Are Thou My Translator?

[Criarino]

I am happy to join you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of shameless taste for hentai in the history of our forum.
Several years ago, a great mangaka, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, drawed the first Hentai Doujin of Fate/GO. This momentous doujinshi came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of hentai fans who had been seared in the internet searching for ''fun''. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of our despair.
But so many years later, the Olga's doujins are still not translated. SO many years later, the life of the Olga's fans is still crippled by the dificulty of language and the chains of translation. Many years later, the fans lives on a half-satisfatory ''act of self-love'' in the midst of a vast ocean of fate/GO material. Many years later, the fans is still disapointed in the corners of his loneliness and finds himself an exile in his own hentai. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
I have a dream that one day the translators will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We are fans with a blessed ability, and we have to help the poor fans, without rewards other than be praised as gods"
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Nhentai, the loners could enjoy an english tradution of his favorite doujins.
I have a dream that one day even the state of E-hentai, a state sweltering with the heat of haters, sweltering with the heat of old virgins, will be transformed into an oasis of english translated Olga doujins.
I have a dream that my short fap time will one day happen in a world where not only my hands work, but my eyes too will be pleasured undestanting the story!
I have a dream today!

(in short, I need someone to translate three +18 doujins from japonese to english, please, I AM DEPERATE)
PS: Sorry for profaning a major speech and disrespect the image of a great man. If there is any fans of Martin Luther King, dont kill me please
Any interested please send a mensage

For possible pervert translators

(if you (translator) feels like it, I can share some of my +18 ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) colections as reward)

[Five_X]

Anything is possible with enough money.

[Criarino]

Anything is possible with enough money.

I dont have money, but have hentai doujins
this is the world's strongest force, and my most precious treasure

[Megas]

I have to tell you that without the backing of the sound of coin your efforts will probably end without the desired results.

[Tobias]

I'm a toydarian! mind tricks don't work on me, only money - all translators

[Criarino]

Only three short mangas, you don't even need to edit, only tell me what is written......
Please.... I'm pleading

[mewarmo990]

I'm a toydarian! mind tricks don't work on me, only money - all translators

how'd you know I was in that movie?

[Criarino]

you.... monsters! I still believed in humanity!

[Zurvan]

You should've believed in the power of money

[Nikiri]

Olga's ero-doujins are prohibited

[Akyuu]

you could at least link them or something, a sadpanda link'd be nice

[Criarino]

I dont know if it's allowed link hentais here...

[Snow]

It is, we even have a thread.

[Criarino]

OH FUCK (thank you very much, friend)

[AdrianJef]

guys I have the chapters in Japanese from where the translation was left, they will continue or not translate? or say a fansub who wants them please, sorry for the inconvenience

[AdrianJef]

heaven's feel sorry

[Draconic]

Criarino, please stop debasing yourself. I mean TM isn’t exactly classy, but please stop embarrassing yourself by doing the online equivalent of prostrating yourself in front of these guys, begging them to translate your porn.

And you realize that aside from their lives outside this site, they're already working on translating other things, right?

[AdrianJef]

I apologize if you bother someone and answering the other post I already have the scans, again I apologize for trying to get attention as an AW

[Criarino]

Draconic "debasing"? You think I care with something like ''debase'' myself? And what's the problem with this? Hentai is art too, I only want to read the doujin
And it's not like I was saying "Stop everything you're doing and translate my porn", I only asked help to someone interested.

[Bird of Hermes]

You’re demanding a service while refusing to pay for it, of course you’re not going to get very far. Just ask people their typical rate on how much they’ll charge per page.