XD The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Really?Originally Posted by Kotonoha
For those with a strong heartSomewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must return home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and, out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word “FRESH” on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say “Yo homes, to Bel Air.” You will stop in front of a mansion and will be some time between seven and eight o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say “Yo homes, smell ya later,” but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flipped, turned upside-down.
And anotherThe next time you make a purchase, hand the clerk a $1 bill and ask her to make change. She will hand you back a number of coins, several of which bear the likenesses of long dead historical figures.
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