Hmm, I'm not sure... Your saber obbsession seems a little... extreme.
Yes.
TheSpy needs to brush up on his Intel. Clearly, that is roleplaying the role of a Knight of Avalon.
MOAR CRACK
Kotomine x Saber Alter.
EDIT: SNIPED
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Uuu~~Ooooh! CRACK!Kotomine x Saber Alter.
Role-play = SERIOUS BUSINESS.
But hey, fun things are fun.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Weeeell, it does make the Saber club seem weirdly formal...
But they only remain such, so long as you don't do them all the time.
I can somehow imagine True AssassinXShirou. However that would work.
"Hey, Assassin, wanna come to my place?"
*cut to Shirou and TA in bed, Shirou has a lit cigarette*
Saber Alter x Shinji
That'll cure his misogyny.
Mentally AND physically.