Fate/Grand Order - English

[eddyak]

Lancer Raikou's also retarded, btw. Like, her lines were written by what I can only assume is a braindead intern on a Friday afternoon and/or saturday morning, who also hasn't gone home or showered or given his brain a chance to reset in five days, it's actually worse than early Singularity writing, which was basically just "hey guys, let's go this way- UH OH, A [MONSTER/GROUP OF MONSTERS], SENPAI, WE GOTTA FIGHT NOW" x5 per chapter.

[lantzblades]

So what? Shift off one spin from that banner leaving me with two to spare? Ok then where should I aim those two spins? Jalter? Nero? Nobu?

[Pendant]

I'm a big lantz stan. Probably my favorite poster on BL

[Tobias]

Lancer Raikou's also retarded, btw. Like, her lines were written by what I can only assume is a braindead intern on a Friday afternoon and/or saturday morning, who also hasn't gone home or showered or given his brain a chance to reset in five days, it's actually worse than early Singularity writing, which was basically just "hey guys, let's go this way- UH OH, A [MONSTER/GROUP OF MONSTERS], SENPAI, WE GOTTA FIGHT NOW" x5 per chapter.

Oh what, really? You May have just saved me some quartz eddy, I like mama. She might have siphoned off some of my quartz if you hadn’t said that.

[Deathhappens]

One summer banner has
>Rock Nobu
>Assassin Nitocris
>Saber Fran
>Caster Nero

The other one has
>Archer Helena
>Lancer Raikou
>Second Coming Rider Alter (Maid)

I mean, pick based on your tastes, but it's a no-brainer imo.

[eddyak]

See for yourself.
"am Shadow Disciplinary Committe, whatever the fuck that is."
"as head of the shadow dumbass committee, am patrol now"
"as super D commander, i cannot stand this person existing in a swimsuit!"

I honestly don't have a fucking clue how anybody could think this up. It's a moron crossed with a broken record, and I can't tell if I'm talking about the character or the person writing her.

WHY

WHY DOES THE WORST WRITTEN CHARACTER IN THE GAME and yes, I'm including the early Berserkers who speak only in yells SHARE A BANNER WITH THE ONE I MOST WANNA ROLL FOR

[Deathhappens]

See for yourself.
"am Shadow Disciplinary Committe, whatever the fuck that is."
"as head of the shadow dumbass committee, am patrol now"
"as super D commander, i cannot stand this person existing in a swimsuit!"

I honestly don't have a fucking clue how anybody could think this up. It's a moron crossed with a broken record, and I can't tell if I'm talking about the character or the person writing her.

WHY

WHY DOES THE WORST WRITTEN CHARACTER IN THE GAME and yes, I'm including the early Berserkers who speak only in yells SHARE A BANNER WITH THE ONE I MOST WANNA ROLL FOR

I mean, at first glance, it's not much different from OG Mama Raikou's schtick, only rather than insisting on being your mom now she thinks she's Disciplinary Commitee.

EDIT: No, apparently, she thinks she's both, lol.

[LJ3]

who

[Tobias]

Maybe...they will clean it up for English version...?

[lantzblades]

Well crap, couldn't we just move caster Nero over? She's the only one i want in that banner, why do i have to choose to divide my quartz? Maid and helena are good civ.

[Draconic]

I REALLY want Assassin Nitocris.
I think she's even less relevant than her Caster version.

Although Nitocris does come through often enough to be worth using now and then.

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I wouldn't mind having Saber Fran or Kancolle Nero too. Same goes for Nobunaga,

Demon v of the Sixth Heaven

King

of Metal. for GOD'S SAKE NOBU, I GET IT! You don't have to add it to everything!

[mami-kouga]

Summer just gives me pain since I can't roll for Nobu anymore

[Pendant]

Summer just gives me pain since I can't roll for Nobu anymore

There's always Guda4

[eddyak]

Yeah, if you can wait for two years, you'll be able to roll for Nobu again, but also for Nobu, Nobu and Vastly Superior Nobu.

I mean, at first glance, it's not much different from OG Mama Raikou's schtick, only rather than insisting on being your mom now she thinks she's Disciplinary Commitee.

EDIT: No, apparently, she thinks she's both, lol.

I can deal with the mother thing, it's pretty weird, but sure, Raita's fetish, whatever. Then she pulls this imaginary fuckin title out of her arse and sticks it so far down her own throat it's the only thing she can say. Get your rose-tinted japanese high school imaginary shit outta here, where did this nonsense even come from.

[Jin Uzuki]

I honestly kinda want to try to NP2 Archuria for the lulz since she becomes even more broken, but I'm still not convinced. I really want to try to save these quartz for September.

[Deathhappens]

Yeah, if you can wait for two years, you'll be able to roll for Nobu again, but also for Nobu, Nobu and Vastly Superior Nobu.


I can deal with the mother thing, it's pretty weird, but sure, Raita's fetish, whatever. Then she pulls this imaginary fuckin title out of her arse and sticks it so far down her own throat it's the only thing she can say. Get your rose-tinted japanese high school imaginary shit outta here, where did this nonsense even come from.

But my highschool romcom hijinks mangos!
...I need to re-read Beelzebub, forreal.

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Also I think I've said it (a lot) before, but Saber Fran is the goodest of good civs. Nitocris is a goshdarn cutie, Nero is the best UMU , and Rock Nobu, well, even if it wasn't for Kugimiya any Servant that fights with an electric guitar is a Servant I want to get my mitts on.

By comparison, Archer Helena is a resounding meh, Raikou is still... Raikou, and while Maid Alter is cool we already have a Rider Alter at home.

[DreamsRequiem]

Lancer Raikou is pretty OP though, she gets a lot of effort to get from me no matter what.

[Deathhappens]

OG Raikou is even more OP, but I've managed. *shrug* I hope to have Eresh take up my single-target Lancer spot in half a year's time, for the time being Vlad 3's putting in good enough work.

Checking over her skills though, I have to say her having a "Summer Catastrophe" skill that's fundamentally identical to the Beach Flower other Summer Servants get is actually kinda hilarious.

[DreamsRequiem]

Eresh is AOE, not ST.

[Mattias]

I honestly kinda want to try to NP2 Archuria for the lulz since she becomes even more broken, but I'm still not convinced. I really want to try to save these quartz for September.

What's September? NeroFest or Dickwizard?