The Beast's Lair White Day Lemon Contest! (2017)

[Five_X]

Snow said it better, yeah.

[Polly]

Does that mean I'd have to write het porn?

[Five_X]

I'm sure you can give Kirby a request that you'd prefer something else.

[Snow]

Does that mean I'd have to write het porn?

You can write your preferences/what you wouldn't want to write to Kirby, and he'll match people according to that if possible, I think.

So you'd probably get a set of three that contains at least one non het porn prompt.

[Kirby]

Does that mean I'd have to write het porn?

You can specify that you don't wanna do het? Basically, if there's stuff you don't wanna write, say so as you turn in your prompts and I'll try match you up as best as I can

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What are prompts?
And how the frick am I supposed to write anything in just 1 week?

Also, for more examples of prompts, you can check out the Secret Santa contest for some examples. Ideally, they should be one or two-liner affairs, though being for lemons, maybe people will be more specific with what they want now, idk

[Raylen Cypher]

I am still confused about this whole prompts business

Prompt is what lemon you want. Within paragraph length, write what pairing, setting, kinks, themes, restrictions, etc. you desire.

For example, like...

Rin and Ayako fuck at the Archery Club. They went to school early, so they have to finish before students/club members walk in. Obviously Yuri, femdom, and the sex must involve shooting an arrow at the center of the targets.

Get it?

[Polly]

Alright I'm in.

[Five_X]

This is going to be a fun contest. I'll try to get some prompts in later today. :3

[SpoonyViking]

Just to clarify, Kirby: I have to send in three prompts, but I only have to write one fic? Is that it?

[Five_X]

I don't think anyone would want to write three pornos, that's exhausting even for me.

[Raylen Cypher]

I'm actually gonna try, lol.

[Kirby]

Just to clarify, Kirby: I have to send in three prompts, but I only have to write one fic? Is that it?

Yes.

Basically, when you receive your prompts, you receive all three of another user's prompts, and may choose one of those to write. This system was basically to give more choice to the user, because seeing as how lemons are more sensitive thing, I'd want to avoid people getting screwed over by their prompts as much as possible.

[Imperial]

Those prompts are unique, to say the least.

I had considered actually taking a stab at getting out of my comfort zone with this contest, but I'll have to lurk the thread and see if anything interesting lands in the prompt box. As it is, none of those first three interest me, but I suppose that's on me for having specific tastes.

[SpoonyViking]

Yes.

Basically, when you receive your prompts, you receive all three of another user's prompts, and may choose one of those to write. This system was basically to give more choice to the user, because seeing as how lemons are more sensitive thing, I'd want to avoid people getting screwed over by their prompts as much as possible.

Excellent!
Well, time to unleash my kinks all over Beast's Lair. Hope you are all up to date on the reproductive habits of llamas. :-P

[Raylen Cypher]

whaaaaaaaaaaa

[Zurvan]

I'm actually gonna try, lol.

[Raylen Cypher]

Yeah, I know, I'm sorry I'm late. I am literally writing three at once is why I said that.

Better punctuality.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

I don't think anyone would want to write three pornos

I mean, I've got like four half done that I bounce around between, it's not even exhausting its just, how to make things not feel cookie cutter

[Raylen Cypher]

i was gonna go with drunk sex but fucking irun beats me to the punch

now its sex by the fireplace lol

[Kirby]

Pool 2.

get ready for the most fucked up prompts this guy can come up with