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    dat faceclaim, dat name, instant vote

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    three more days people
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    Quote Originally Posted by FSF 5, Chapter 14: Gold and Lions I
    Dumas flashed a fearless grin at Flat and Jack as he rattled off odd turns of phrase.
    "And most importantly, it's me who'll be doing the cooking."
    Though abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
    Machines do not lose their worth when a newer model appears.
    Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.


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    Sorry, I had an idea, but it had ties to the not fully translated volume 2 of Case Files for me to be confident.
    The Act of dozing off in the afternoon is a luxury indeed.
    Coffee would be nice, though.

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    New job + online course + new d&d group + quest + starting RP + fic contest = no time for me to make a mediocre mage sheet unfortunately.

    If an idea does come by, I'll probably end up dropping it in the regular CaM thread.

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    Make-a-Magus was not made great again


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    I Failed You.
    The Act of dozing off in the afternoon is a luxury indeed.
    Coffee would be nice, though.

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    It's a great theme, imo, it's just a significant blind spot in my knowledge and experience.

    I don't really have enough confidence in the topic to come up with anything so far. ^^;

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    Quote Originally Posted by zikari8 View Post
    Make-a-Magus was not made great again
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    Quote Originally Posted by FSF 5, Chapter 14: Gold and Lions I
    Dumas flashed a fearless grin at Flat and Jack as he rattled off odd turns of phrase.
    "And most importantly, it's me who'll be doing the cooking."
    Though abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
    Machines do not lose their worth when a newer model appears.
    Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.


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    So the overall theme is



    That said, of the few sheets here, they've very good. That said I don't feel as if I know enough about Nasuverse angels to properly weigh-in.

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    With how busy I've been this month, I likely won't be able to get a sheet out either. I'll see if I can, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
    Nasuverse in a Nutshell
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    Gilgamesh fired weapons like rockets back in the day, Enkidu was a shapeshifting mud doll, Elizabeth Bathory had dragon blood, the origin of life is an insane giant, and vampires rule over humans in this odd way where they claim to be the apex of life and are perfect beings. Also every planet has super ultimate beings that are the apex of each planet and will one day come to Earth to rock our shit, and each of these ultimate beings are comparable to vampires.
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    Jeanne was speaking to the counter force and Karl was driven by aliens. And Jesus was probably Martha's imaginary friend, I'd imagine.

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    Found the time to finish up Diane's profile more properly, like I mentioned initially in Creator Remarks. If my sheet's going to be one of the only ones in the round, which it looks like is happening, then I didn't want it to be that half-assed.

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    when is the submission deadline?
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    The Submission Deadline is 03/24/2018 11:59PM PST which is also when voting will begin. The Voting Deadline is 03/31/2018 11:59PM PST.
    The post containing this month's topic will always have the submission deadline and the voting deadline
    Quote Originally Posted by FSF 5, Chapter 14: Gold and Lions I
    Dumas flashed a fearless grin at Flat and Jack as he rattled off odd turns of phrase.
    "And most importantly, it's me who'll be doing the cooking."
    Though abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
    Machines do not lose their worth when a newer model appears.
    Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.


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    ok. I will do it. I will do something tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Incidentally, my idea of encouraging someone is to kidnap them, starve them, and then spend hours a day slapping their bound and gagged body with my penis.

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    May the mighty holy healer watch over our prince

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    Andrei Bóris

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    Profile:
    Height/weight: 1,70m/58kg
    Birthplace: Unknown
    Age: Probably around 80
    Talent: Mystic code creation and curses
    Circuit composition: Unusual
    Elemental Alignment: Four elements
    Circuit quality: B-
    Circuit Quantity: A-

    A sealing designated and ancient treasure holder. Officially called “anomaly nº6”, known unofficially as “Angel of Dirt”.
    An old magus who cut laces with the association long ago and ‘disappeared’. Almost all his whereabouts were unknown, even before he joined the association.
    Origins largely unknown.
    Error. Unconfirmed source
    Said to be from a powerful lineage of magi
    . All the information disponible came from
    Error. Insufficient authorization
    spies inside the association
    observations and reports from battles.
    All the reports from people who supposedly encountered him described as a “calm and quiet old peddler, but always bright and confidant”. Was always seen with peddler’s costumes in several cities, what suggest that his family expelled him or was all killed. There is no report of any magic crest.
    However, he carries a great ancient treasure, said to be from the age of gods, probably his family’s treasure.

    Main abilities:
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    Curses
    Every squad who tried to capture him reported his wide use of powerful curses. Based in the reports, some specialists recognized curses from Indonesia, Australia, ancient American civilizations, African tribes, Malta and Iscandinavia. Include, but not restricted to:

    Prokletstvo
    проклетство
    : A macedonian curse of confusion. With a large area of effect, all the targets lose all five senses momentarily, needing from 3 to 6 minutes to recover.

    Li tobbliga: A malteze curse. Basically a geis, but with instant effect. Geis need the agreement of both parts, li tobbliga not. The incantation transform the user’s voice in a powerful type of ‘suggestion’, everyone who hear will follow one order subconsciously. However, this order isn’t totally absolute. If the will to resist is sufficiently strong, the curse won’t have effect.

    Ki te huri: A curse from New Zeland. An advanced form of Memory Manipulation.

