boyfriend before the other, that's all. Neither thought that the one they'd be falling for was each other. Rin/Ayako, some fluff, the rest is up to you.
    • What's the point of hard work when there's so many things you can be working to make harder? One student's quest for top-notch grades lead her in a trail of devastation across Homurahara, and no-one is safe. TAKE A WILD GUESS/Kuzuki/Taiga/Issei/Whoever you can justify helping Ayako improve her grades. Dom out the ass, or in it, I guess.

    Pool 5
    • Its the end of the FGO Beach Event, and after running themselves ragged managing the thing and making sure everything worked out, Gudao/Gudako (whichever the writer prefers) decides to spend the final day of the singularity relaxing and unwinding from all the stress when they get an invitation for a sunset beach date by one of the Event Servants [Mordred/Kiyohime/Tamamo/Scathach/Mary&Anne/Artoria/Antoinette] (Pick 1) that has all the ingredients for an unforgettable summer memory.
    • Mordred is too used to physical punishment to learn her lesson from it any longer, and to Artoria (Lancer/alter optional), this is a serious problem, as her son is hardly a great monarch-to-be yet. At the insistence of Merlin, she goes for a different approach, with which Mordred is completely unfamiliar. Incest, futa, dom, ?noncon?
    • Magi*Mari is summoned to Chaldea, and as a cutie succubus, she becomes instantly popular with Servants of either gender. But Magi Mari's nature resonates so strongly with her creator, Merlin, that she falls in love with him to the bottom of her heart. Now, the creator must show it's creation what it means to make and be in love. WAFF, ?possible yan?

    Pool 6
    • Following UBW Good Ending (with Saber's Lancer version from F/GO instead), a look into a week (Monday through Sunday) of Shirou, Rin, and Artoria's active sex-life. As the week goes on, their needs become more intense to them becoming nearly inseparable. Vanilla.
    • The My Room Trio (Raikou, Kiyohime, and Serenity) ambush their Master at a hot spring (can be magical or not). Tags: Vanilla, Titfuck, Foursome, Fem&MaleDom, Comedy.
    • After the Final Singularity, Mashu wants to live life to the fullest, including creating a new literal life with Gudao. Tags: Lewd fumbling attempts of Impregnation with Vanilla & Fluff of the highest order.

    Pool 7
    • Decoration Disorder Disconnection. Mato decides that Arika 'owes' her for her 'help' in the time they've known each other and one night calls that debt in. The two get dinner, and then go back to her place where she tells him how exactly he can repay her. BDSM, go wild.
    • Mahoutsukai no Yoru. Sōjūrō and Aoko get drunk on a lonely night, as part of festivities or other reasons. For a while they just talk, then they get sentimental, and this gradually builds up until they find themselves confessing their feelings for one another. Awkward but sweet alcohol-fueled passion between two new lovers.
    • Fate/Grand Order. What on Earth does not belong to the King of Kings? Cleopatra, so it seems. The greatest pharaoh of Egypt finds himself falling for the last, and sets himself to the task of seducing her. Or is she the one seducing him? The story should involve excessive displays (and descriptions) of extravagant wealth, in proper Egyptian style. Don't fear the purple.

    Pool 8
    • Ciel/(Jeanne &/or Laeticia,), bodypaint&/or tattoos. Holy Church, warpaint, devotion. Grail War optional.
    • Gudako/Matthew Godslight/Gudao. Two Master candidates survive, and Matthew isn't entirely sure what she's supposed to do with that. Lingerie or armor.
    • Alphard Al-Shua/Ryougi Shiki, formalwear, short term relationship. Stylish women who're good at what they do, but don't know how to have fun.

    Pool 9
    • Chaldea managed to save the world, but not without a price. For the surviving Guda(k)o and Mashu, the comfort that they find in each helps them come to terms with their wounds. (tags: guda:blind mashu:amputee oral sensory_play) <--- THIS IS IMPORTANT
    • Altrouge Brunestud has finally claimed victory over the Princess of the True Ancestors. (tags: femdom definitely_not_happy_sex [group???] hair_cutting)
    • She is the vice-director of the Mage's Association, a veritable glacier of domineering force, and sworn enemy of vampires. He is a vampire of the Dead Apostle Ancestors, a knight of vengeance with a burning will, and he doesn't like setbacks. Different in many ways, but alike in others. They met. They fought. And now they fuck. (tags: hatesex whip dom_sub_interchange)

    Pool 10
    • Ishtar is the goddess of sex and love, and it is very, very warm. If she's already going to take off her clothes, why not have some additional fun while she's at it? Striptease by Ishtar-in-Rin's-body for the viewing pleasure of [one or more people chosen by the author], doesn't necessarily have to end in sex, but must feature full nudity. Alternatively, use Eresh.
    • Medea practicing a magic sex rite with Scáthach in the open air, with at least one male observer somehow affected by the ritual.
    • Was Bedivere's devotion to Arturia purely platonic? And what about Lancelot's unrequited feelings for his queen? A Bedivere/Arturia/Lancelot threesome which may either be a dream of one of them, or some sort of magical trickery performed by Merlin, Mephistopheles, or another appropriate candidate.

