Artemis: "Who is this dumb bear?" *punts Orion*
--------
Gilgamesh: "I am a proud feminist."
Artemis: "Who is this dumb bear?" *punts Orion*
--------
Gilgamesh: "I am a proud feminist."
JP Support
Spoiler:
US Support
Spoiler:
Dantes: I'll solve every conflict I encounter with money. Have at thee! (splurges thick wads of banknotes)
Azaka: My brother is such a pedo.
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
Dantes: "The cycle of revenge only begets further violence. Make love, not war!"
Shiki (Ryougi): "I really wish I could kill someone right now. Too bad I'm too squeamish to do it."
Taiga: You know, I think I would be a better math teacher.
Shinji: Sakura, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
~ I love and admire beautiful stories ~Unlimited Blade Works' true Good End: https://www.bilibili.com/video/av569...50898884336512Spoiler:
Tokiomi: Forget reaching the Root, I'll just sell my books and my jewels. From there, I'll build my empire.
Emiya Noritaka: Training is useless. Here, kids, have some cotton candy.
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
This was a stupid idea but I'm posting any way lol
Small Shirou: Hey, dad, Taiga said you used to have a woman around before you found me. What happened to her?
Kiritsugu: *interrupted from wistfully looking at the moon* ...did Taiga say what this woman looked like?
Shirou: Yeah, she wore black a lot and had short hair.
Kiritsugu: Oh.
Shirou: *sits down next to Kiritsugu* So was she your girlfriend?
Kiritsugu: No, son.
Shirou: Then who was she?
Kiritsugu: Son, do you know what a mistress is?
Shirou: Yeah.
Kiritsugu: Well when daddy is lonely... -you do? How?
Shirou: Uncle Raiga.
Kiritsugu: Ah.
*awkward silence*
Shirou: So she was your mistress?
Kiritsugu: Yes Shirou, she was my mistress.
*Young Shirou turns away to look at the moon*
Shirou: Cool.
~ I love and admire beautiful stories ~Unlimited Blade Works' true Good End: https://www.bilibili.com/video/av569...50898884336512Spoiler:
This is the most stupid one...
Kiritsugu (at Kotomine Kirei): Pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew... (ad infinitum)
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
For the new servants of Shinjuku.
Moriarty: Sherlock Holmes is inspiration and Idol.
Hessian Lobo: (Lobo) "rolls around to get a belly rub"
Hessian Lobo: (The Headless Horseman) "starts to yodel"
i don't know the others much to anything for them sadly'
"Only in my company, will you not be a monster"
anywhere than here
Scathach: *surrounded by the different versions of Cu* "Don't talk to me or my sons ever again."
JP Support
Spoiler:
US Support
Spoiler:
- Gilgamesh (to Shirou): I admire you.
- Saber: No, I can wait for dinner.
- Taiga: Let's sit down and think this through rationally. *proceeds to do exactly that*
- Shiki Tohno: Maybe I should take a vow of chastity?
- Gilgamesh: Please, I need some help with a matter of some importance.
Yeah... I'm just stating the obvious.
Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
F/GO Supports
I joined two years too late...
Medb: "Why do people like Scathach so much? What with her long, silky hair and her full, pouting lips. Come to think of it, why do I like Scathach so much?"
----
Saber: "Aren't you going to take issue with a woman protecting you?"
Shirou: "Nah, I'm pretty sure you got this."
JP Support
Spoiler:
US Support
Spoiler:
Medb: Sex? That word sure sounds foreign for me. Come to think of it, I do know that word. And I abhor it!
Touko: I wuv you my cute little sister!!! (glomps at Aoko)
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
Emiya: Who are you?
Emiya Alter: I'm you but I screwed up even worse.
Quest of Fate
Apocrypha Universe Fate Quest Project
---
Beast's Lair Discord Server For Fate Quests
Hermes Servant Collection Master Post
Azaka: Okay, fine, you're married, so I concede defeat. He's all yours, Ryougi.
Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
F/GO Supports
I joined two years too late...
Artoria Lily to Arthur: "Onii-chan~"
JP Support
Spoiler:
US Support
Spoiler:
Hercules (seeing Gilgamesh): Nope. No way I can kill that guy. Nice knowing you though, Illya.
Kiritsugu: Should have gotten myself an Archer. Saber's weak to the Archer class. Why did I not think of that?
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
Saber: "I am your sword, Shirou, and you are my sheath."
Shirou: "That's gay."
Saber: "God dammit, Shirou."
JP Support
Spoiler:
US Support
Spoiler:
My mind went in full gear after watching a certain anime series, so here you go...
Saber: Are you my Master?
Shirou: No.
Saber (blushes in lust as she places her hand somewhere where it cannot be described by words alone): ~ Ah, Master, the way you say it... More, my Master! I want to feel rejected! ~
Shirou: Please don't put it in that context!
Last edited by hayate; March 15th, 2017 at 07:47 AM.
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
....was it konosuba.....
"Only in my company, will you not be a monster"
anywhere than here