    Ukufa kwemvelo: A primitive curse from south Africa. It follows a simple concept: stop all the body’s vital functions. Have very short range and any level of magical resistance can stop it, but is absolutely fatal against non-magi people.

    unalt
    уналт
    : A Mongolian curse. Instantly pulverize all bones inside the target. The effect weaken with distance, need to chant an enchantment so long that one need at least five minutes to chant and use a big amount of magical energy.

    Bhaga karēgā: An Indian curse. A slow, painfull death sentence. Once layed, the target’s body will begin to deform from the body extremities. Once it reach the neck-usually within six days-, the target die.


    Mystic codes and familiars
    The main obstacle reported was the large number of familiars and mystic codes he had. Even when suposedly defenseless, several small familiars were scouting around. From mechanical birds to wolves and even mechanical rhinoceros. Some spies saw homunculi. The mystic codes include, but not restricted to:

    Peddler costume: Simple rags reinforced with runes. Can resist extreme temperatures, absorb impacts and reflect low-calliber bullets.

    Crystal monocule: Monocule made of rare crystal, with the ability to show even the smallest traces of magical energy. For any motive, is rarely used.

    Invilible tooth: Apparently his mouth don’t have a few teeths, but some magi sensed an invisibility spell in his mouth. Why he do it is unknown, but probably they are artificial teeth with some kind of effect.

    Walking stick: A wooden stick he uses as bengal. Is inscribed with several curses (such as Ukufa kwemvelo), anyone aside him who touch it will suffer from terrible curses. The subject is said to have incredible fighting abilities, with advanced skills in several fightstyles, from brasilian capoeira to fencing.

    The familiars include, but not restricted to:

    Mechanical birds: Mostly ravens, but smaller. Have small resistance to spells and impacts. Used for scouting

    Mechanical wolves: Ferocial things. Some are small, others are bigger than a human. Made from bulletproof metal with masterlike technique, very resilent and difficult to kill even for an entire military squad. One will need high-calliber guns in order to kill it.

    Mechanical rhinoceros: Some are as big as a tank, with sufficient strength to crush one. With unstoppable rage and strength, even one of then alone can annihilate an entire veteran squad.

    We received some reports of human-shaped homunculi, with details unknown. The subject is nomad, moving from city to city, is said that his familiars always follow, but only reveal themselves when needed. Is unknown how the subject hide then.


    Ancient treasure
    Mystical Treasure, V.I.T.R.I.O.L., the Variant wings of the sun: His most powerful trump card and what earned him the selling designation. The “wings” that inspirited the nickname “Angel of Dirt”.
    Origins are largely unknown, but when he was with the mage’s association, several magi analyzed the artifact.
    Literally, large wings made of dirt.
    When fully opened, each wing reach 18 meters wide. It don’t have feathers, only the “bones” with a brown color that reminds dirt.
    Various researches did by the mage’s association created a few speculations, the main speculation was developed after a record of an old alchemist, associating it to a tale in “one thousand and one nights”, an ancient collection of middle eastern folk tales.
    The merchant and the Jinni.
    The tale say that a merchant killed an Efreet by accident, having to deal with the Jinni’s dad. The Efreet’s body was hidden by the desert’s sand, and the bones were later found by a traveler, who sold it to a man in a nearby city. That man was an powerful alchemist, who recognized the immense power inside those bones. He spent the entire life trying to use that power, and created an unparalleled masterpiece, called by him of “V.I.T.R.I.O.L.”, the Variant wings of the sun.
    It is compound of three phases (parts):
    1º: Visita Interiorem Terrae
    The wings’ extremities absorb the mana around, in the air and in the ground;
    2º: Rectificando
    The wings’ middle transform and greatly amplifies the mana, so even the minimal trace can be greatly increased;
    3º: Invenies Occultum Lapide
    The inner part compress and inject the pure mana in the user, providing almost infinite amount of magical energy.
    In short, it is a portable-massive-scale-magical-energy-reactor.
    When fully activated, the 18 meters-long wings burn in brown flames. Everyone who saw it said “is a once-in-a-lifetime sight”.
    Reports say that when deactivated, the wings have only 10cm and stay hidden inside the subject’s body.



    Classification: HIGH-LEVEL OBSTACLE, IMMEDIATE ELIMINATION.
    Subject was classified as high-level threat to the country and its integrity. All the information say that he cut ties with the mage's association, but even so the council decided to capture or eliminate him with urgency.

    CURRENT STATUS: DECEASED
    The subject was eliminated by the 1869º sorcery squad in the first phase of Ptitsa offensive.
    End of the profile
    Logging out…
    May the mighty holy healer watch over our prince.


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    Information about the 1869º sorcery squad
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    Creator notes: This was somewhat hastly made from a vague idea I had for a fanfiction... with this contest I modified a few things, but coudn't have a good idea about the angel thing... that was the better I could write. I just read the other sheets and holy god there is no way I can get even one vote
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    Simon Benedictus
    Gender: Male

    Age: 34

    Height/Weight: 182cm/70kg

    Birthplace: Italy

    Forte/Likes: Helping those within his sphere of influence

    Weaknesses/Dislikes: Those who would attempt to intrude upon his way of life

    Natural Talents: Self-assurance

    Natural Enemy: Lord El Melloi II


    Origin: Delusion

    Elemental Alignment: All (Average One)

    Circuit Quantity: A++

    Circuit Quality: A++

    Circuit Composition: Normal

    Biography
    Although it is rare for someone outside a mage family to develop magic circuits, it does happen occasionally, although these tend to be of greatly inferior number and quality. What is more rare is for one to be born with circuits capable of meeting the minimum requirement for conventional magecraft. But a set of circuits capable of dwarfing those of long-standing lineages despite coming from nothing is truly noteworthy and unique.

