Fate/Grand Order - English

[Tobias]

Huh. Spoilers have been more frequent lately.

[Trubo]

You're right. I should have worded that to be less spoilerly, but people should also stop asking about FGO JP-related questions in this thread.

[SeiKeo]

or the thread should have a spoiler rule

[Snow]

When someone makes a spoiler and then immediately apologizes for it upon being reminded of it being a spoiler (and with the two language de-synced versions it is easy to forget something is a spoiler for one), and corrects their post, that's the end of the story.

[Tamamo-no-Mae Goshujin-sama]

Sorry if I caused problems. Do future JP functions count as spoilers? I thought it would be helpful so people could stock up now and not have to when it was function dropped in English, though I miss read the details.

[Trubo]

It's only 1M QP for each ascension item, not that big a deal. Great for those items where you auto-get them from mission rewards or point rewards, not so useful for the ones that you had to buy with event currencies like Halloween Eli Eli and Eli Eli (Brave) unless you ended up with excess currency because of things like 2nd Halloween Pyramid farming.

[Trubo]

Unrelated, looks like Costco has a pretty big savings deal for itunes cards. Wouldn't mind buying someone 2 of the 100 USD cards if they wanted to buy me an equivalent amount of JP stuff or just refund me the cost.

[Wandering Swordwoman]

Haha.

oh man, I had forgotten how funny this event was

Jean Kay

[telesbleach]

They move the new year's banner to thanks giving.

Goodby quartz i guess.

Musashi not included

[Ruisu]

Did the JP version include the event CEs on the pickup servants?

[Wandering Swordwoman]

What will we have for New Years then? Gilgilman?

[telesbleach]

Most likely it will be only Musashi, or some surprise NA rate up.

[Tepanyakigo]

At least they dont do GSSR like last year on thanksgiving

[Deathhappens]

So...this is the ultimate bait on the way to Ishtar, is it? A second chance at both the King of Conquerors and those infernal thrice-accursed last two copies of master puppeteer!!!!

well fuck there goes my tickets

[rockitten]

So...this is the ultimate bait on the way to Ishtar, is it? A second chance at both the King of Conquerors and those infernal thrice-accursed last two copies of master puppeteer!!!!

well fuck there goes my tickets

SAVE FOR MERLIN.......

[Deathhappens]

SAVE FOR MERLIN.......

Merlin can grow a dick and fuck himself, waifus for laifu
Ishtar looks like Rin and has the same voice actress as Rin, therefore she has honorable waifu status and must be rolled on.

[Draconic]

I just watched a video explaining his abilities in detail. Good grief, that is really powerful.
In fact, it’s so powerful that it’s just reaffirmed my desire to only ever use him as Support because I just do not want that for myself. It’s like leaving a giant gold trophy labeled “Indolence!” right behind your front door. He does f***ing everything. No need to choose anymore, he just does all the strategies whether you’re thinking or not.

And this is why I hate it when people make nicknames by shortening stuff like that, you end up with the problem of the same nickname referring to multiple things.

That’s why I want to change the vernacular to their names with an A at the end. And then for further variants, like Summer Saber Alter (Rider) could be SabeRAR. Heheheh. Not that funny but I got a chuckle out of it.
Though Jailter would end up with a nickname that just doesn’t work.

[eddyak]

Yeah, Merlin has that problem where each of his skills does an entire hero or Mystic Code's worth of skills.

[Draconic]

Merlin: Oh, do you need curt stars? Here, let me help you with that. While I’m at it, I’ll have this familiar give you some mana for your NP gages.
oh, thanks for the NP, I’ll just increase your NP gain with a stacking ability that will result in everyone spamming their noble phantasms every other turn while making Arts hit like Buster. That part just sort of happens, it’s not intentional I swear. What can I say, I suppose I’m just a talented individual. *shoots rainbows from sleeves that somehow give a passive bonus*

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Me/Ritsuka: Right… *edges away from smiling man* It’s like going to a bar and the bartender immediately saying that everything you could possibly want is on tap, and he’ll give it to you for free, while increasing your social standing. Everything about it is good, except the context makes me want to curl up in a corner. *turns away* Hey, Arturia! Yeah, all three of you. Can you give me a hand here?

Arturia/Alter/Santa: What is it?

Me/Ritsuka: HOW THE HELL DID YOU DEAL WITH THIS GUY?!

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Merlin: Would you like me to quintuple enemy’s loot drops? *still smiling*

Me: Oh dear merciful god, no! If it was anyone else saying that I’d be on that faster than Anne and Bonny get on eac… erm, never mind… BUT FROM HIM! NEVER! Not in a million years!

Santa Alter: If you’re quite done throwing a fit of hysterics over a human disco ball, we have answers.

Dammit

Salter

: I can’t speak for my naïve past self, but I would backhand him and be done with it. Everyone at the Round Table was sick of him anyway, myself no exception.

Me: How am I supposed to do that? If I punched him in the face, he probably wouldn’t even feel it!

Dammit

Salter

: Your problem.

Me: Jerk… *turns to OG Arturia* what’s your take?

Arturia: *Looks at Saber Alter uncomfortably* Erm… I would make adjustments to the building as to make it very literally excruciatingly difficult to facilitate the maintenance of a library of questionable content—

Me: You mean porn?

Arturia: I mean questionable content. Pornography is merely one subcategory.

Me: Why me… this is a nightmare, but thank you for your advice. *looks at Santa Alter* Well?

Santa Alter: What do you need me to answer for? I’m just her after too much sugar. *points at Saber Alter*

Me: …great. That was useless—Where’s Lily?

All three: You arrived at Chaldea about two months too late to summon her.

[Geistalt]

I'm actually disappointed the banner's on Thanksgiving. I'll probably get Christmas money (enough to summon Scáthach, but not in time for NeroFest 2019).