You travel to the nasuverse.

[SpoonyViking]

Brazil has never shown up in the Nasuverse, so I would probably blink out of existence the moment I set foot there. :-P

So why isn't my girlfriend a serial killer?

...How do you know she isn't?

[Alternate joke: just keep dating her, shouldn't take long. :-P]

[Hyperversum]

if i were in the nasuverse

i would absolutely do everything in my power to participate in a holy grail war

then i would use my command spells to do terrible things to cute girls

And if the Servant you summon is a manly man? Can you land him to me and go full "bros before hoes" while fighting?
Gods, I would to summon someone like Cu.

Anyway, I would prefer to go back in time, around the time of the 1st/2nd HGW.

I NEED TO KNOW FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED BACK THERE. Yeah, life in 1800 may not be the same like having some cute girls and everything but... you know. LORE.

[Washada]

I become an historian/history teacher and tell my students:
-King Arthur was a girl
-Jack the Ripper was (maybe) a little girl
-Nero was a woman
-Francis Drake was a woman
-Marie-Antoinette was a pop idol
-Uruk had spaceships

[Iceblade44]

I become an historian/history teacher and tell my students:
-King Arthur was a girl
-Jack the Ripper was (maybe) a little girl
-Nero was a woman
-Francis Drake was a woman
-Marie-Antoinette was a pop idol
-Uruk had spaceships

-Oda Nobunaga was a girl
-Gilgamesh was a blond bishi
-Alexander was a testosterone giant
-Darius III was a even bigger testosterone giant
-Gilles de Rais invented tentacle porn
-Edison has a lion for a head
-Artemis is a lovestruct bimbo
-Mesopotamian Goddess's were Tsunderes

[Spartacus]

I will use all my knowledge as an outsider, like Gwenpool. Acting like those mysterious all knowing dude that appears to explain thing sounds cool.
But fail to realize that said knowledge are filled with headcanons, assumptions and wiki.

[kentrix0]

I will use all my knowledge as an outsider, like Gwenpool. Acting like those mysterious all knowing dude that appears to explain thing sounds cool.
But fail to realize that said knowledge are filled with headcanons, assumptions and wiki.

Hey how was the Gwenpool comic?
I never really picked up since the concept seemed like people trying to milk gwen's popularity after spider-gwen(at least she did have a cool design).

[Spartacus]

Hey how was the Gwenpool comic?
I never really picked up since the concept seemed like people trying to milk gwen's popularity after spider-gwen(at least she did have a cool design).

The comic is super funny, to say the least. She is basically this thread topic but Marvel.

[Neir]

And if the Servant you summon is a manly man? Can you land him to me and go full "bros before hoes" while fighting?
Gods, I would to summon someone like Cu

then I'm boned

[kentrix0]

then I'm boned

And in case you summon EMIYA you're sworded