Updated.Taller than average, long flowing dark brown hair, perfect C cups, perfectly toned muscles showing under her thin clothing, eyes that stare into your soul and ensure you that everything will be alright...
Updated.Taller than average, long flowing dark brown hair, perfect C cups, perfectly toned muscles showing under her thin clothing, eyes that stare into your soul and ensure you that everything will be alright...
Last edited by SeiKeo; July 24th, 2011 at 05:02 PM.
Originally Posted by asterism42
I feel like I've sinned by imaging Jesus as a woman. D:
Last edited by Theocrass; July 24th, 2011 at 05:09 PM.
You can pay those off if you're Catholic though, right? Or did they stop doing that?
... Jerk.
You can confess your sins.
Also, would fem-Jesus have female Apostles?
*google* ...Okay, I need to update my religious info. But, what are you going to tell the priest? "Father, I was on the internet, and lusted after Female Jesus"?
Well, not lusted so much as finds the idea extremely attractive.
Which is not actually a sin I guess, but it sounds very heretical.
Last edited by Theocrass; July 24th, 2011 at 05:07 PM.
IDK, it falls under lust, but is it really your fault that we're pervs here and that Jesus is always depicted as hot?
He was also ripped. Being a carpenter, and all.
Hey, you know what I don't like? Heresy. Shut the fuck up.
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Updated.Taller than average, long flowing dark brown hair, perfect C cups, perfectly toned muscles showing under her thin clothing, eyes that stare into your soul and ensure you that everything will be alright...
I don't believe Jesus particularly cares what I do or do not think, and I was pretty much joking around. So back at you, buddy.
But I will edit things to pacify you.
So guys how about Perseus? (Is the second time he's tried asking.)
Female Jesus is hot. '_'
I bet Lady Jesus has the same six pack abs, too.
What have I started...
But wait wasn't Jesus married or something? And didn't he have a kid? That blows the whole theory out of the water.
As far as I know, he wasn't married nor did he have children.
Err... King Arthur. Guinevere? Mordred? A wife and kids are no obstacle to a gender flip.
*Slaps face.*
That is a ... highly controversial topic of debate, to say the least.
Yeah, let's just not talk about it.
You mean blasphemy, I think.
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