Kariya...

[Pillzman]

hey man, I'm telling yall, sakura is fucking important mate, how she was handled in ubw is a fucking sin ya hear me mate? It really makes me want to put a shotgun shell through the roof of my mouth. Fucking Nasu. In fact, you should have the option to choose her as heroine in fate and ubw too, and in zero of course, and in carnival phantasm probably too. Anyone who can't see why this is important is fucking braindead, mate.

Besides that, did we really need another thread to shit on Kariya? The other one ended up having that purpose, after all.

[Broke]

Sakura Did Something Wrong

[mewarmo990]

I think I saw sakuramochi on sale, should get some tmrw

[Marmadillo]

this should be multiple choice

[Iceblade44]

Sakura Did Something Wrong

Yes, Yes she did

[LegalLoliLover]

Important "fucking" character, huh?

[Bird of Hermes]

"Kariya did some things wrong which certainly need to be acknowledged, but did not do everything wrong."

[forumghost]

"Kariya did some things wrong which certainly need to be acknowledged, but did not do everything wrong."

Please provide examples of something he did right then.

[Altaris]

Fucking scrub doesn't even know that Fire is effective against Bug, 3rd rate trainer

[Skull]

Kariya was good...I enjoyed his struggle, as futile as it was.

[forumghost]

Kariya was good...I enjoyed his struggle, as futile as it was.

Calm down Kirei.

[Tobias]

No one cares.

[Altima of the Gates]

Please provide examples of something he did right then.

Walking out on Zouken, unironically the best thing he could have done. The only thing he didn't do right in that situation was telling Byakuya he was a fucking idiot for staying, and to steal some funds and move away from Fuyuki's with Shinji after Zouken mulched the dude's poor wife (were they married? Or did he just knock her up out of wedlock? I forget).

I mean, it's crazy how Zouken literally plays everyone like fiddles man. How the fuck does he know more about a man's wife's reproductive capabilities than her husband? It's just surreal.

And every time people mention that "Kariya is a pedo" thing, I remember that scene in the Zero Hanafuda where he and Tokiomi talk about how smoking hot Sakura will be like when she is older, even prettier than Aoi with huge knockers, and Sakura looks on at the two with the best look of disgust you'd see on a 5 year old.

[forumghost]

Walking out on Zouken, unironically the best thing he could have done. The only thing he didn't do right in that situation was telling Byakuya he was a fucking idiot for staying, and to steal some funds and move away from Fuyuki's with Shinji after Zouken mulched the dude's poor wife (were they married? Or did he just knock her up out of wedlock? I forget).

I mean, it's crazy how Zouken literally plays everyone like fiddles man. How the fuck does he know more about a man's wife's reproductive capabilities than her husband? It's just surreal.

And every time people mention that "Kariya is a pedo" thing, I remember that scene in the Zero Hanafuda where he and Tokiomi talk about how smoking hot Sakura will be like when she is older, even prettier than Aoi with huge knockers, and Sakura looks on at the two with the best look of disgust you'd see on a 5 year old.

My headcanon is that Aoi and her Bountiful Womb™ are the end result of a carefully orchestrated centuries-long eugenics plan by Zouken to save the Matou bloodline, and that part of the reason he hates Kariya so bad is because he fucked it up be being the ultimate Beta.

[Altaris]

If we harnest enough angst energy from kariya we might have been able to give Lancelot enough mana

[TheSeaDragon]

i really feel like a weirdo here. I like all three main heroines, and in Zero i like Both Tokiomi and Kariya, and i think both of them did things wrong at some point
If there is someone innocent here is Aoi

[aldeayeah]

My headcanon is that Aoi and her Bountiful Womb™ are the end result of a carefully orchestrated centuries-long eugenics plan by Zouken to save the Matou bloodline, and that part of the reason he hates Kariya so bad is because he fucked it up be being the ultimate Beta.

Alas, the Kwisatz Haderach was born one generation too early.

[Rafflesiac]

Does that make Shirou a Spice Girl?

[Mcjon01]

Does that make Shirou a Spice Girl?

Ginger Spice is already taken.

[Arha]

If Aoi did nothing wrong it's only because she never does anything and just leaves all decision making to her husband.