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    There in my homeland...

    Here you show/say things that your homeland have/had. For example:
    "In my homeland have more snowy days than residents"
    "In my homeland we never sleep" or so.
    LET THE GAMES BEGIN
    In my homeland we are more a meme than a country

    Don't believe me?
    a piece of bazilian culture

    Lyrics:
    There comes the monkey-man running after me
    the monkey-man who don't have soul nor heart
    shouting so loud
    wanting to catch me
    if this man catches me, he will kill me
    the monkey man who don't have soul nor heart
    (I say, I say)
    Already asked in the dark
    If that man catches me up, he will kill me
    shouting so loud
    wanting to catch me
    If that man catches me up, he will kill me
    I entered in the forest trying to escape from the monkey-man (gay moan)
    When I looked back there he was, running after me (more gay moan)
    Shouting so loud
    wanting to catch me
    If that man catches me up, he will kill me (gay moans)
    The monkey-man
    wanting to catch me
    If that man catches me up, he will kill me (loud gay moan)


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    Everyone knows us because of weed, hookers, our love for bicycles and giants

    And maybe flowers

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    My name is Joe, and I am Canadian.
    Hey, I’m not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
    I don’t live in an igloo, or eat whale blubber, or own a dog sled.
    And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada, although I’m sure they’re really nice.
    I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
    I speak English and French, not American.
    And I pronounce it ‘about,’ not ‘a-boot.’
    I can proudly sew my nation’s flag on my backpack.
    I believe in peace keeping, not policing. Diversity, not assimilation.
    And the beaver is a truly noble animal!*
    And Z is pronounced Zed, not Z. Zed!
    Canada is the second largest land mass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America!
    My name is Joe, and I am punching your salad!!!




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    yup...

    ...There has never been a more American representation of us. Granted, it was made to sell beer, and the best way to put the NFL fans to sleep is to mention Canada... They don't want Molson's, they want Coors.
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    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
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    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
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    Not with that attitude.

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    Not a single sorry in there
    and you call yourself Canadian

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    Why should I apologize for being in the warmest and fuzziest of the countries?

    Metaphorically speaking, of course.
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    I joined two years too late...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


    Oh dear, that doesn't sound like yuri at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Techlet View Post
    Not with that attitude.

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    I dunno, igloo's can get pretty warm. And snow is fluffy.
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