Originally Posted by
Draconic
120. Kiara is not your friend. She is an eldritch horror. An eldritch sex horror. She will distract you by making you orgasm while she melts you into bloody sludge and sucks your soul in through her… well, a certain part of the female anatomy. No, I'm not joking. Trust me, it's not how you want to die. Whatever it feels like, I had to hold back a scream the first time I saw her do it. I don't know what the afterglow feels like, but if the sounds I heard coming from that…thing (really impossible to describe) are any indication, it's probably something like eternal torment from which there is no escape.
121. Side effects of sexual intercourse with Kiara Sessyoin include pleasure, orgasm, melting, getting your soul devoured, and spontaneous nonexistence. Just don't even try. Please.
122. I've come to recognize that many men are slaves to their urges, so I'm going to repeat this one last time: DO NOT TRY TO BED KIARA UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! YOU WILL DIE! If that's not enough of a deterrent, you will also spend all of eternity having your soul ripped apart within another dimension inside her vagina. And that is something that I never once thought I'd ever think, much less say and record on paper. As it is, it has happened twice already, which is why I have to put the same rule on the list three times.