    Pool 11
    • FGO: All Tiamat really wants is to be a mother. In the absence of the Grand Servants meant to tackle such a threat, a group (minimum three, maximum however many you like) of male Servants opt to gang bang the primordial mother to buy time until someone comes up with a better idea. This can be played as deadly and dire (as in the guys see this as a huge sacrifice they are being forced to make) or as goofy and fun (with horn dogs like Cu and Merlin jumping at the opportunity) as you like.
    • KnK: Touko decides to test her new body's reactions and sensitivity by seducing Mikiya (and/or Shiki).
    • FGO (spoilers): Kingu/Fake Enkidu finds himself drawn to a quirky, flirty Assassin on the Chaldea team and begins to wonder if this attraction is simply the Enkidu in him reacting to the Shamhat-like qualities in her. He follows this attraction to its logical conclusion and realizes through their lovemaking that for all of their hangups, he appreciates and admires Mata Hari for who she is, just as she appreciates him for himself. (Soft. Fuzzy. Feelings.)

    Pool 12
    • Remarkably, Jeanne d'Arc is having a a grand time in Chaldea. But being around... a certain someone is starting to make her question what she really wants and needs, and how to come to terms with who she was. (Jeanne/Jeanne Alter, S&M, waxplay, CONSENSUAL)
    • The new love of Brynhildr's life (or so she thinks) is having an affair with her Master. (FFM or FMM, NTR?, revenge?)
    • Ries/Caren. An unconvential Mass. Situate it in a specific church, cathedral, or basilica. (F/F, dom-sub interchange, consecrated oil.)

    Pool 13
    • Brynhildr faces Siegfried on the field of battle, her fragile psyche too far gone to care about glasses on or off. While Siegfried is no Sigurd, he remains a Hero of Justice - and what hero would leave a girl in need?
    • After one too many complaints from the younger members of Chaldea, Nightingale sets out to correct Blackbeard's proclivities through some physical therapy. Titfucking, bandage bondage, and feel free to get creative with the medical supplies. Naughty nurse puns optional, but encouraged.
    • Lancelot faces the most important trial of his life: being on time to his daughter's birthday party with a suitable present. However, he keeps running into beautiful women in desperate need of his aid and far too willing to reward him as a knight deserves... Can Lancelot make it to Mash's party in time, or will he once again succumb to his desires?

    Pool 14
    • Jalter beating up Mata Hari, and then treating her like nothing but what a useless sow like herself should be used for. Jalter's clothes stay on the whole time. Underlings can be used if deemed necessary. Moral degradation, physical violence, vomit, yuri, femdom, torture, pissing, mindbreak
    • Lancer Artoria was attacked by ENEMY SERVANT Gilles, and was put in the pitiful state of having tentacles invading her body, making her bloated and growing her a penis. Determined to help her remove them, a BRAVE HERO, Elizabeth, comes to help! With a PENETRATING ORGAN in her tail, a hardy spirit and unending determination, she'll do her best! Sensitive tail, futa, parasite, tentacles, yuri, multiple penetration, impregnation, pissing
    • Gudao and Shielder, after a month of being in a relationship, have come to realise a desire to become more physical. First time sex, under covers, at night, with the lights dimmed and door locked. Extremely awkward first time sex, with somewhat lack of foreplay, floundering, missing THE HOLE, maybe accidental teeth collision on starting blowjob. This needs to be sickeningly awkward, I don't want to fap to this, I want to cringe and d'aww every now and then. Tags: Vanillier, too pure to fap

    Pool 15
    • Olga-Marie Animusphere has it out for Gudao, and nobody can quite figure out why: because she's the only one who remembers when they got together under the influence at the Chaldea welcome party. Flashback or the situation's resolution. UST, drunk sex, clothed/partially clothed sex.
    • Archetype Earth has annihilated the Dust of Osiris and decides to to weight the options of mankind's future. Now a single agent of the Church will have the chance to influence her choice on whether humanity will be bathed in the planet's favour, or be annihlated. Ciel/Archetype Earth, ??futa??
    • Mysterious Heroine X has finally succeeded in the annihilation of all Sabers, and though this should have resulted in her own destruction, her body has instead taken... drastic changes, as it now has to base itself upon Artoria's lancer counterparts. With a mature body comes mature urges, and X needs her Master to help her with hers. Master gender optional, anal, ?futa?, sweat.