    Simon was born as the third child in a large but poor family in a small town about one-hundred miles from Rome. Ever since he was a boy, young Simon repeatedly claimed to his family that he could hear voices that would always lead him toward his goals whether it be a lost toy or the best hiding place in the nearby woods. His father, being a very religious man, believed these voices to be a sign from God, and sent him to Rome to join the Church when he was ten years old in the hopes of giving him the best life possible away from their impoverished family. Simon, despite missing his family, was more than eager to join the Church, as it was what the voices told him to do.For the next several years, Simon was instructed in the ways of priesthood. Being both diligent and bearing an unwavering faith, he advanced very quickly within the Church’s ranks. As he did so, the power from his naturally potent circuits began to express themselves in increasingly overt ways. Water would ripple in his presence, wind would blow around him in closed rooms, and candles would spontaneously ignite as he walked past them. Eventually, the more magically inclined members of the Church began to take notice of his affinity for the supernatural. At one point, an executor approached Simon to recruit him into their organization and instruct him on how to utilize his abilities. However, Simon turned him down having long ago convinced himself that his powers were not inherent but rather granted to him by an outside source, mainly from the angels of the Lord.

    Upon reaching the age of twenty-five, Simon decided to become a missionary and spread the word of God to those who have not heard it. He traveled to an impoverished island village in the region of the Philippines who had refused to adhere to the rest of the region’s heavily Christian beliefs. Upon arrival, Simon was treated with indifference by the natives for the first few years. Nobody would attend his sermons, and most people would ignore him unless he addressed them directly. Simon was in a crisis; despite his best efforts, nobody was willing to listen to what he had to teach.Things continued this way until one evening when a man from the village came to him desperately requesting his help. The man’s daughter was afflicted with a strange illness that the doctors couldn’t seem to identify or properly treat, so the man had come to Simon as his very last resort. Simon was lead to the man’s house and into his daughter’s room. Despite being a hot summer day, the room itself was unnaturally cold to the point where a thin layer of mist had begun to congeal on the floor. The girl was sleeping restlessly on the bed with her body covered in sweat. Her arm from the elbow down was swollen beyond belief with the flesh beginning to warp and split open under the strain. It was no ordinary swelling however, as it seemed that the underlying bone structure itself grown and deformed beneath the flesh. Although he had never seen it before, Simon could identify that this was a demonic possession. Upon attempting a baptismal sacrament, the girl’s eyes opened, and she began to attack Simon with an inhuman degree of strength and agility while eyes and claws began sprouting from her deformed arm. After exhausting nearly every sacrament in his repertoire, Simon made a last-ditch effort and prayed to the archangel Raphael to purify the demon from the girl. As he prayed, the wind began to blow around him with the strength of a small cyclone as an indistinct shape began to form bearing four heads and multiple feathered wings. As the wind beat upon the girl, a black mist was torn from her arm and dispersed into nothingness. After the figure faded and the winds died down, the girl had returned to unconsciousness, and her arm had returned to its normal size and shape albeit horribly scarred. Regardless, the exorcism had been successful.

    In the following days, news spread about the miraculous feat of Simon Benedictus. Bit by bit, the entire village came to hear his words and request favors from him. They even went so far as to build a church for him at the top of a hill within the village’s boundary. Simon, now awakened to the true extent of his abilities, began assisting the villagers in any way that he could by invoking the names of angels to assist him rather than relying on the Church’s traditional sacraments. Within a few years’ time, word of the miracle-working priest had begun to spread beyond the boundaries of the island. After several years, his feats gained the attention of the Association, and they began an investigation as to the legitimacy of such claims. Upon the confirmation that his miracles were in fact genuine, the Association sent several of their sealing designation enforcers to apprehend him. Not only were his miracles a massive breach in their cover, but they also wanted to determine why someone without any significant lineage to his name could be capable of such feats of magecraft without even understanding their fundamentals. However, Simon knew ahead of time that they would be coming for him, and the night before they were appointed to apprehend him, Simon bid farewell to his followers stating that the archangel Michael would protect him. The next night, the enforcers came for him in his church. The villagers don’t know the specifics of what happened that night, but some eyewitnesses claim to have seen a massive pillar of fire at the top of the hill near the church followed by the unfurling of six massive fiery wings unfurling like the petals of an orange flower before fading into the night.

    Magecraft Related Abilities
    Despite Simon’s belief that his powers originate from divine blessings, this is not the case. In actuality, he simply has a natural subconscious knack for magecraft filtered through the broad thaumaturgical foundation of “angelic evocation” and backed up by an obscene amount of magical energy. By evoking the name of an angel, he is capable of producing a spell or ritual under the assumed basis that said angel is performing the action when, in actuality, it is Simon himself unknowingly performing said action. Normally, utilizing such a flimsy foundation would not be enough to serve as an effective basis for magecraft, but the combination of Simon’s impossibly potent magic circuits and unshakable faith allow him the means to do so. However, if he were to become aware of the true nature of how his miracles worked, his foundation would collapse, and he would be incapable of casting spells through this means ever again.

