Well, actually it isn't truly cano-
....did I just go back to what I hated, the oh-so-dreaded pairing wars?
MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE *stabs self*
Well, actually it isn't truly cano-
....did I just go back to what I hated, the oh-so-dreaded pairing wars?
MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE *stabs self*
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
Again, this is the crack pairing thread, it doesn't have to make sense, and it doesn't have to work.
Hey, it's great if it does and if it spawns an awesome fic, all the better! But that doesn't make it a requirement.
Besides, I ship Zelos/Collette.
In fact, Sheena falls for Lloyd either if he choose her or if he choose any other, after the scene where he protects her from Volt and gives her strength to confront her fears. She is just more enthusiatic about it if both love each other. But I know the canon is LloydxColette (fuck canon, she is just the childhood friend for ME!!!) In fact, I have the theory that Cless, from Tales of Phantasia, is the descendant of Lloyd and his wife (as I said, canon says it's Colette), as Alvein, romanized, looks simlar to Irving. Maybe with the time the surname changed?
And after watching all the scenes of ToS with Lloyd's favored character, I have to say that Sheena is the cutests one. At least in my opinion. In Dawn of a New World I have to say that the scene with Colette is beautiful, but at the time I watched that, I was already too biased for LloydxSheena xD
@TheSpy Mmmm... Zelos x Colette, huh? I actually can see it working. Colette would be a fine brake for Zelos XD
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Kiritsugu x Irisviel... oh, wait that's canon...
Saber x Irisviel... oh, wait that's also canon...
Kiritsugu x Saber x Irisviel as a romantic threesome!
Meh, not crack enough...Originally Posted by Keyne
That's crack at its highest grade, indeed.
mmm...
Aono Tsukune x Rider. After all, he is weak against bloodsukers and monsters
Spoiler:
^ I-I ... For some reason I really like that one.
*Revives, now with a 11 near his life bar*
Crack pairing thread, right.
Regal Bryant x Rider(Medusa)
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
Who dat?
You know it's awesome.
Caster x Lloyd
Assasin (Fake) x Sheena
FEAR MY (not seen in this picture)BELLY BUTTON AND ":|'' face!
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
He reminds me of Kanbei from Sengoku Basara, with his lack of hands.
I didn't said otherwise XD
Caster x Lloyd... Dunno, it can work, but just in the same way as Shirou x Caster. what it means, it can work give the right push
Kojiroh x Sheena... The ninja and the samurai, both assassins, both the quickest and most skillful players of their respective games, and Sheena isn't exactly a pretty bird, in Kojiroh's words. If he manages to help her with her fears, it could work, but that means that he has to let that "I just want to have some meaningul fights" and focus on the ninja from Izumo.
About Regal x Rider... Both are pretty stoic, more powerful than what it seems, and both have guilt issues. I don't think, by the way, and given his history, that Regal would care about Medusa being a monster so... yep, another workable pairing.
Spoiler:
I imagine Caster x Lloyd as:
Lloyd: I hate the word justice!
Caster: So do I!
Then they had mollusk for dinner, if you know what I mean.
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
Should I be mildly worried that I'm failing to come up with proper crack pairings?
I could always bust out more Neko-Arc x Hassan I-Sabbah if the situation calls for it~
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
That doesn't help me since I've failed to create crack...
*ignores warning on Spy's sig* THAT VIRGO ON A BIKINI
Neko-Arc x Raine.
Neko-Arc has age and fame and mystery.
Raine loves anything that has age and fame and mystery.
THEREFORE, RAINE LOVES NEKO-ARC
Flawless logic.
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
Shiki x Nekonome-sensei.
Kotomine x Tenmei Mikogami (also known as the Exorcist, from Rosario+Vampire)
Shirou x Akuha Shuzen
Nah, don't worry. By definition, unless done in a crossover fanfiction, any crossover pairing is crack, even if it would work. And even in a crossover fic, I would still call it crack.
And this type of crack pairings (the workable ones) are my favorite crack pairings, to be honest.
Correction. Raine loves anything ancient and with some legend attached, even if it's a dark and mostly unknown one. She stills loves NEKO-ARC, but for the motives I said
Last edited by Ergast; April 13th, 2011 at 05:40 AM.
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