    Pool 16
    • After luring Mordred on her flying gardens for a night of fun, Semiramis reveals that she has far greater control over her territory than anyone thought, and she thinks it's time to prepare Saber for the coming battles...and finally force her to deal with her real gender. (Breast Growth, Muscle Growth, no rape)
    • Letting Attila try out a magic trick might not have been the best idea, and now that the Scourge of God towers over the land, it seems clear to her master that there's only one way to get rid of that extra mass. (Magical Girl, Giantess)
    • Turning into a girl and being forced to work at a cafe wasn't Waver's idea of a good time, but the day just might get better when a buxom Artoria comes in for coffee. (Waitress, Genderbend)

    Pool 17
    • Ryougi Shiki x Aozaki Touko. Mikiya is away in the suburbs, taking his driving exam, and he isn't calling or anything. Shiki picked up some red-haired boy in the streets, but he isn't really enough to stave away her boredom. However...
      "Haven't you brought me to your place because you want that?"
      She hadn't really given much thought to those needs before, and it barely registered with her when he brought it up, but suddenly her inner emptiness is given a new level. She grows ever more frustrated with the hour, and her boss isn't the clueless kind like Mikiya. (no magical sex toys ( real ones are allowed but must be justified in-story ), no futanari, no pissing or vomiting etc)
    • Kokutou Azaka x Asagami Fujino. Fujino has returned to the Reien Academy after a long absence, and Azaka has volunteered to assist her around as the frail Fujino adapts to living without her eyesight. Something about Asagami draws Azaka ever closer, and Fujino is not blind to it. Her eyesight may be gone forever, but her other senses got so much heightened, that the slightest touch of Azaka's hand against her own sets her trembling. One day, the senses overflow her mind, and Azaka is just too drawn to the forbidden to push her back... (keep it vanilla and gentle)
    • Saber Alter x Dark Sakura. Sakura is revelling in her new power and planning her next move - and waiting to see if her sister and Shirou will make a move of their own -she decides to kill some time by satisfying her lust. With all the power of the Grail in her hands, she's eager to make Saber, the strongest Servant, her little plaything. Saber has to listen to her every command anyways. Little does she know what she's gotten herself into... (top-bottom switch, no vomit or gore or scat, no futa)

    Pool 18
    • It is a White Christmas and everyone is expecting their gifts from Santa. A lone male only has one wish: Santa herself (or themselves) and the powers that be force Santa to comply, for he has been a good boy. (Can use SantaJalter, Alter Santa or both. Hateful sex/DomSub; they're alters)
    • The Throne of Heroes is like an Olympic village, which reunites the most illustrious people of every era and civilization. And everyone knows that what happens in the Throne of Heroes, stays in the Throne of Heroes. (Orgy or people who are trying to escape the debauchery)
    • Miyuverse Shirou has been kept captive for months. Who knows what could have happened in that tiny cell with his captors? Angelica and Beatrice take turns torturing him, wanting to know the whereabouts of Miyu. (Torture, Sadism. Class cards allowed)

    Pool 19
    • An unnamed Executor finds himself imprisoned and used as a sex toy by a powerful Vampire (or Vampires) after attempting to slay her. Can choose from any of the canon Vampire girls. No specific fetishes in mind, but be bold and don't make it vanilla.
    • Raw Anus vs Gay Bulge. Let the legend return to life. Incorporating cheesy porn quotes is encouraged, but not required. Fuck♂You.
    • Makidera Kaede, Himuro Kane, and Yukika Saegusa do everything together. Everything. After setting their sights on a certain someone, this leads to that and all four of them end up in a room together, naked. Each girl has to have a different fetish, and one is butt stuff.

    Pool 20
    • It's well known that Shuten Douji likes to play with her food. Kintoki, however, has finally had enough - and so, for that matter, has Ibaraki. (Dom/Sub reversal, pissing, anal, mindbreak, group. Go to town.)
    • Mordred catches up to the Assassin of Red and she's no longer in the mood to screw around, no matter what Semiramis has to say about it, or what she... has to... what is that? (Futa, non-con, tears and maybe vomit.)
    • Blavatsky was interested in the information they had on Mahatma, and the price wasn't too bad. It was just that, for some reason or another, she couldn't stop. But that was fine, right? She needed the information... (FGO Caster, prostitution, drugs, abuse, escalation, f-f-fisto?, etc.)

