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    Rin x Kakyoin Noriaki from Jojo.

    Emerald Splash suddenly takes a whole new meaning.



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    I imagine Rin running out of gems and then going up to Kakyoin and the conversation being all like:

    ''Honey. I ran out of gems.''

    ''Again? What will I ever do with you? EMERALDO SPULASHO!!''

    ''Thanks. I owe you one.''

    ''Don't worry about it.''

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    Dio X Nrvnqsr

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    Akiha X Rin

    "You are my new maid. I shall use you in any way I wish."

    "Y-yes, Akiha-sama."

    "Good, now go prepare my bath."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost132435 View Post
    Akiha X Rin

    "You are my new maid. I shall use you in any way I wish."

    "Y-yes, Akiha-sama."

    "Good, now go prepare my bath."
    Rin is the superior one in this cuz she beats Akiha in the chest category.

    "......"

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    "THEY WON'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY....THEY WILL SUFFER!"

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    And then, after a long, torturous hours of servants,

    just like Luvia, Akiha would be getting a vase in her skull
    Last edited by CG-3m1y4; May 11th, 2015 at 04:24 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renko View Post
    Rin is the superior one in this cuz she beats Akiha in the chest category.
    Yeah, but Akiha is the master of the house....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost132435 View Post
    Yeah, but Akiha is the master of the house....
    "You? My Master? How can you be superior to me if you're lacking in certain areas? Ohohohohoho ~ ☆"

    "......"

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    "THEY WON'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY....THEY WILL SUFFER!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renko View Post
    Rin is the superior one in this cuz she beats Akiha in the chest category.
    Flat chest is not a problem. Is feature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renko View Post
    "You? My Master? How can you be superior to me if you're lacking in certain areas? Ohohohohoho ~ ☆"
    "Well if you're going to be disobedient I will tangle you in my hair until you beg me to stop."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renko View Post
    Akiha is the superior one in this cuz she beats Rin in the chest category.
    This contest is too biased so Akiha wins.
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    Anal isnt the only thing you can do without a vagina, Strife-chan.
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    I am the greatest and most successful democratic reformer BL has ever seen.
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    Manly men doing manly and GAR stuff always gives me such a raging MANBONER.
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    I threw away 10k friend points yesterday on summons for the hell of it and woke up this morning with more than I threw away. The fight to 0 fp is endless.

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    "Too slutty"
    "You're too slutty"

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    I forgot the one sacred rule:

    FLAT CHEST IS JUSTICE.

    I guess Akiha wins. She's a status symbol.

    "......"

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    "THEY WON'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY....THEY WILL SUFFER!"

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    "Good slave! Now take off your shirt so I can feed off you."

    "Why do I have to take off my shirt? Can't you just bite my wrist or something!"

    "I want to drink from those breasts of yours!"

    "Do you do this with all your maids, demon mistress?"

    "Quiet, it's time."
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    Just watch KNK, read fate and tsuki then just never bother with another nasu thing again but continue to use BL regardless.

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    "Fifty Crimsons of Akiha" by Ghost132435

    "......"

    Quote Originally Posted by Thedoctor View Post
    Why can't we all be as sexually devious as Renko?

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    "THEY WON'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY....THEY WILL SUFFER!"

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    As long as someone who knows how to write smut writes it then yes.
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    Just watch KNK, read fate and tsuki then just never bother with another nasu thing again but continue to use BL regardless.

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    I hope you love purple prose, pretentious dialogue and oblique references to Hegelian philosophy too motherfucker 'cause that's what's up

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    Arashi, do your thing! Fate: Far Side post-Akiha End with Shirou x Akiha x Rin threesome!
    Quote Originally Posted by My F/GO Collab Dream Never

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    Just saw the edit...I'm now thinking of writing it but I have to finish Tsukihime first..

    - - - Updated - - -

    and re-read Elf's guide to writing porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CG-3m1y4 View Post
    Arashi, do your thing! Fate: Far Side post-Akiha End with Shirou x Akiha x Rin threesome!
    10/10 would buy.
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    Akiha x Rin.

    Yeah I will read that. ^^

    "......"

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    "I really loathe Fanfictions that are so horrendously horrible, it makes me want to go get my massive NAIL BAT OF RAPTURE and swing it real HARD to any AUTHOR who will dare create such filthy and disgusting piece of literature!"

    "THEY WON'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY....THEY WILL SUFFER!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fel View Post
    I imagine Rin running out of gems and then going up to Kakyoin and the conversation being all like:

    ''Honey. I ran out of gems.''

    ''Again? What will I ever do with you? EMERALDO SPULASHO!!''

    ''Thanks. I owe you one.''

    ''Don't worry about it.''
    Wait... Wouldn't Kakyoin be more interested in Aoi if she were still around?

    Oh god... Kakyoin X Irisviel

    The MILF Hunter can't be stopped...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheInfamousMan View Post
    Wait... Wouldn't Kakyoin be more interested in Aoi if she were still around?
    Rin's sort of old fashioned herself so it could work.



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