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    This may hurt a little Neir's Avatar
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    Wasn't he from Gargoyles? I used to love that show!

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    "used to"

    You mean you don't still love it?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    You know he probably has contacts in the Mage's Association. Hell, he might have hired Rin as a consultant and got her to open up about the war.

    His thoughts:
    Saber-King Arthur- Meh.
    Rider- Medusa as a stripper, meh.
    Assassin- Some fictional Samurai, mmm, slightly interesting.
    Berserker- You need more than raw power to win a fight.
    Lancer- He'd hit on my wife and Elisa. No.
    Gilgamesh- Our egos would clash, besides, I'm not a fan of royalty anyway.
    Caster- The woman killed her children, there's no way in hell I'm letting someone like that near Alex.
    Archer- No named Servant who killed Hercules six times despite being rather weak? Dressed in something not oriented to the past but modern . . .

    "Miss Tohsaka, what did you use to summon him?"

    "My family pendent . . ."

    "I'll buy it for ten million dollars."
    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    Rin: "dies from multiple, repeated orgasms"
    I would say something about how Rin values her magic and her Father's pendant more than 10 millions of dollars... but again, magic cost money, at least for jewel users, and Rin would, definitely, orgasm with an offer of 10 millions. Hell, I would orgasm. So I can actually see that working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningphoenix View Post
    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigilantia View Post
    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sage of Eyes View Post
    Denizens of another dimension, meet Rin Tohsaka, Tsundere of Mass Destruction
    Quote Originally Posted by Christemo View Post
    I dont even know what Lunatique is. I assume it's terrible for the sake of argument.

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    Hell, for ten million, I could hire someone to do my orgasming for me!

    That makes no sense, but who cares? I'll be rich, so people will expect me to be eccentric!
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    His thoughts:
    Rider- Medusa as a stripper, meh.
    Lol. He has no idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by eddyak View Post
    Hell, for ten million, I could hire someone to do my orgasming for me!
    Or your own personal ball washer.

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    Well, I haven't seen Gargoyles in like, 15 years. I assume that I still love it, because it was fucking awesome.

    On that note, Archer x Louis Black.

    Alternatively, Louis Black, Servant Asshole.

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    Aoko x Lina Inverse? Seriously, I would love to see these two red haired goddesses of destruction cause some mayhem together.

    Hell, for ten million, I could hire someone to do my orgasming for me!
    ... I fail to see how this would be an advantage.

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    Shirou x Miya

    Caster x Minato

    Issei x Matsu (For the Lulz)

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    Shirou x Reisen (Touhou)


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    Oddly enough, I actually like that song...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpy View Post
    Shirou x Miya
    My rage at GB for shooting this down knows no bounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meevanhelot View Post
    My rage at GB for shooting this down knows no bounds.
    We have people working on that, so hopefully we can get him to change his mind.

    And if that fails well... There are plenty of better authors who can be persuaded to take up the idea, right?
    Last edited by TheSpy; April 11th, 2011 at 03:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpy View Post
    Saber x Zelos
    Zelos...? This one?

    ....Argh, not sure if want.
    <Spinach> Yes Verg
    <Spinach> I need this
    <Spinach> Yessss

    <Satehi> don't do it malgos
    <Satehi> don't
    <Satehi> yamete

    <@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos

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    Ah, you know you want.

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    But Zelos only hits on tsunderes for some reason! It's almost a rule that he only hits on Tsunderes!
    <Spinach> Yes Verg
    <Spinach> I need this
    <Spinach> Yessss

    <Satehi> don't do it malgos
    <Satehi> don't
    <Satehi> yamete

    <@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos

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    Zelos hits on any attractive female, and besides, Saber's reaction to his flirting is likely to get him to react.

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    Hitting on =/= scoring with

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    But he only truly gets tsunderes! And everything he touches for an extended period of time turns into tsundere.

    Even Lloyd gets tsundere on him when Zelos hangs out with him too much.

    UNLIMITED TSUNDERE WORKS, KEYNE'S WORST NIGHTMARE
    <Spinach> Yes Verg
    <Spinach> I need this
    <Spinach> Yessss

    <Satehi> don't do it malgos
    <Satehi> don't
    <Satehi> yamete

    <@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos

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    No, he hits on everything.

    And as a matter of fact, the only known tsundere that he hits didn't fall for his charms, but for the naïve and idiot hero of the story.

    Spoiler:
    Quote Originally Posted by shiningphoenix View Post
    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigilantia View Post
    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sage of Eyes View Post
    Denizens of another dimension, meet Rin Tohsaka, Tsundere of Mass Destruction
    Quote Originally Posted by Christemo View Post
    I dont even know what Lunatique is. I assume it's terrible for the sake of argument.

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