    Pool 21
    • SHIKI Ryougi, Mikiya, asphyxiation.
    • Ciel route. Shiki staked down with Black Keys. NTR plot, Ciel remembers what it's like to have Roa inside her. This is Ciel. Be creative.
    • Shiki Tohno and Miyako Arima. WAFF. Miyako learns that there are more things girls and boys can do together than fight. Keep everything vanilla, but don't cop out and use Miyako's teenage design.

    Pool 22
    • Mid-UBW and Post-UBW, or just Post-UBW depending on your approach. Shirou can't get the image of Issei stripping out of his mind, and it's driving him mad. After he starts masturbating to the thought of his best friend laying it all open for him, Rin gets impatient and forces a steamy confrontation. Shirou/Issei, can have some Rin/Shirou or Issei/Rin but Shirou/Issei is a must.
    • Ko-Gil ends up taking Chloe into his bed for a night. Set during Prisma Illya 3rei, the ruins of the Miyuverse school. Illya OT3 is allowed, dom-sub interchange is preferred. No diaper, scat, torture, pissing, mindbreak.
    • Post-UBW. Rin finally decides to take things into her own hands, and she doesn't care what anyone else thinks about her chosen lover. Rin/Ayako, Rin/Saber, Rin/Luvia, or Rin/Sakura. Pretty much PWP. Rin should start dominant, but is eventually swapped to sub. Can then proceed sub-Rin, interchange, or just partners.

    Pool 23
    • Arihiko/Akiha, very explicitly NTRing Tohno Shiki. Have fun with this one! (Ex. "whose dick is better? "yours is, yours is better than nii-san's!")
    • Shuten Doujin gets REALLY drunk and masturbates in a farmer's field. (tags: Vegetables masturbation solo drunk field_of_spinach Eggplant_penetration futa)
    • A certain Servant, rather devout (Martha or Jeanne), has, unfortunately, fallen in love with their Master - and it's unfortunate because she has certain vows pertaining to her chastity. But she wants to be closer to him/her nontheless. (Tags: WAFF anal religious dirty talk)

    Pool 24
    • Jeanne and Ciel, raise the flag. Kinky, hot, with Jeanne getting as embarrassed as humanly possible. Poledancing is a must, Roa-mode Ciel optional. No futa; keep it strictly f/f or f/f/f with Nanako; use of toys aside from the flag optional.
    • Fran wants to be taught how to be a good bride. With her options limited to females in London's singularity, the best teacher seems to be... Mordred. Switch from vanilla sex to rough play is preferred. Fran's POV and reasoning why Mordred seems to be the best option is a must; have Mordred's POV if need, but keep the POV switch to the minimum.
    • "I know she's a girl." Marie Antoinette and Chevalier D'Eon. Playful, sweet sex, so vanilla it hurts. Have Marie reject a gender switch proposal from D'Eon.

    Pool 25
    • Scathach and the Sea Monsters - the real story behind the creation of Gae Bolg. (You know the drill)
    • It's a rainy day in the mountains. There's a fire going... and Len opens up to Kouma in more ways than one. (Vanilla, embarrassed, fluffy as hell)
    • Angel Notes - V/V and Godo have slid into a routine. He shoots angels to pay for food, she plays her shitty guitar, and both of them pretend that the world isn't ending beyond the apartment door.



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    The prize, again, will go to the author of the winning lemon, and be of either an illustration of their fic, or of another fic of their choice.

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    The prize, again, will be an illustration of the winning lemon.
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    I'd like to enter but chances are I'll be job hunting in/for the next few months and I won't have time. Doesn't stop me from writing outside of it at my own pace.

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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    there aren't enough gun emojis in the thousandfold trichiliocosm for this shit


    Linger: Complete. August, 1995. I met him. A branch off Part 3. Mikiya keeps his promise to meet Azaka, and meets again with that mysterious girl he once found in the rain.
    Shinkai: Set in the Edo period. DHO-centric. As mysterious figures gather in the city, a young woman unearths the dark secrets of the Asakami family.
    The Dollkeeper: A Fate side-story. The memoirs of the last tuner of the Einzberns. A record of the end of a family.
    Overcount 2030: Extra x Notes. A girl with no memories is found by a nameless soldier, and wakes up to a world of war.

