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Hero, or as he was currently known as, Servant Archer sighed as he fell on to the bench. "Stupid Grail War," he grumbled. "Why are all the Servants so damn strong?! AND WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE PROTECTION FROM ARROWS?!"
"Because God hates you," Lancer answered smugly. "Now go into your corner and cry your pathetic tears."
"I'll show you... stats aren't everything! As long as I have wisdom and tactics, I'll beat you all!" Archer declared. "Just watch!"
Lancer laughed...
and laughed and laughed.
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"Lancer!" he yelled. "It's about time I show you my true power!" Archer readied his bow, aimed, and fired.
"An arrow? I thought we already tried this?" Lancer looked disinterested. The arrow hit the ground right before Lancer's feet. "Damn, even you're accuracy is low!" He laughed again.
"Wait, I'm not finished Lancer. Your overconfidence will be the death of you. That arrow is rigged to blow up, the explosion will be strong enough to destroy a Servant. Goodbye Lancer," Archer grinned as the arrow went off. "I told you Lancer! Who's the weakest Servant now?!"
"You are, idiot."
There, standing in the middle of a crater was Lancer, with barely a scratch on him. "A ranked Endurance, bitch. Now let's see how well you do against my Noble Phantasm! BEAM SWORD!"
"Oh... crap. WITH MY LAST BREATH, I BLAME OVERPOWERED SERVANTS!"
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And then, from the smoldering crater on the ground which extended for miles, a motorcycle burst out. Even without its rider, it endeavored to accomplish what it was made to do. Dashing at infernal speeds, the motorcycle ripped apart time and space, compressed or not (FUCK YOUR VECTOR TRAP ASSASSIN) and impacted against Lancer, detonating in a space-rending explosion which left no survivors on a three mile-wide radius.
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Staring at the debris through a high-powered pair of binoculars from his place in a nearby helicopter, Airen grinned, pulled out his cell phone, and scrolling down the list, and called Wizard Marshal Zelretch.
Only two words were necessary.
"Mission Accomplished."
THE POWER OF MOTORCYCLES - NORMAL END
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Even as Lancer's Master gloated at a successful coup over Servant Archer, he failed to notice that another presence had manage to board the helicopter earlier. No doubt he was quite surprised when his seat shifted. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that the section of floor that Airen's seat, the one he was strapped quite securely to via safety restraints, was bolted onto suddenly and inexplicably gave way.
You see, Servant Assassin had latched onto the outer surface of the helicopter's undercarriage and proceeded to cut out a nice neat oval. Incidentally, it happened to be right where Airen was located. Oh well. And so after finishing his phone call, Airen could not even register what had just happened until he felt the whiplash of the aircraft's whirling rotors yanking roughly at his hair and face. As he was a wind elementalist, he might have been able to cut his restraints off in time to try casting some sort of levitation spell, or at least a cushion. Instead, he wasn't even allowed a full second to try anything as a nano-thin monofilament wire grappled around his neck and snapped his spine when the minuscule slack gave out. Actually, it was more like Airen had been decapitated, but those sorts of things happen when your own momentum is instantly halted and overcome by a passing helicopter.
Assassin kept watch as the headless Master's corpse crashed into a car way down below, turning into a bloody pulp as the safety belts also cut the torso region into soggy chunks. Needless to say, the damage done to the car was in itself extensive. Why, it ended up exploding erupting into a fireball. Not bad going for a target of opportunity taken at a whim.
And as for Assassin? Well, he wasn't staying anywhere near that helicopter anymore. Just to play it safe.
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The Power of Motorcycles - True End
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"Hey thanks Zel, yeah, I made sure the grail was destroyed," Airen frowned, glancing at the faded command spells on his hand, "But it looks like my Servant was killed by the bomb as well."
...Damn it Lancer, now I have to explain to Leys what happened to you.
It was at this time that Zelretch made an interesting comment in the form of "I'm tired of seeing you die, Assassin's on your helicopter."
His circuits opened as soon as he managed to comprehend the warning, his body's natural response to danger compressing the air around him into razor blades as his chair descended suddenly through an oval shaped hole in the floor. The raging winds cut the wire that Assassin attempted to kill him with, and Airen locked eyes with the killer as he descended, rapidly channeling his power into cutting his restraints. The chair beneath him fell away, the restraints having finally lost their grip on him, but he still allowed himself to fall, though at a much slower pace.
The recent destruction of the grail had spread a lot of mana throughout the city, much more than what the natural order allowed. If left alone, Gaia would simply reabsorb the excess energy into itself.
But he had no intention of letting that happen. If the power was there, then he was going to use it to defend himself.
Many people say that a magus is a faucet through which magical energy pours. A faucet can only be so big, correct? So no matter how hard you turn the dials, how long you leave it on full blast, there is still no way to get any amount out that exceeds your maximum.
...But what if you put something over the faucet, like say... a balloon, or in this case, his Mystic Code. The 'water' will escape the faucet but be trapped by the balloon, which will just steadily get bigger and bigger...
Until it pops, releasing a burst of water the faucet does not generally allow. Still, as a magus, he only has so much of this metaphorical 'water,' but that is solved by linking himself to a 'lake' or a large 'water' source, and running that 'water' through himself and into the 'balloon.'
In this scenario, his lake, would be the mana-drenched city itself.
Sure it would probably be incredibly painful, but-
"Mana Set-"
Starting the process with his own prana, he funneled the foreign mana through himself and into the gun. In these optimal conditions, an effect similar to the fighting style of the fifth sorcerer could be realized...!
Assassin was coming after him now, and he released the magic that was slowing his fall, plummeting as a means of escape from the killer.
Even falling he was still able to level the gun, putting Assassin in it's sights.
"Trigger."
The people in the city didn't see much of what happened that day, but there was talk of a helicopter exploding in midair, accompanied by a blue light of unknown origin or meaning.
Even to Assassin, the meaning of that light wasn't very clear, but he would now have plenty of time to ponder it in the Throne of Heroes.
Who said a Master couldn't kill a Servant?
The Power of Motorcycles - True Zelretch Ending
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