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    Artemis: "Who is this dumb bear?" *punts Orion*

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    Gilgamesh: "I am a proud feminist."

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    Dantes: I'll solve every conflict I encounter with money. Have at thee! (splurges thick wads of banknotes)

    Azaka: My brother is such a pedo.
    Not dealing with it...

    Finally got her. At long last...
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    Dantes: "The cycle of revenge only begets further violence. Make love, not war!"

    Shiki (Ryougi): "I really wish I could kill someone right now. Too bad I'm too squeamish to do it."

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    Taiga: You know, I think I would be a better math teacher.

    Shinji: Sakura, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.

    Spoiler:

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    Tokiomi: Forget reaching the Root, I'll just sell my books and my jewels. From there, I'll build my empire.

    Emiya Noritaka: Training is useless. Here, kids, have some cotton candy.
    Not dealing with it...

    Finally got her. At long last...
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    This was a stupid idea but I'm posting any way lol

    Small Shirou: Hey, dad, Taiga said you used to have a woman around before you found me. What happened to her?

    Kiritsugu: *interrupted from wistfully looking at the moon* ...did Taiga say what this woman looked like?

    Shirou: Yeah, she wore black a lot and had short hair.

    Kiritsugu: Oh.

    Shirou: *sits down next to Kiritsugu* So was she your girlfriend?

    Kiritsugu: No, son.

    Shirou: Then who was she?

    Kiritsugu: Son, do you know what a mistress is?

    Shirou: Yeah.

    Kiritsugu: Well when daddy is lonely... -you do? How?

    Shirou: Uncle Raiga.

    Kiritsugu: Ah.

    *awkward silence*

    Shirou: So she was your mistress?

    Kiritsugu: Yes Shirou, she was my mistress.

    *Young Shirou turns away to look at the moon*

    Shirou: Cool.

    Spoiler:

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    This is the most stupid one...

    Kiritsugu (at Kotomine Kirei): Pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew... (ad infinitum)
    Not dealing with it...

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    For the new servants of Shinjuku.

    Moriarty: Sherlock Holmes is inspiration and Idol.

    Hessian Lobo: (Lobo) "rolls around to get a belly rub"

    Hessian Lobo: (The Headless Horseman) "starts to yodel"

    i don't know the others much to anything for them sadly'
    "Only in my company, will you not be a monster"


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    Scathach: *surrounded by the different versions of Cu* "Don't talk to me or my sons ever again."

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    - Gilgamesh (to Shirou): I admire you.

    - Saber: No, I can wait for dinner.

    - Taiga: Let's sit down and think this through rationally. *proceeds to do exactly that*

    - Shiki Tohno: Maybe I should take a vow of chastity?

    - Gilgamesh: Please, I need some help with a matter of some importance.

    Yeah... I'm just stating the obvious.
    Where am I going?
    And why am I in this hand basket?

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    we all must make sacrifices for our craft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draconic View Post
    Saber: No, I can wait for dinner.
    It's more like this, I think...

    Saber: Gawain, your mashed potatoes are exquisite in taste.
    Not dealing with it...

    Finally got her. At long last...
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    Medb: "Why do people like Scathach so much? What with her long, silky hair and her full, pouting lips. Come to think of it, why do I like Scathach so much?"

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    Saber: "Aren't you going to take issue with a woman protecting you?"

    Shirou: "Nah, I'm pretty sure you got this."

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    Medb: Sex? That word sure sounds foreign for me. Come to think of it, I do know that word. And I abhor it!

    Touko: I wuv you my cute little sister!!! (glomps at Aoko)
    Not dealing with it...

    Finally got her. At long last...
    All hail!!!

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    Emiya: Who are you?

    Emiya Alter: I'm you but I screwed up even worse.

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    Azaka: Okay, fine, you're married, so I concede defeat. He's all yours, Ryougi.
    Where am I going?
    And why am I in this hand basket?

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    we all must make sacrifices for our craft

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    i for one sacrifice goats
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    Goats? My Dark Masters accept only hand-picked homegrown gluten free veganist quinoa.

    Cards Against the Nasuverse – a fanmade Cards Against Humanity expansion
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    Rule #2: Draconic kinda sucks, but only in person.

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    Artoria Lily to Arthur: "Onii-chan~"

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    Hercules (seeing Gilgamesh): Nope. No way I can kill that guy. Nice knowing you though, Illya.

    Kiritsugu: Should have gotten myself an Archer. Saber's weak to the Archer class. Why did I not think of that?
    Not dealing with it...

    Finally got her. At long last...
    All hail!!!

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    Saber: "I am your sword, Shirou, and you are my sheath."

    Shirou: "That's gay."

    Saber: "God dammit, Shirou."

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    My mind went in full gear after watching a certain anime series, so here you go...

    Saber: Are you my Master?

    Shirou: No.

    Saber (blushes in lust as she places her hand somewhere where it cannot be described by words alone): ~ Ah, Master, the way you say it... More, my Master! I want to feel rejected! ~

    Shirou: Please don't put it in that context!
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    Not dealing with it...

    Finally got her. At long last...
    All hail!!!

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    ....was it konosuba.....
    "Only in my company, will you not be a monster"


    anywhere than here

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