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    What TYPE-MOON Characters Would Never Say REDUX

    Since the old thread is dead and buried deep in the depths of the forum, let's create a new thread. It's the same basic premise: just post jokes about different characters based around things that they would never say.

    To start us off.

    Lancelot: Welcome back, Galahad.
    Matthew: I'm not Galahad
    Galahad (in Matthew's head): Technically, you kind of are.
    Matthew: Shut up, Galahad.

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    Scathach: And you can all call me Auntie Scathach!

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    Shirou: You know, I once thought the vernacular was a sex organ.

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    Scathach: I'm old and I'm proud! You can call me grandma!!!

    Mashu: What's with these clothes, Galahad? Are you a female?

    Shiki: Let us all meditate and be free of any sin. Female Vampire, how can I be of service?

    Arcueid: This whole place blows.
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    Mordred: i love my father

    Gil: the whole world is my friend.

    Siegfred: I have no regrets

    Jalter: I think Jeanne is cool

    Edmond: i'm edgy as f*ck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceblade44 View Post
    Gil: the whole world is my friend.
    Pretty sure that's Gil on CCC.

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    Mordred: "You... you scratched my armor. That was a gift from my father."

    Matthew: "I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great-"

    Mordred: "I hated my father."

    Matthew: "Oh, then I'm sure your father was a prick."

    Mordred: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY FATHER!"

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    Shirou: Hashtag YOLO!!!

    Rin: Seriously, Instagram site is here. You really came from the past.

    Archer: Can't help it though. What's a computer anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Geek View Post
    Mordred: "You... you scratched my armor. That was a gift from my father."

    Matthew: "I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great-"

    Mordred: "I hated my father."

    Matthew: "Oh, then I'm sure your father was a prick."

    Mordred: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY FATHER!"
    See, the thing is I can pretty much imagine her actually saying that.

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    As for my own suggestions on what TM characters would never say...

    Shirou: "Have you ever read the complete works of Ayn Rand? Totally changed my worldview. Altruism sucks and capitalism for the win!"

    Shinji: "Why hello there, Sakura. What may I do for you on this fine day? I've already cooked you breakfast, made your bed and prepared a bath, but if there's anything else my beloved sister desires then I shall gladly attend to that as well. Did I mention how much I love you (in a totally acceptable platonic way, of course) and am totally not at all psychotically jealous of you?" (Imagine him wearing a butler's outfit while saying this for extra OOC-ness)

    Sakura: "Do you what my absolute favorite animal is? Worms. Aren't they just adorable?"

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    Medb: "Sex before marriage is bad and you should feel bad."

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    EMIYA: "I love my job."

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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    Mozart: this is a grand sanctuary of the arts, anything profane is forbidden here. If i see you spiting out a dirty joke i will tear you alive.

    Marie: give them cake.
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    *While Rider is using her Noble Phantasm*

    Shirou: "Tell her to eat shit, Saber."
    Saber: "Tell her yourself!"
    Shirou: "EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!"

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    Gilgamesh: "I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away!"

    Originally Posted by Aiden The reason Medea and Medusa can't see eye to eye is that if they did Medea would become a statue.

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