Cards Against the Nasuverse – a fanmade Cards Against Humanity expansion
---First Update---
It's here! It's really here!
Okay, here's the real link: click here
And, in case you don't know, here's where you can use it: click here
All you have to do to use it is create a game, and type the following command into the chat box:
"/addcardcast H232E"
No quotations.
Henceforth, you may use this thread to post links to your games. Or maybe there should be a blog for that? I'll start a poll.
I'll be honest, I wasn't entirely sure whether this should even be in Doujin Projects. Since CAH is made in Texas, Doujin seemed like the wrong word. I'll move it if required.
Anyway, this thread is exactly what you were expecting when you clicked on it: A place to make suggestions for white and black cards related to Fate/stay night.
---Second Update---
When I started this, I was only familiar with UBW, Zero, Carnival Phantasm, and a few servants from Grand Order, so my experience was particularly limited. I now have Kara no Kyoukai (movies), UBW (anime), HF, Zero (anime), Carnival Phantasm, and have made forays into Apocrypha, Fragments, Strange Fake, and Tsukihime, so my list of sources is getting longer, as are the number of cards I have added. Upwards of 200 in total at this point.
For this reason, this thread can no longer me accurately represented by the moniker "Cards Against FATE" anymore.
I now give you:
Cards Against the Nasuverse!
...
...okay waitaminute. That isn't nearly exciting enough. Bear with me for a sec... Okay! Take 2:
I now give you:
Cards Against the Nasuverse!
He really should have seen this coming though, so he can only blame himself...
Okay, now I can't read it because I'm being blinded by rainbows. Whatever. It's still better.
Now, this thread never became nearly as popular as I had hoped it would, but I will still be posting here as I come up with new card ideas.
Amusing topical posts from the forums that stand on their own are allowed.
I'll be starting off with a few of my own.
There may be spoilers, and as this thread moves forward, there may be some offensive content, as per the nature of Cards Against Humanity
Also, even though I'm separating them by series, they're all together in the actual deck. The separation is just for a bit of extra legibility.
Fate/Zero
-Running over Caster just to save time.
-Running over Caster in Episode 6 and being done with it.
-Caster's invisible blue beard.
-Caster's incessant pontificating.
-A sewerful of children's corpses.
-The COOOOLest thing you've ever seen!
-Caster's suspicious obsession with tentacle monsters.
-Killing hundreds of children looking for your intestines.
-Lancelot with a rocket launcher.
-Lancelot with a gatling gun.
-Kirei-fucking-Kotomine.
-Stripping Lancer of his honor… Again.
-All the evil in the world.
-Fully expecting the ultimate evil to answer your burning questions about your humanity honestly.
-An apparent lack of conscience.
-Rider's manly chest.
-Being stingy with your infinite treasure hoard. (I know it's not completely accurate, but I liked it.)
-Gilgamesh's big flying thing that never gets explained.
-Gilgamesh, Dragon Edition.
-Gilgamesh, naked, on a pile of rubble.
-Having the world spread out across your chest.
-Irisviel's unbreakable positivity.
-Drinking the contents of the Holy Grail.
-Hypnotizing old people.
-Heartwarming rooftop scenes.
-A cup, bright as the sun, filled with every nightmare you can't bear to imagine.
-Rider's glorious final charge.
-The shambling remains of Kariya.
-The utter horror of Kariya's Death.
-Zouken Matou's interpretation of the word 'education.'
-Iskandar!
-A greasy haired bastard.
-The unfaithful wife of a greasy haired bastard.
-Being chased by BerserkerJet.
-Pimping Saber's ride.
-Making a motorcycle, so much more than a motorcycle.
-Walking back to Fuyuki after a high-speed chariot chase.
-Cornelius Alba's three second cameo.
Fate/stay night
-The consequences of breaking Medea's heart.
-Flirting with Tohsaka.
-Attempting to flirt with Saber.
-Saber's gender identity.
-Being so strong that getting killed only makes you fight harder.
-Standing two-and-a-half times taller than every other character.
-Using reinforcement magic on your cock.
-Using reinforcement magic on an actual chicken.
-Tohsaka's defenceless anus.
-Gay Bolg (I know that's not how it's spelled.)
-Caster's 'Saber room.'
-Saber in a bathtub. Because she wasn't cute enough already.
-Saber's unfortunate knack for meeting Casters that are OBSESSED with her.
-Shinji's impertinence.
-Taiga's Christmas cake.
-The Tohsaka sisters.
-Tohsaka's rage button.
-A man so angry that steam is perpetually pouring out of his mouth.
-Food so spicy that only Kotomine can eat it.
-'Saberface.'
-Shirou's conspicuous lack of self.
Fate/Grand Order
-An involuntary compulsion to kill your true love.
-Vampiric lolibait with a penchant for 'penetrating' things.
-Saint George's dark room.
-The REAL reason Saint George loves photography.
-Having dragon scales on your chest.
Carnival Phantasm
-A coin-operated lion.
-Archer displaying good-natured tendencies.
-Wasting ten years of your life to discover the war is a card game.
-Killing Lancer
-Blatant, and very unexpected South Park references.
-Killing Lancer again.
-Feeding Lancer to Saber-Lion
-Berser-CAR.
-The sheer amount of abuse Lancer is subjected to in less than 120 minutes.
Misc.
-Summoning a fucking horse.
Black Cards
With nothing else available, Archer concluded that he could still kill Shirou with _.
You know that _ is a bad thing because it's one of only two things in the world that Iris doesn't love.
If Shirley hadn't died, and the Zombie apocalypse hadn't come to Alimango Island, Kiritsugu would have grown up to be a _.
"So, three kings are sitting around drinking in a courtyard. One is _. The other is _. And the last one is just _."
If the King of Heroes had actually earned his title, he'd be _.
I'm clearly very bad at coming up with black cards.
So, if you feel like adding to the deck, feel free to post. I'll see about getting it in. I may edit suggestions for playability's sake. Don't feel like you need to have as many as I do here either, though that's probably unnecessary for me to say. Just drop in whatever ideas you have.
Try to use similar formatting as I used here. i.e. One card per line. It isn't necessary unless you have a lot of card ideas. (Like, maybe three or four full lines of cards)
Maybe I should try making a chart though, just to save space?
...Nah.
Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
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