Shinji Threw It On The Ground

[Icura]

Based on The Lonely Island’s “Threw It On The Ground”

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I was sleeping in my bed,
And Sakura enters and wakes me up.
“Good morning, Nii-san.”
Bitch, I’m not gonna let you mock me.

I threw her on the ground!
You must think I’m a joke!
You ain’t part of this family!
Bitch, I’ll pump you full of garbage!

I go to find Sakura,
And she holds out a math textbook and says, “Nii-san, I don’t understand this.”
I said, “Bitch, what I look like? Your teacher?”

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don’t need your math!
I’m a magus!
Please. You can’t think you’re better than me!

At the mansion with my so-called sister,
She hands me a book, says it’s my command seal for Rider.
Bitch, this ain’t my command seal. This is a book!

I threw it on the ground!
What? You think I’m stupid.
I’m not part of the Holy Grail system yet!
A command seal’s a tattoo! Duh!

Old man Zouken hands me a penis worm one day.
What you want me to do with this? Let it violate me?

Go enter Sakura!
I threw the rest of the worms on her too!
What I look like? Uncle Kariya? Jackass!

So many things to throw on the ground.
Like classmates, and spells, and Rider. And even burning tomes.
I’m a magus!

A golden Servant’s trying to make me dye my hair gold.
Ground!
A Servant can’t order a Master around!
Idiot!

Then the King of Heroes looks at me. Turns out he had a heart.
And he rammed it into my chest.
I fell to the ground.
He laughed and watched
As I grew
Bigger and bigger.
I was screaming and squirming.
My body was hurting!

The moral of this story is: you can’t trust the Holy Grail system!
Now, the whole world’s flooded with mud. Bitch!

[Bloble]

They just keep getting better and better!

[Alulim]

These are multiplying faster than rabbits!

[Kotonoha]

These are multiplying faster than rabbits!

Someday, Al, someday people will stop parodying Lonely Island songs and the internet will be a better place for it. ;_;

[Alulim]

That day appears to be quite far off though.

[Kotonoha]

Maybe so, Al, maybe so.

But still, I have hope. I have hope that someday, the internet will learn that the secret to comedy is not to change a few words in someone else's comedy song, but to write your own words, from your heart. And then the internet will be filled with joy and laughter. And it will be beautiful.

[Sherrinford]

^^^ Actually, I was hoping for someone else instead of me to say this (maybe not so drastically...)

Isn't this becoming a little silly? The original lyrics wasn't that funny either...

[Pata Hikari]

Maybe so, Al, maybe so.

But still, I have hope. I have hope that someday, the internet will learn that the secret to comedy is not to change a few words in someone else's comedy song, but to write your own words, from your heart. And then the internet will be filled with joy and laughter. And it will be beautiful.

Prepare for disappointment.

[Icura]

^^^ Actually, I was hoping for someone else instead of me to say this (maybe not so drastically...)

Isn't this becoming a little silly? The original lyrics wasn't that funny either...

Yeah, that's true enough. Though I'm waiting for a certain flame.

[Kotonoha]

Prepare for disappointment.

I gotta believe!

[deviatesfish]

I shall never finish writing this chapter.

[Sherrinford]

Yeah, that's true enough. Though I'm waiting for a certain flame.

Oh, dont get me wrong. My problem is actually more with the original song itself (which doesn't make sense) than with your work.

If I would totally despise this, I wouldn't have uploaded a gif of Kane applauding for Five_X's one. Just choose more carefully the song and context.

[Icura]

Oh, dont get me wrong. My problem is actually more with the original song itself (which doesn't make sense) than with your work.

If I would totally despise this, I wouldn't have uploaded a gif of Kane applauding for Five_X's one. Just choose more carefully the song and context.

Aye, aye, I'll be more careful next time.

[Altima of the Gates]

Yeah, that's true enough. Though I'm waiting for a certain flame.

*smacks with ruler* Don't try to lure Mike out with jokes please. It never ends well.

[Icura]

*smacks with ruler* Don't try to lure Mike out with jokes please. It never ends well.

Aiyah. When does it end well?

I guess I will have to make serious fics then so it won't be a joke. >: D

[deviatesfish]

I dunno about you guys, but this was not bad...

[Mike1984]

*smacks with ruler* Don't try to lure Mike out with jokes please. It never ends well.

Honestly, I can't be bothered to even put in the effort that would be necessary to flame the guy....

[Altima of the Gates]

Aiyah. When does it end well?

I guess I will have to make serious fics then so it won't be a joke. >: D

The fic is fine, it's the "imma wait for a certain flame" that I was on.

[Icura]

Honestly, I can't be bothered to even put in the effort that would be necessary to flame the guy....

A cat is fine too.