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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    You're living in delusions, Theo. WITH THIS RIGHT HAND I WILL SHATTER THAT ILLUSION OF YOURS!
    Hoho~

    BUT IS YOUR CONVICTION STRONGER THAN MINE?! CAN YOU DEFEAT THE MIGHT OF THE BEAR!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrass View Post
    Hoho~

    BUT IS YOUR CONVICTION STRONGER THAN MINE?! CAN YOU DEFEAT THE MIGHT OF THE BEAR!?
    *breaks Theo's illusions*

    Done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HitokiriNanaya View Post
    HIS HAND IS BURNING RED!
    IT'S AWESOME POWER IS TELLING HIM TO WIN!

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
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    Denizens of another dimension, meet Rin Tohsaka, Tsundere of Mass Destruction
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    I dont even know what Lunatique is. I assume it's terrible for the sake of argument.

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    ... Great. Now I have this image in my head of Touma running around in God Gundam, using Shining Imagine Breaker on everything.

    Thanks, guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    *breaks Theo's illusions*

    Done.

    When did you come under the delusion that there was an illusion to break?

    Everything you've done ... has been in the palm of my hand.

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    (Pfff ... use a real chess master!)

    The scenario is proceeding as planned ... Keyne-kun's self-delusions will keep him from seeing my true plan. And by the time he does, it will already be too late.


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    It was more for the "Since when were you under the delusion blablabla".

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    Next time use THE chess master, please


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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningphoenix View Post
    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigilantia View Post
    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sage of Eyes View Post
    Denizens of another dimension, meet Rin Tohsaka, Tsundere of Mass Destruction
    Quote Originally Posted by Christemo View Post
    I dont even know what Lunatique is. I assume it's terrible for the sake of argument.

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    Saber x Zelos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ergast View Post
    Next time use THE chess master, please

    Speaking of, Archer x Xanatos (x Kotomine?).

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    You all got tangled up in your delusions of illusions of confusions of transfusions. I find it amusing.


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    Cheeseburger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrass View Post
    Cheeseburger.
    Why thank you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ringlhach View Post
    Speaking of, Archer x Xanatos (x Kotomine?).
    FUND THIS.

    I fund this like the fist of an angry god.

    (Actually, I did have a crossover idea where Xanatos gets involved in a Grail War in America and purposely summons Archer. A self made hero for a self made man.)

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    How could it be purposeful?

    I mean, I could buy Xanatos figuring out how to summon a Servant, but how would he know about Archer?

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    Xanatos partaking in a Holy Grail war is kinda unfair, don't you think?

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    The one saving grace I can think of is that he might not know what he's getting into. I mean, it's not as if he hasn't overestimated himself a few times or gotten involved with things he didn't really understand.

    I could actually see him pulling another Gil, since, as I understand it, the one we know and hate love is a reflection of the Gil in the Throne of Heroes, which could lead to some wonderful Gil x Gil rage...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrass View Post
    How could it be purposeful?

    I mean, I could buy Xanatos figuring out how to summon a Servant, but how would he know about Archer?
    You know he probably has contacts in the Mage's Association. Hell, he might have hired Rin as a consultant and got her to open up about the war.

    His thoughts:
    Saber-King Arthur- Meh.
    Rider- Medusa as a stripper, meh.
    Assassin- Some fictional Samurai, mmm, slightly interesting.
    Berserker- You need more than raw power to win a fight.
    Lancer- He'd hit on my wife and Elisa. No.
    Gilgamesh- Our egos would clash, besides, I'm not a fan of royalty anyway.
    Caster- The woman killed her children, there's no way in hell I'm letting someone like that near Alex.
    Archer- No named Servant who killed Hercules six times despite being rather weak? Dressed in something not oriented to the past but modern . . .

    "Miss Tohsaka, what did you use to summon him?"

    "My family pendent . . ."

    "I'll buy it for ten million dollars."

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    Rin: "dies from multiple, repeated orgasms"


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    Eh, Xanatos could resuscitate her.

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