    In addition to a wide array of baptismal sacraments, Simon is capable of evoking the name of an angel in order to “summon” it in response to his calling. In fact, these are not angels in the traditional sense, but rather they could be considered his thaumaturgical foundation made manifest. They cannot even truly be considered spiritual entities; they are brought into existence at the moment of Simon’s casting to perform as specific function, and then they disappear completely after their task is completed thereby ending their brief existence. It would be more accurate to label them as semi-autonomous vessels for his magecraft to properly manifest. Of the five angels that he tends to evoke the most frequently, each angel corresponds to one of the five elements of thaumaturgy: Gabriel to water, Uriel to earth, Michael to fire, Raphael to wind, and Samiel to ether/void. By utilizing the names of each of these angels, Simon is capable of actualizing most forms of conventional magecraft but at a much grander scale.

    Creator Remarks
    Since I’ve been busy this month, I had to omit many of the details that I would have ordinarily included such as a deeper analysis in to Simon’s character or some of the specific spells he could cast with each angel. With that being said, I’m still glad with how he turned out. I was mainly inspired Waver’s description of angels in “Case Files” where he said that they were more of a basis for magecraft rather than actual supernatural entities (depending on how you look at it). So for this character, I considered, “what if a powerful magic-user who was unaware of the world of magi mistook his own spontaneous supernatural abilities for actual angels?” I also took a bit of inspiration from the likes of Amakusa Shirou for his natural knack for magecraft without actually knowing about it during his life. Hopefully it was a decent combination of characteristics.
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    Gilgamesh fired weapons like rockets back in the day, Enkidu was a shapeshifting mud doll, Elizabeth Bathory had dragon blood, the origin of life is an insane giant, and vampires rule over humans in this odd way where they claim to be the apex of life and are perfect beings. Also every planet has super ultimate beings that are the apex of each planet and will one day come to Earth to rock our shit, and each of these ultimate beings are comparable to vampires.
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    Jeanne was speaking to the counter force and Karl was driven by aliens. And Jesus was probably Martha's imaginary friend, I'd imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSF 5, Chapter 14: Gold and Lions I
    Dumas flashed a fearless grin at Flat and Jack as he rattled off odd turns of phrase.
    "And most importantly, it's me who'll be doing the cooking."
    Though abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
    Machines do not lose their worth when a newer model appears.
    Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.


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    "Fundamentally, I would consider myself an optimist. After all, there are many who would rage against such a duty. After all, there are many who would despair at such a duty. Yet, all I can feel is joy. All I can feel is contentment. A certain scripture posits that humans are superior to angels, because humans can maintain their goodness even knowing of evil, whereas angels only know of good. I disagree. The purity of angels, the superiority of angels, is exactly why humans are inferior and should aspire towards them. After all, there surely can be no greater happiness than absolute belief in your meaning."

    Name: Izaket Varaev
    Title: Reaper of Souls
    Gender: Female
    Age: 19
    Height:
    183 cm
    Weight:
    62 kg
    Birthplace: Chechnya

    Appearance:
    A slender young girl with an air of detachment and an unconventional fashion sense. Her rose quartz gaze ever seems distant, and her cascades of silver white hair carelessly trail behind her. She is never bereft of a woolly scarf wrapped around her neck, and fingerless gloves that seem more suited to a battlefield than a Workshop. With the way she tends to cover it, one might think there something unusual about her mouth, but there's honestly nothing noteworthy about it. As for the rest of her attire, well, it's virtually always rather casual and feminine. Blouses and mini skirts are certainly on the agenda. Her homeland has left her with a fondness for several layers. Warm stockings are a must, and it'd be remiss of her to leave them without a fun looking pattern. Tacky hair decorations? Of absolute importance.

    Personality

    Forte: Sudoku, budgeting

    Likes: Shopping, odd numbers, puzzles
    Weaknesses: Socializing

    Dislikes: Even numbers
    Natural Talents: Simplifying complexities
    Natural Enemy: Old Man of the Mountain

    Magical Attributes
    Origin: Reduction
    Elemental Alignment: Fire

    Magic Circuits
    Circuit Quantity: C
    Circuit Quality: C
    Circuit Composition: Abnormal

    Character
    A self described optimist with a penchant for staring blankly into the distance. Izaket is not very talkative at all, but not especially by choice. In fact, she's quite the champ at talking out loud to herself, whimsically musing and philosophizing about any number of topics. Izaket has quite the skill for reducing complex topics down to their fundamentals, and of course her varying thoughts on many a subject are always couched in optimism. There is but one obstacle to her extending her cheerful monologue to the rest of the world, and that would happen to be her crippling social anxiety. Such skills as maintaining eye contact and figuring out the correct response to someone to are rather difficult to obtain after all, or so she internally proclaims while staring at the ground and hoping whoever is talking to her will go away. Though, of course, she's quite optimistic. She'll definitely get the hang of it someday... it's just something of a low priority for her at the moment. That's it. That's all.

    All that said, if she is somehow able to get over her nervousness and complete and utter lack of social experience... well, there are yet further barriers to her relating to people. Her interests are far more mundane than magus; she rather enjoys solving math puzzles and going clothes shopping... though she is rather frugal on such ventures. Perhaps her preference for the bargain bin is the reason for her eccentric clothing. Though, the experience is of import as well. Hitting up all sorts of different clothing stores is a delight, like checking items off a list. And, of course, she'll talk at length about any such "find", once more couching it in terms more cheerful than it deserves.


    Still, such diversions certainly aren't befitting of a magus's dignity.

