Fate/Far Side

[RadiantBeam]

Kohaku route, go!

I look forward to it, should be fun with how Hisui and Akiha's routes have been.

[Techlet]

I look forward to it, should be fun with how Hisui and Akiha's routes have been.

Hmm, I wonder...

With Hisui, it was vanilla bedroom sex.

With Akiha, it was fiery UBW soul sex.

What's it gonna be with Kohaku? Tripped out, drug-induced, your-mind-is-the-scene-of-the-grind sex in the kitchen?

[Eveonder]

Primal Kitchen Food Sex.

[Chojomeka]

I'm hoping for naked apron sex.

[Fafnir]

I'm hoping for naked apron sex.

*nosebleed*

[Chojomeka]

*nosebleed*

...you really want to see Shirou in naked apron huh Fafnir?

[Lycodrake]

...you really want to see Shirou in naked apron huh Fafnir?

...I'd like to see/read them both wearing just aprons go at it.
Who wouldn't?

[Fafnir]

...you really want to see Shirou in naked apron huh Fafnir?

I'm actually hoping for Chair x Apron.

[Chojomeka]

I'm actually hoping for Chair x Apron.

Woah!!! getting a bit scandalous aren't we?

[Fafnir]

Woah!!! getting a bit scandalous aren't we?

She was draping herself all over that Chair. Abandoned by her owner, it was the only thing keeping her standing. But it wasn't enough, and she knew it. Slowly, inevitably, she slid over the back, across the legs and went down, on the ground. The Chair loomed over her, hard and commanding.

She could only obey.

[RadiantBeam]

She was draping herself all over that Chair. Abandoned by her owner, it was the only thing keeping her standing. But it wasn't enough, and she knew it. Slowly, inevitably, she slid over the back, across the legs and went down, on the ground. The Chair loomed over her, hard and commanding.

She could only obey.

Sexy.

[Chojomeka]

She was draping herself all over that Chair. Abandoned by her owner, it was the only thing keeping her standing. But it wasn't enough, and she knew it. Slowly, inevitably, she slid over the back, across the legs and went down, on the ground. The Chair loomed over her, hard and commanding.

She could only obey.

A woody?

[Malgos]

She was draping herself all over that Chair.

it was the only thing keeping her standing.

Reminds me of Cú Chulainn.

[Fafnir]

Sexy.

The only vaguely sexy thing I ever wrote, and it's a double cargo ship. I wonder if I should feel ashamed. No.

[Aiden]

Embrace the double-cargo.

[Eveonder]

Furniture porn was popular a while back... does replacing the second chair with an apron make the activity any less viable?

[Aiden]

No, see, you need to leave the apron over two chairs at once.

Chair1 x Apron x Chair2

[Fafnir]

No, see, you need to leave the apron over two chairs at once.

Chair1 x Apron x Chair2

Outrageous! Apron-chan is not that kind of girl!

[Arashi_Leonhart]

This chair is an eyesore.

Fuck it fuck it fuck it~

[Aiden]

Outrageous! Apron-chan is not that kind of girl!

You act like she has a choice~