This topic existed in the former Beast's lair and I am reviving it here in the new one.
You can post what a certain character would never, and I really mean NEVER say in normal circunstances.
Here is mine (which you will all need to agree):
Shinji: "Emiya, I recognize you as the best there was in the school's archery club. I name you the new vice-captain!"
Sakura: "So.. many dicks... I.. want all of them..." *scratchcratchscratch*
Shiki: "Sure Sacchin, I'll go out with you."
^Well, only if you meant Ryougi Shiki. We all know there's Sacchin route...somewhere in the making.
Kotomine Kirei: Shirou, I am your father.
Wait! He would totally say it!
No he wouldn't. Kirei dosen't lie.Originally Posted by willyvereb
^Well, only if you meant Ryougi Shiki. We all know there's Sacchin route...somewhere in the making.
Kotomine Kirei: Shirou, I am your father.
Wait! He would totally say it!
Gil: "WTF?! Where's BL?! What do you mean off-line?! What's with all my posts and images in Saber's fanclub!? Fucking PB!"
Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!
Nasu: Let's add all the lost routes and the long-awaited Sacchin route to the latest installment.
Takeuchi: Good idea!
Thank God they aren't actual nasuverse characters.
Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!
Well, he can make so that he's considered Shirou's father in some sense. Like well...see the Kotomine Shirou fanfic.
Ahahahaha~~ this is me trampling over hopes and dreams~~
Tokiomi: Gimme back my daughter, you bieatch!
Zouken: Alright, alright...
Kariya: *assuming pose* Take this, Zouken! My love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHIIIII-NING FINGER!!!
Shinji: We'll break through the impossible and kick reason to the curb!
Saber: screw swimming i will just walk on water
*Scene takes place in car*
Rin: I'm hungry!
Sakura: I'm thirsty!
Archer: I'm Batman.
Hope Rides With His Godly Ronin/Cowboy Brother In Law
Saber: Arche---- I mean, Gilgamesh, I accept your offer, and I shall become your wife!
Let's get married right away! Oh? The grail? Don't mind those unimportant things, just focus in our love!
Gilgamesh: "It's small, it's blond, it's cute! No thanks, I'll pass..."
Rider: *to Sakura* Who are you? *sees Shinji* Mastaa~~! *runs to him*
Shinji (as an international pop star): *singing Romeo and Cinderella*
In the crowds of screaming fangirls and fanboys
Sakura: *fangirl squee*
Issei and Shirou: *fistpump* SHINJI! SHINJI! SHINJI!
Rin and Ayako: WE LUV U, SHINJI~! MARRY US~!
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In somekind of limbo or any other place...
Archer/EMIYA: *defeated, then slowly gets up, injured* How-! How could could I lost to someone like you! How could you know my weakness.
?????: *in cloaked* I know alot about you, EMIYA.
Archer: ?! H-How did you know my name?!
?????: Because I am you, or should I say I'm suppose to be the main one, until I was replaced by you!
Archer: ! D-don't tell me that-~
?????: YES! *removes cloak to reveal identity*
Archer: O.O ! N-No! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
Counter guardian SAJYOU: PAY BACK TIME, SO-CALLED "HERO OF JUSTICE!" for taking over my spotlight!
Archer: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
From afar...
Archerko (with binoculars): Teeheehee. I knew it's a good idea to bring 'her' here. Now, I wait for her signal, I'll join the surprise! Man, I can't wait to see the look on his face when he see me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
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Zero Lancer/Diarmuid and Lancer/Cu Chulainn (special guest star Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles from Whose Line is it Anyway): *in a bar, with both Lancers drunk, singing Irish Drinking Song about getting Mugged with non-drunk Colin and Ryan*
Forever a Supporting and Worshipping Fan of Fate/Prototype
Spoiler:
Kiritsugu: Shirou, with a great penis comes great responsabilities.
Shirou: But father, I am japanese...
Kiritsugu: I know (troll face).
Shirou: You're Japanese too you know.
Kiritsugu: ;_;
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