    And if her social anxiety and her interests don't keep people at bay, then other yet another aspect of her psyche does. Perhaps it is a necessary consequence of her Origin, or something she developed by coincidence, but she has quite the acute arithomania. Counting, counting, counting... that distant gaze of hers is always counting. The number of clothes on her person, the number of hair decorations she has, the number of people around her, the number of flies on a corpse. The numbers on a price tag, the numbers on a digital clock, the number of minutes that have elapsed since a conversation has elapsed. Even if she has no intention of it, she reduces the world around her to numbers. And if she doesn't like what those numbers are (in particular, she has quite the fondness for odd numbers and quite the disdain for even numbers), it is of great distress to her.

    That shy tentative smile of hers collapses into an anguished grimace, and those rose quartz hues screw shut. Her body seems to ache all over, and it is all she can do to keep from digging her nails into her hand. She certainly could ask for these numbers to be corrected or moved... or even enact such changes herself. But, of course, she can barely talk to a stranger, much less make requests of them... and perhaps she doesn't have the self worth to ask regardless.

    And thus, does her detachment from the world around her yet find more purchase.

    Yet, what if someone were to look past all of it? What if some hypothetical person were to overlook all those oh so troublesome parts of her personality? Her weakness in something as simple as talking as other people, her baseness in her eccentric behavior, and her piteous inability to stop counting? They would find someone seemingly far warmer and more compassionate than most magi, someone who gladly rewards the kindness shown to her. Detachment is the same as loneliness after all... and while she is an optimist who finds solace in her role, Izaket is deeply lonely in her own way. To those who tolerate her, to those who want to be with her, she is fiercely loyal. She will without complaint expend her valuable time and effort to help them whenever possible, without asking for anything in return save their continued company.

    Her own detachment and way of living means she doesn't mind at all if her erstwhile friends leave her; the self proclaimed optimist will simply move on. In that regard, she could be called something frighteningly pure. Yet, so long as you treat her with kindness and patience, she will reciprocate such tenfold. Of course, for someone as socially inept as her, this means she's easily rather easily manipulated. Someone who knows this side of her could very easily make her their pawn with false promises of friendship. But... she doesn't mind that at all. Even if she is to be used and discarded, her ever present optimism reassures her it's better than nothing at all. Still, for someone genuinely willing to tolerate or come to love her eccentricities, she is without a doubt genuinely one of the best friends one could ask for. There is but one slight catch.

    Not even her friends are exempt from her
    reduction
    reaping.


    Izaket Varaev is a clockwork angel that exists solely to
    reduce
    reap
    lives. Without the slightest remorse, as casually as one would crush an insect, Izaket cheerfully kills and kills and kills. It would seem a contradiction to her socially awkward, optimistic, and loyal personality, yet it is something more fundamental to her than even breathing. Of course, human life is of no value to most magi. To take human lives for their goals is only natural. The human toll she accumulates is nothing out of the ordinary for many a magus. Yet, she differs in several key regards. Firstly, she attaches immense value to lives. Paradoxical though it may be, life is precious to her. The regard she holds for it is quite genuine... that clumsy warmth and kindness of hers is quite genuine. It is precisely because lives are so valuable to her that they must be ended by her own hand.

    Her optimistic spin on it is quite simple, really. To value something is to in some way take responsibility for it... and she takes responsibility even for its end. The things that one loves must be dealt with personally. Secondly, for magi, the taking of lives is a mere means to an end. They find neither happiness nor sadness in the act of killing itself, merely in the results obtained from it. Such is not the case for Izaket. She loves shopping. She loves solving puzzles. She loves her friends. But there is nothing she loves more than ending lives. It is delight enough to make her dizzy with pleasure. Though, perhaps that is not quite accurate. Rather than finding absolute contentment in ending lives, she finds absolute contentment in fulfilling her
    function
    duty...
    which happens to be ending lives.

    The result, one supposes, is all that matters.

    Without discrimination and without judgement, she
    reduces
    reaps
    lives. Male or female, young or old, close friend or stranger, believer or heretic, sinner or saint... she kills with mechanical perfection. All lives are of equal value. That is her fundamental conceit. The only guideline that dictates her murdering is convenience. Is this a death that can be hidden? Is this a death that can be executed quickly? Is this a death she can get away with? Self preservation comes first, until it is clear her duty is at an end. Even if she doesn't kill someone today, she can kill someone tomorrow so long as she remains alive. Those are the only criteria necessary. If it would be within the realm of possibility to kill even her best friend, she would do so in a heartbeat. Matters of good and evil are meaningless to her. Her detachment is not something so simple as mere social anxiety and an obsession with numbers... she sets herself apart from the whole of humanity. Certainly, she is not unfamiliar with morals. Certainly, she is not unfamiliar with sin. She is well aware of what constitutes acts of good and evil. As one of Allah's people, she does her utmost to abide by the moral guidelines set down in her religion, save for when it comes to the ending of lives.

    Yet, when it comes to other people... she is incapable of judgement or discrimination. To begin with, she was not permitted such a capacity. The sins committed by other people against other people are of no concern to her. The kindness given from other people to other people is of no concern to her. It is not permitted to her to judge such things. That is not her role, and that is not her domain. If her friend is hurt by someone, she will be sad that her friend is suffering. Yet, she will hold not the slightest emotion towards the act of hurting itself. She will not hold the slightest resentment towards the person who hurt her friend. Her only capacity is to gauge direct interference towards her, whether it be kindness or cruelty. Yet, while it could be said she likes kindness directed towards her and dislikes cruelty directed towards her... in the end, she is easily able to move on.

