and now my butthole hurts
What do?
and now my butthole hurts
What do?
Last edited by In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries; January 9th, 2018 at 10:30 PM.
Code:[07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys? [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that [12:59:30] <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch [13:00:12] <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam
Masturbate.
FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP
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[04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute
Was it a boy or a girl?
There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.
Where does Oscar the Grouch go to the bathroom?
I am the herp of my derp. Hurr is my body and durr is my blood. I have created over a thousand derps unknown to durps nor known to hurps
have withstood durrs to create many derps yet, those hurrs will never herp anything so, as I pray, Unlimited Derp Works~
Because somehow Kiritsugu managed to make GARcher look like a pussy.
It was like a Volcano in my anus
Code:[07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys? [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that [12:59:30] <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch [13:00:12] <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam
You should write a book describing your pain and anguish during that moment.
It would be the best horror novel ever
There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.
And so I sat there, an impending doom building in my anus. It was like a scene from aliens except instead of having a baby alien burst out of my chest, it would be bursting out of my asshole. I did not know when it would come, only that it would soon, and that it would be most painful. I leaned forward, building pressure in my intestinal area as my face contorted in effort. My asshole expanded to the size of a tennis ball as I forced the beast out and force it out I did. The most painful of experiences with the most reliving of feeling afterwards. I wiped my ass and stood up, looking at the monster that had wreaked havoc upon my rectum and bid it farewell. The beast was flushed down the toilet, never to be seen by man again.
Code:[07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys? [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that [12:59:30] <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch [13:00:12] <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam
Congratulations, your ass became a reproductive organ for a moment. Like in those Japanese pornographic comic books.
Hope Rides With His Godly Ronin/Cowboy Brother In Law
This is the sort of sexual chicanery that makes me wonder about BL at times.
It's easy to believe in ideals, but it's harder to keep them when things go bad.
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Fanfic project No. 1: The Hell Biker
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At leadt he tried to make it eloquent in his later adaptation of the tale.
Did you make a face like the one in your avatar?