What Type-Moon Characters would NEVER say

[The Geek]

Kirei: "It was then that I decided: my goal from this point on was to be a better father to Rin than Tokiomi ever was!"

[GhostDIGIT]

Shirou: Every woman must belong to me!

[hayate]

Shirou: Every woman must belong to me!

Then Unlimited Harem Works ensues from acquiring all the good women in his life. XD

Gilgamesh: This is a war which mucks around with men and adults!!!

[The Geek]

Archer: "I am the Shadow: the true self."

Shirou: "You're.... not.... ME!"

[hayate]

Archer: "I am the Shadow: the true self."

Shirou: "You're.... not.... ME!"

lolSpawn quote.

Kirei: Angra Mainyu? Nah, I have found my true purpose in life. Thanks anyway, but I'll have to reject you too just because you're impinging on God's territory already.

[GhostDIGIT]

Archer:I'm a lolicon

[hayate]

Matou Shinji: “I don’t want to have friends, and I am not even thinking of having a girlfriend, yet why do I still have perverted thoughts?”

What a mystery.

One pair of panties has excited me so much that in the end I contributed to the circulation of money.

And yet, isn’t it just cloth?

In the past I once wondered ‘why would a woman want to put such indecent things on her body. Is she a pervert?’, but I got it backwards.

Now that I think about it, they can be purchased.

......No, wait!

If I bought them it would be a crime.

Even if it wouldn’t be a crime it would come pretty close!

Good grief -- I want to become a plant.

(credits to Kizumonogatari and NisioIsin by the way.)

[Dullahan]

Good grief -- I want to become a plant.

but seaweed is already a kind of plant

[hayate]

but seaweed is already a kind of plant

Technically, not yet. His hair is blue. We must wait until it turns dark green for us to see the real wakame god.

[Sunara]

Gil: Look at all these poor orphans. I must donate all my wealth to them.

Len: I hate cats.

[GhostDIGIT]

Gilgamesh: I hated my kingdom, the modern world is better.

[Lonely Indian]

Archer:I'm a lolicon

...I thought he came from Illya's route or is he in denial?

[Mcjon01]

Archer hates himself, get it?

[GhostDIGIT]

...I thought he came from Illya's route or is he in denial?

He doesn't come from any established route. It was a CP reference.

[Walnut Sparks]

Gilgamesh: I hated my kingdom, the modern world is better.

I wonder what Gil would think of modern beers.

[Lonely Indian]

ohhhhhh thanks for the exlanation.

Kotomine: "I hate mapo tofu." *runs off to spread happiness for orphans everywhere

[hayate]

Gil: Service to God comes before service to man.

[The Geek]

Dark Sakura: "THIS IS NOT A PHASE, NEE-SAN, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!"

[Dullahan]

Dark Sakura: "THIS IS NOT A PHASE, NEE-SAN, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!"

I don't know man there is a conversation in HF which is pretty much exactly that

though she's talking to Kotomine at the time, it's the same deal

[Sunara]

Gil: Look at all the horrible things occurring in the region that used to be my home. I must take over and make things right.

Saber: Why am I even using a sword? I think I'll take up sniper riffle.

Grail-kun: I like love and peace and pretty rainbows... so lets all stop fighting.