Fate/Grand Order - English

[Yggdrasil]

What's soccer then?

Soccer is calcio.
Rugby is rugby.
American Football is just football. But it is, like, virtually unplayed. I think that 90% of Italians don't even know the rules.

[Draconic]

So, story time.
I have played since December and have gotten no 5 star servants. I've gotten a few non-welfare 4 stars, but besides that my luck has been miserable on the Servant side of things.
I have 260 saint quartz and 20 tickets saved up for Summer Part 2 so I can try my best to roll Ruler Martha.
Then, lo and behold, when the Da Vinci rate up happens I get the ticket from the trial quest and go to use it, since the minimum I set for myself was 20 until Summer P2.

Guess Who Showed Up

I already fed her the EXP cards and materials to max ascend her, too.

Oh, Lyco! Always nice to see you. Congrats on Da Vinci!

[Yggdrasil]

So, I was thinking: "I would REALLY like Da Vinci NP2", so I roller another 10-roll and, voilà, a second copy of Da Vinci, just like that.

[Draconic]

O_O Wow.

[Tobias]

I would call you out for that, except the reason I have a NP 2 saber is like three months or so back there was a random saber Rae up and I threw down a ten roll without thinking about it because it would be kind of nice having NP 2 for farming to make sure the whole wave died.

and she was literally the first card that popped out. Amazing luck aside, I remember my first thought was “dang, should have just spent a ticket. Coulda saved 30 quartz!”

[Broke]

I hate all of you.

[Draconic]

And we hate you too, Broke ❤️

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But in all seriousness, them's the breaks. I got a Cuzilla. I wanted almost half of those Cavalry Servants, and I got a sixth Berserker who costs more than my Heracles and won't do as much damage for months.

[Broke]

Yeah, but Cuzilla is really fucking good.

[Draconic]

But he's got the lamest Alter origin story since Jeanne Alter. He's literally Medb's wet dream that counter-intuitively also refuses her access.

And have I mentioned that I have way too many Berserkers now? Wait, yes, I definitely have...

[Tobias]

To many berserkers?

No such thing

[Broke]

Just Buster meme the game.

[Draconic]

To many berserkers?

No such thing

Toby, where ya been? I've been agreeing with everything you've said about 'zerkers. It's just that I have six of them now. I can't have a full party of Berserkers or I'll be prone to that other Berserker meme.

Besides, Buster memeing is great for mat grinding, especially EXP cards, but it ruins the experience for me in story mode. Some people might have noticed I've switched back to Ritsuka.

[eddyak]

You need a team of every kind, especially Berserkers.

[Deathhappens]

Finally got Fran to join Tamacat at 80, soon to also be max Fou'd (next month or next event, whichever comes first).
Can confirm.

[Tobias]

I hate all of you.

I wish you hated me more. See I just spent a few tickets hoping to use your spite as a catalyst for something good. Seemed to have an effect, got a large number of servants, relatively speaking, but mos were duplicates and the one that wasn’t was billy the kid.

You need to hone your hatred. It is still yet to weak

[Wandering Swordwoman]

yeah i remember when I threw 30 quartz on go west banner and suddenly a cute monk showed up

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Yeah I remember throwing 30 quartz on Da Vinci's banner and suddenly a cute monk showed up rate up is a lie

[Alternative Ice]

Just finished Orleans, people weren't kidding about the wyverns. On to Septum.

[Reign]

It must be nice to be able to blaze through all the chapters without waiting months for a new one. Though on the other hand that means less time spent ember farming.

[Wandering Swordwoman]

Also.... Miss welfare and events