Gawain: "I was transformed by the strong, musky power of true love. I have become The Day Man!"
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Kotomine Kirei (after saving Illya): But the REAL question is: if I am human, how am I able to jump from the top of that mansion to the ground?
Aozaki Aoko (after seeing the block of ice by Flat Snark): Nope. No way I can blast it to smithereens. It's all yours now, Soujuurou.
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
This thread is great because it's literally just saying the opposite of the character's schtick
Yeah, I've personally been trying to avoid that, since it's too easy to just do that.
With that said...
Shirou: "Hey Sakura, what do you want for breakfast?"
Angra Mainyu: "The souls of the innocent!"
Sakura: "Hmm.... A bagel!"
Angra Mainyu: "Noooooooo!"
Sakura: "Two bagels!"
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Archer (to Shirou): I have come here...TO CLAIM YOUR SOUL!!!
Shirou (offering him a white stick that smokes a lot at its end): But before that, you might want some of this to go along with your archaic outfit.
Archer (tests the stuff): What is this...satisfying feeling?
Shirou: Congratulations, you just have tasted one of life's pleasures: the weed.
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
That is actually a really good one Geek. She wouldn't *ask* for the second bagel, Shirou would just find two or three bagels just missing.
One of the good things is she likes to eat, which is why she likes cooking.
Though I do find sadness that Angra just said "Noooo" amd didn't curse the deliciousness of baked goods, because they are the true evil.
I agree, except it wouldn't be Shirou finding the Bagels missing. Taiga and Saber would notice immediately and then complain loudly to Shirou about how Sakura got three Bagels and they each only got one. Then Sakura would make a bunch of futile denials that nobody believes while Rin mutters darkly about how all the extra food goes straight to her chest.
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Knights of the Round Table: "All hail Princess Mordred!"
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Faerie (insulting Saber): You just got your sword from a watery tart!
Saber: You're THE watery tart!!!
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Why even try?
This is golden...
Serenity Hassan: "Now, Master, let me show you my Noble Phantasm: Death by Snu-Snu!"
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Gilgamesh: Alms...alms for the poor...I'm starving...please help...
Diarmuid (while fighting Saber): MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
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Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
Shirou I got bored with swords. Now I like trains.
Gilgamesh Ohnononowait-
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Shirou:
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