The Cherry Blossom Club

[Mike1984]

How adorable would Sakura as a mother be?

The answer? Very.

Yeah....

I imagine her being the most loving, caring mother you could ever wish to have.

That doesn't sound like me...

Shinji(Hoster): Hey Shirou, let's go save my sister!

Shirou(Mike): Shinji you bas-waitwhatdidyousay?!

Shinji(Hoster): You heard me, you thick-headed man, let's save Sakura.

Shirou(Mike): Alright!

*bro-fists*

And so we go on an epic adventure together to save Sakura(Koto). The true end is the Sakura(Koto)-dildo threesome end, with lot's of butt-hurting(for us), and the good end is where Shirou and Sakura get's each-other, and Shinji decides to travel the world in search för the true meaning of being a bro...

Then the harem end, with Rider, Tamamo, Nero, Ayako, Luvia, Rin and Sakura. Whether it will be Mike's or Koto's harem is something I don't know yet. This is also an end where none of us goes back to our world. Me and Shinji died to make this ending possible, in a very treat jerking way.


Unless I fail in turning Shinji into a bro, and die...

Well, if you can manage that, I have no objections (well, except to the "dildo threesome" bit...). Hell, I'm pretty sure at least one of my plans involved asking you for some kind of help, because you have access to the Matou magic books....

But, good luck on making Shinji not an asshole. I avoided taking on that responsibility for a reason.

[Hoster]

That'd be me, taking the long and hard way around, screw convenience.

I have no objections to that (well, except to the "dildo threesome" bit...).

Surprised? It's the 'I enjoy seeing people suffer' ending, because that is what we would be doing, suffer. Also have to throw Koto a bone, don't I?

[Mike1984]

Surprised? It's the 'I enjoy seeing people suffer' ending, because that is what we would be doing, suffer. Also have to throw Koto a bone, don't I?

Yeah, but why can't other people suffer instead?

Also, Sakura would never, ever do that to Shirou, even with Koto in her body, so I'm safe, at least....

[Keyne]

Yeah, but why can't other people suffer instead?

Also, Sakura would never, ever do that to Shirou, even with Koto in her body, so I'm safe, at least....

I'm sure this Shirou would love to have this Sakura taking care of him.... from behind. Hahaha.

[Hoster]

Also, Sakura would never, ever do that to Shirou, even with Koto in her body, so I'm safe, at least....

Aw shi-

Yeah, but why can't other people suffer instead?

Wait, is this Evil Mike I hear talking?

[Ivan The Mouse]

Yeah, but why can't other people suffer instead?

And there it goes again, a million is a statistic.

[Mike1984]

Wait, is this Evil Mike I hear talking?

No, it's sadist Mike

And there it goes again, a million is a statistic.

Yeah, like you don't think that way....

Everyone does. If we didn't, then we would either end up caring for no-one (see: Kiritsugu) or else totally fall apart (see: erm, Kiritsugu...).

Also, I like how you both conviniently missed the smiley off your quotes....

[Hoster]

Hey, do you know how tedious it is so re-quote on a phone when you've accidently removed too much from the original text? I sure ain't doing it for a mare smiley face...

[Ivan The Mouse]

I'm not too used with smiley faces on messages.

[Mike1984]

Well, fair enough, it just changed the meaning of what I said totally (from "joke" to "evil bastard who only cares about himself")....

[Kotonoha]

When the only thing separating your post from "joke" and "evil bastard" is a smiley, you may have a problem there.

(I'm sure I could encourage Sakura to embrace her dominant side. dohohohoho)

[Mike1984]

When the only thing separating your post from "joke" and "evil bastard" is a smiley, you may have a problem there.

Well, sarcasm and comedy are hard to make obvious over the internet....

(I'm sure I could encourage Sakura to embrace her dominant side. dohohohoho)

What about her submissive side?

[Kotonoha]

Both sides, switching at completely random times. Just to keep you on your toes.

[Mike1984]

Both sides, switching at completely random times. Just to keep you on your toes.

I can live with that....

I mean, it's not like you can do an awful lot if you happen to switch when I've got you tied to the bed, whip in hand, ready for a nice, hard fucking, is it?

[Kotonoha]

You would leave Sakura permanently tied to the bed?! ;_;

[ItsaRandomUsername]

Railroad spikes?

[Mike1984]

You would leave Sakura permanently tied to the bed?! ;_;

No, I meant if you switched in the middle of sex, of course....

Railroad spikes?

Those are for Shinji

[Kotonoha]

What's this about railroad spikes? p_O

[Mike1984]

I dunno. They sound painful, though, so I assume they're for use on Shinji only....

[Hoster]

Hey, no railroad spikes people...

When the only thing separating your post from "joke" and "evil bastard" is a smiley, you may have a problem there.

I think not, I think I speak for the both of us when I say "We understood", whether we include it or not in a quote makes little difference, and in no way indicate we misunderstood, imo.