    Even if she is an imperfect
    automaton
    angel
    , even if she is so terribly lonely and is glad for companionship... her
    function
    duty
    stands above all.

    At least... that is what she does her utmost to believe and live by.

    "Fundamentally, I would consider myself an optimist. After all, who else but an optimist could find joy even in killing the ones they love? It would be terribly sad and terribly lonely to be without them... and I would certainly miss them... but in killing them, I would find joy to outweigh all of that. And... that's for the best, isn't it? It's better to be happy than to be sad, isn't it? Yes... that surely is the case."

    Biography
    The Varaev clan of magi can trace its beginnings to the early 1800s, to a man named Vakha Varaev. He was a simple man from an unremarkable family, with only one thing that set him apart from his fellow villagers in Chechen-aul. He possessed a small amount of magic circuits, the first in his family to do so. Vakha was a humble man with no greater ambition than protecting his family and livelihood, and he merely used this surely God given blessing to learn a meager handful of helpful spells from the village's local mystic.

    When the Russians invaded the Caucasus Mountains in order to annex them, Vakha joined his people in standing up against them, becoming a soldier for the Caucasian Imamate. In the bloody Murid War that followed, the farmer with a kind heart was forced to witness countless lives being lost, many of them by his own hand. The rudimentary magecraft he had learned merely to protect his loved ones ensured he survived longer and killed more than his fellow soldiers, after all.

    Vakha had once been a hearty and cheerful man, but the despair of war ate away at him. He had been a devout man, but now he began to question his long held beliefs. What was the meaning of all this senseless death? Where was the hope in the ending of lives? How could there be Paradise after this?

    It was on the day that Vakha returned home to his village to find it sacked that he caught a glimpse of the answer he sought.

    As he wept over the bodies of his neighbors and friends, brothers and sisters, wives and children... in the corner of his eye, he saw something.

    Perhaps it was revelation. Perhaps it was hallucination. Perhaps it was nothing more than wishful thinking distorted of grief.

    Yet what he saw regardless were seemingly angels of death, more beautiful than anything he had ever witnessed, bear the souls of his family away into the sky.

    For the briefest of moments, the agony in his soul was soothed.

    That was the moment his journey, the journey of what would become a clan of mages, began.

    Vakha had found solace in seeing the angels, in so much as glimpsing for the merest moment part of God's plan. He had found hope in the end of life, found peace even after everything had been taken from him. But he couldn't merely leave it at that. He wanted to glimpse this hope again. He wanted to somehow share it with all those who suffered the pain of losing loved ones, to convey to those who had been like him the peace he had felt at witnessing the greater meaning of it all.

    And if he could not do it, then his descendants surely would be able to.

    Vakha spent the remainder of his life questing in search of a means to witness again the path of the angels, the journey that he believed all souls would eventually take. To witness it as a soul would require merely ending his life, but what he sought was to witness it as a human... or, perhaps, as an angel of death itself.

    He found that means in a single black feather, one he found on the bloodiest battlefield on Earth, at great risk and cost to himself.

    A single feather, perhaps, from Azrael, the archangel of death himself.

    Islamic angels were made out of light, but it was not unheard of in stories for them to take humanoid form when visiting the human world. And certainly, the Qur'an itself attested to their having wings. Whether it was from Azrael or one of his attendants... it was surely what Vakha had sought.

    Though Vakha passed away shortly after his discovery, the single black feather would become the core for what would be the Varaev Magic Crest.

    Vakha's great hope as he passed away was that his descendants would be able to see what he had seen, to find peace with the seemingly senseless death of the world around them as he had, and to perhaps share that beauty with the rest of the world.

    His children, weak as magi and surrounded on all sides by bloody conflict as the Russian subjugation of the Caucasus continued, invited proper magi into the family. They used the potency of what would become their crest as leverage, and over successive generations, their ability as mages grew.

    And so too did their ethos as mages.

    The proper magi who entered the family, and in time their own children, scoffed at the founder's simple sentimental dream. Certainly, there was potential in its base concept. In Islamic theology, the angels of death alone were responsible for carrying the souls of the deceased to the afterlife. They alone could travel this path from the human world to the world beyond. Without the capacity to deviate or disobey, they ceaselessly ferried souls. A fundamental conceit of magi, of their understanding of the world, was that all souls went to Akasha, to the Root. Then, was it not possible that the very paths these angels made as they reaped the souls of the living could serve as paths to the Root as well? If they could deceive the World into believing they were the messengers of souls, if they could emulate an angel of death so closely as to be recognized as one, then they could gain access to the paths the angels traveled.

    If the Varaevs were to be magi, if they were to fulfill the promise and potential of this Crest, there was no room for their founder's sentiment.

    And so they killed.

    They killed and killed and killed and killed, seeking to forge themselves into pseudo angels of death.

    It was easy enough to do so amidst the Russian subjugation of Chechnya; people died in such numbers that a few hundred more would go without the slightest notice. Still, Vakha's sentiment lingered among a number of his descendants. Some would come to leave the family that had become nothing more than a charnel house, that had deviated so greatly from the dreams of the man who had founded it.

    Those that remained grew ever more determined to eliminate such weakness from their ranks.

    If they were to achieve their goal, they needed to produce an unparalleled killer.

    And thus when Izaket was born in the 1990s, the declining clan saw its last chance to steer itself back on track.