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    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    I'm thinking of entering but honestly I'd have no idea what to do with the current prompts.

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    Btw, how would the shuffling pool work this time of, say, one pool of three has...

    1. Fate works etc.
    2. KnK
    3. Tsukihime

    Excluding the possibility of crossover requests, what if one person's only consumed 1 series worth of knowledge? Will you also shuffle or switch prompts from different pools to fulfill the capability of more writing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snow View Post
    I'm thinking of entering but honestly I'd have no idea what to do with the current prompts.
    Well, so far it's just a single entrant.

    Where I'm banking on hopefully more entrants so we don't enter a feedback loop of "need more entrants > current prompts scares away newcomers > we still need more entrants" (OR: the only way we'll get more sane prompts is if people who would normally be scared off by the weird ones enter anyway)

    Though I'll also be doing less random assigning this time around and will try to at least make sure no one's stuck with anything they'll find *too* objectionable, if we get enough to do that with anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raylen Cypher View Post
    Btw, how would the shuffling pool work this time of, say, one pool of three has...

    1. Fate works etc.
    2. KnK
    3. Tsukihime

    Excluding the possibility of crossover requests, what if one person's only consumed 1 series worth of knowledge? Will you also shuffle or switch prompts from different pools to fulfill the capability of more writing?
    Say a receiver is mostly familiar with Fate, and I can either assign them one of two pools, one of which has more 2 Fate 1 KnK, and the other has 1 Fate 1 Tsuki 1 KnK. In that case, I'd prioritize assigning them the former.

    Of course, this time around stuff like content-matching (so people don't get anything too objectionable to them to write) takes priority over stuff like series knowledge, but both factors will be considered.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dullahan View Post
    there aren't enough gun emojis in the thousandfold trichiliocosm for this shit


    Linger: Complete. August, 1995. I met him. A branch off Part 3. Mikiya keeps his promise to meet Azaka, and meets again with that mysterious girl he once found in the rain.
    Shinkai: Set in the Edo period. DHO-centric. As mysterious figures gather in the city, a young woman unearths the dark secrets of the Asakami family.
    The Dollkeeper: A Fate side-story. The memoirs of the last tuner of the Einzberns. A record of the end of a family.
    Overcount 2030: Extra x Notes. A girl with no memories is found by a nameless soldier, and wakes up to a world of war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snow View Post
    I'm thinking of entering but honestly I'd have no idea what to do with the current prompts.
    There will be more prompts, I'm sure, as people get less embarrass and start sending stuff in. I'm interested in joining too, but the hard part is coming up with decent prompts, and then (for me) worrying about not being able to write anything when it comes time for the contest.
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
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    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    What are prompts?
    And how the frick am I supposed to write anything in just 1 week?
    My attempts at being a (fanfic) writer:

    Eclipse - a Saber Alter oneshot
    Requiem for a Race - Altrouge and Ortenrosse hunt the TAs ( 1/3 chapters, discontinued )
    Memories of a King - a 'Saber Origins' story ( 8/? chapters, discontiuned )
    A Small Warmth - a post UBW-Good oneshot, Saber/Rin
    Devil's Thrill - Narbareck hunts down a DAA Blackmore ( 10/10 chapters, finished )
    Boundary of Loneliness - Ryougi Shiki/Alphard Al-Shua oneshot. Lemon-flavoured

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polly View Post
    What are prompts?
    And how the frick am I supposed to write anything in just 1 week?
    You've got until March to write the actual fic itself.
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    I am still confused about this whole prompts business
    My attempts at being a (fanfic) writer:

    Eclipse - a Saber Alter oneshot
    Requiem for a Race - Altrouge and Ortenrosse hunt the TAs ( 1/3 chapters, discontinued )
    Memories of a King - a 'Saber Origins' story ( 8/? chapters, discontiuned )
    A Small Warmth - a post UBW-Good oneshot, Saber/Rin
    Devil's Thrill - Narbareck hunts down a DAA Blackmore ( 10/10 chapters, finished )
    Boundary of Loneliness - Ryougi Shiki/Alphard Al-Shua oneshot. Lemon-flavoured

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    Prompts are like your own wishlist, to put it like that. Since it's Secret Santa format, you and another random person exchange fics according to the 'wishes' you both submitted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polly View Post
    I am still confused about this whole prompts business
    Basically, you write three prompts, essentially a lemon scenario you'd like to see written. Then once the prompt deadline comes up, you're given another person's three prompts, and you choose at least one to write.
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    What you want the fic that you'll get to be about.

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