    From the time she was old enough to walk, she was made to kill. The chubby hands of a toddler were guided to end the lives of men. Corpses were her only constant companions. Brainwashing and every other means available to create mental associations was readily and unhesitatingly used to associate killing with joy, to associate killing with contentment. Yet, even that much was not nearly enough for her parents. To be a true angel of death, an instrument of God that was only capable of obeying without deviation, there could not be the slightest hesitancy in killing any human on Earth. There could not be the slightest discrimination between lives.

    Izaket was permitted to attend an elementary school as a normal student, and despite her complete and utter lack of proper human interaction beforehand, even a weirdo like her was able to find and make friends.

    And then she was made to kill each and every one of them.

    Izaket had not yet lost most of her humanity, most of her childishness, despite the living hell that had been her life up to this point. She begged for the lives of her friends. She wept as she never had before.

    But all of that collapsed under the contradiction of her feeling happiness as she killed them.

    Ah, so that's how it is.

    I never had the capacity to escape my duty to begin with.

    They were my friends, so... wouldn't they want me to be happy?

    This is for the best. This is for the best. This is for the best. This is for the best.


    Unable to bear the contradiction, unable to bear her guilt, Izaket herself completed her final transformation into an imperfect
    automaton
    angel
    .

    The drug of
    denial
    optimism
    kept her from breaking apart completely.

    Over the course of the following years, Izaket became a splendid killer.

    On her eighteenth birthday, she was officially recognized as the head.

    Izaket tilted her head at her parents.

    Mother, Father, now that the Magic Crest is fully passed onto me, is there anything else you're able to teach me?

    Naturally, Izaket killed both of them when they answered in the negative.

    It was odd that they hadn't expected it.

    After all, it was them who had ensured she could kill anyone without discrimination.

    And with their Workshop in Grozny well hidden with Bounded Fields, nobody would ever be able to find the bodies.

    She wasn't motivated by hatred.

    After all... such a thing was not permitted to her.

    An
    automaton
    angel
    did not deviate or disobey.

    That surety of purpose was surely why they were beautiful.

    After burying her parents, Izaket traveled to London and enrolled in the Clock Tower under the
    Eulyphis
    Faculty of Spiritual Evocation,
    taking great care not to demonstrate the true extent of her abilities. Her social awkwardness and her restraint meant she went more or less unnoticed, which left her rather lonely... but that definitely suited her just fine.

    All that was necessary was to fulfill her
    function
    duty.


    Yes... that is what the self proclaimed optimist told herself.


    Magecraft Related Abilities
    Fundamentally, Izaket is something of a mediocre magus. After all, her lineage is a mere two centuries old, her circuits fairly average both in quantity and quality. Certainly, she does make the best of her inherent limited potential. Both her Origin and her Elemental Affinity of Fire render themselves thoroughly useful to efficient usage and consumption of her magical energy. Izaket has a knack for finding the path of least resistance, breaking down even complex thaumaturgy into simple components that she can execute with ease. She both consciously and unconsciously operates to reduce consumption and reduce time wasted as much as possible. Though the end result is nigh identical, rather than being in a fuel efficient car that can travel far on comparatively little fuel, it could be said that she performs the driving itself in a way that requires less fuel. Of course, such single minded focus does come at a cost. In executing her individual maneuvers with perfection, she fails to consider the larger picture. Putting fulfilling her duty and attaining results above all other considerations, she tends to burn through her reserves of magical energy and exhaust her circuits fairly quickly. While to be lethally efficient in a quick burst lends itself well to her purpose, it leaves her thoroughly vulnerable afterwards, a notion often forgotten amidst her passionate optimism of the moment. Even if she can use her limited potential well in the short term, that doesn't make it any less limited. Reduced consumption isn't equivalent to no consumption at all.

    Compounding her inherit deficits, the thaumaturgy both stored on her Crest and personally taught to her is thoroughly narrow in scope. If it is not directly applicable to her family's foundation in Islamic eschatology or her function as a reaper, she basically doesn't know it. She is wholly ignorant of commonplace magical knowledge, to the point she'd barely be able to tell you what a dragon is and wouldn't remotely be able to decipher a grimoire. Even such fundamentals as Bounded Fields she can only shoddily create, though they are surprisingly effective for the short time she can maintain them. Reinforcement is the only basic she possesses above average skill in; her self Reinforcement is significant in its physical power and her reduction allows for it to be used in rapid succession. The only faculty of mysticism she could be said to have any real knowledge in is Spiritual Evocation, though her abilities are limited even there as well. Izaket fundamentally only works with the spirits of those she has killed, leaving her bereft of ability in the fields of summoning and spiritual surgery. She does however have significant ability in banishing and cleansing wandering spirits and souls, in order to properly allow them to reach the afterlife. Her thaumaturgy in that regard is rooted in her foundation of Islamic eschatology, and is brutally efficient, not dissimilar in methodology to that of the Church's Executors.

    Signature Spells
    Munkar and Nakir
    Three Questions for the Dead

    The simplest of the spells stored in Izaket's Crest in effect, though it is also the one that takes the most preparation. In Islamic eschatology, Munkar and Nakir, the Denied and the Denier, are two angels involved in the process of death. It is believed that after a person dies, their soul lingers within the grave. Once their funeral and burial are concluded, the soul is propped upright by the angels and asked three questions concerning their Islamic faith. If they answer incorrectly, they are beaten by the angels until Allah permits them to stop, or if the day is Friday. As a digression, the origins of Munkar and Nakir are thought to predate the Islamic faith, their roots in the Mesopotamian god Nergal. In this regard, their Conceptual Power is both stronger and more malleable than the other angels in Islamic mysticism, making their evocation easier to use and easier to modify to a certain extent.

    Upon burying and performing proper rites for a body, Izaket evokes the names of Munkar and Nakir to prime an evocation of the
    leftover thoughts
    apparition
    of the body's soul. Upon their successful evocation, Izaket asks the apparition three questions. As a modification from the original purpose of the angels, the three questions can be about anything, not just the soul's faith. The apparition is left no choice but to answer using the records stored within it, and promptly becomes inaccessible once the three questions are answered. Thus, Izaket can perfectly interrogate someone (if with a limit of three questions) after killing them.

    As an aside, to ensure the emulation of Munkar and Nakir, Izaket very carefully has her tongue on fire during the ritual.

    Nāshiṭāt
    Gentle Apoptosis

    The first of Izaket's primary offensive spells, and the one she prefers to use whenever possible. The Nāshiṭāt are one of the two classes of death angels subordinate to Azrael in Islamic eschatology, responsible for reaping the souls of the dead. The Nāshiṭāt are called upon to take lives gently as opposed to violently, guiding humans towards a peaceful and natural death. Izaket's angelic evocation of their name is used as a means to enact gentle death upon others via apoptosis. Apoptosis is programmed cell death, the highly regulated and controlled progress of cell death that brings about a natural end to all life. The name of Nāshiṭāt is a natural fit to render unto living cells the fate preordained for them since their birth. This spell is a one bar incantation that can only be used once Izaket touches living flesh with her hands. Upon activation, the cells in the area of contact forcibly undergo apoptosis, resulting in atrophy. The atrophy weakens and eventually kills the muscle in the affected area, and unless the point of contact is severed, the apoptosis will slowly begin to spread all throughout the body. Needless to say, if used on the head or chest, death can be near instant.

    Nāzi'āt
    Forceful Necrosis

    The second of Izaket's primary offensive spells, and by far the deadlier of the two, though she has little preference for it. The Nāzi'āt are one of the two classes of death angels subordinate to Azrael in Islamic eschatology, responsible for reaping the souls of the dead. The Nāzi'āt are called upon to take lives forcefully as opposed to gently, violently killing those who have been deemed deserving of such punishment. Izaket's angelic evocation of their name is used as a means to enact forceful death upon others via necrosis. Necrosis is traumatic cell death, the unnatural and premature death of cells long before their time as the result of external injury. The name of Nāzi'āt is a natural fit to render unto living cells the cruel fate that so happened to befall them. This spell is a one bar incantation that can only be used once Izaket touches living flesh with her hands. Upon activation, the cells in the area of contact forcibly undergo necrosis. This fundamentally leads to decomposition of the affected area and its tissue, something far less reversible and recoverable from than apoptosis. Unlike apoptosis however, the necrosis does not spread throughout the body if not severed. Still, it should go without saying that any area hit is as good as useless... and if used on the head or chest, death will be truly painful.

    Azra'il
    Bearer of Souls

    Izaket's very own contribution to the Varaev Magic Crest, the sole original spell she has developed since fully taking it up. It is a spell that would not be possible without the growth and development of the Crest, and in particular, that which lies at its core. It is a form of spiritual evocation primed using the name of Azra'il, Malik Al-Mawt, the archangel of death in Islamic eschatology. It is he who reigns over death, yet at the same time, he is wholly subordinate to Allah. Without deviation, without disobedience, and with the most profound reverence, he reaps only the souls his Lord requests him to. Time and time again, his pitch black wings have borne the burden of a thousand thousand souls, guiding them to where they ultimately belong. It is he that Izaket aspires to in all regards. This spell could be called the culmination of her devotion, and the closest attempt to the dream of the Varaev clan yet. It could be called something that hearkens back to the sentiment of the clan's founder himself.

    This spell is a ten count, and one that can only be used in the immediate aftermath of killing someone. Primed by the evocation of Azra'il, it utilizes the soul of the freshly deceased both as energy and means. Even if she has not yet reached the path... even if she is not truly an angel... that doesn't mean she cannot carry the soul just a little while. This is the result of her determination. Wings made of light, even if in visual appearance they appear pitch black and feathered, emanate from her back. That which is at the core of her Magic Crest remembers its original identity and purpose, if only for a short time. With these wings, Izaket is capable of powered flight for up to three minutes, at a speed sufficient to fly the length of a small town even in such a short time.

    While as a step towards reaching the Root it is significant, in effect it is rather frivolous and oftentimes devoid of merit. Yet, that clumsiness, that
    denial
    optimism
    that reaches towards the sky and creates something beautiful out of death...

    It is, just this once, the
    dream
    freedom
    of Izaket the human, rather than the
    function
    duty
    of Izaket the
    automaton
    angel
    .

    Mystic Codes
    None to speak of. Izaket has fundamentally rejected the notion of killing with anything other than her body and magecraft. A true angel of death does not utilize a weapon; they are a weapon.

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    Creator Remarks
    I'm a Muslim, so wanting to weave Islamic angel theology into the theme was only natural, especially since Islamic mysticism in the Nasuverse has so far been limited to the Hassan-i-Sabbah. I had this FC lying around that I wanted to find use for, and the FC's looks formed part of the basis for her character. Additionally, I wanted to do a serial killer OC in general, and that desire converged with the timing of this contest. It all came together, so to speak. yes her alias is a Diablo 3 reference
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