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    Crack Pairings (possible NSFW/NSFS :P)

    And in a similar vein to the Lemon Thread, this is the place to post random, outlandish, and generally non-sensical couplings.

    Let's kick this off right!


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    Gilgamesh x Type-MERCURY (aka ORT-tan) -
    An old Beast's Lair classic. After all, Gil likes 'em small, flat, and powerful, while ORT is the moe-est dojikko of a cosmic horror ever. And for some reason, it just clicks.


    Diarmund x Arturia -
    They hit it off well enough in Fate/Zero, so yeah.

    Kuzuki x Len -
    "..."
    "..."
    "..."
    *sometimes words are not needed*
    Besides, Kuzuki resembles an older Tohno, and Len superficially resembles a loli-Medea.


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    Kuzuki: *to Len* Do you want it rough or gentle?"
    Len: *to Kuzuki* o.o ....... *tilt*

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    Shirou/Ayaka Sajyou. A constant weird feeling from the both that there's something familiar about the other.

    Fifth War Caster/Saber based on that scene from UBW. I consider it crack since Caster never did anything to our knowledge.

    Fifth War Rider/Taiga major emphasis on seduction and possibly some hints about Shirou.

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    Yeah, Caster never did do anything to Saber besides make her EXTREMELY sexually frustrated while wearing a pretty dress. That was kind of her objective, IIRC - to make her beg and beg for something that she'll never receive.

    ...outside of Fate and UBW Good, that is. :3

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    There is a universe, somewhere, where Saber got Casterified.

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    I don't think if she would be even allowed to enter Rin's bed when she's with Shirou. Rin's kind of possessive like that. Saber might also distance herself from them while they're at it out of politeness.
    There is a universe, somewhere, where Saber got Casterified.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    I don't think if she would be even allowed to enter Rin's bed when she's with Shirou.
    I'd say that the question is more whether she would be able to enter Shirou's bed when he was with Rin

    Rin's kind of possessive like that.
    Yeah, and she "possesses" Shirou and she possesses Saber. Why not make use of them both at the same time?

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    Unless Rin asks. Then it's HELLO THREESOME.
    Besides, in the Good End it is decided that Shirou will have to do his part in order to help Rin maintain Saber, if ya know what I mean. Why else would they have been blushing like that?

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    I'd say that the question is more whether she would be able to enter Shirou's bed when he was with Rin
    I meant Rin. I worded it wrong.
    Besides, in the Good End it is decided that Shirou will have to do his part in order to help Rin maintain Saber, if ya know what I mean. Why else would they have been blushing like that?
    Saber didn't know what they were talking about. Rin was blushing cause she didn't want to mention the word "sex", so she sugfnsjkfnsej'd it to "doing stuff".

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    Anything to get Saber away from Rin, eh?

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    No, no. I'm trying to rationalize. I just think that Saber'd just leave Shirou and Rin to their antics if she knew. She wouldn't feel in position to ask for anything. She's just a Servant after all.

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    Yeah, but I'm not sure Rin would share the same opinion on the matter.

    She probably wouldn't force Saber into it, but I could certainly imagine her asking.

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    She probably wouldn't force Saber into it, but I could certainly imagine her asking.
    What would look like: Rin asks, Saber says "I shoudn't", Rin smiles and drags her inside saying stuff about Shirou.

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    Yeah, that sounds about right....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1984 View Post
    Yeah, that sounds about right....
    And that is forcing. Rin asked, she declined, and Rin still did what she wanted.

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    Well, not quite, because if Saber really put her foot down and just outright said no, Rin would stop pretty fast. She'd encourage her to do it, but if Saber was genuinely uncomfortable and unhappy about doing so Rin wouldn't make her do it despite that.

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    Saber likes Shirou in UBW, but she knows she has no right to impose in Shirou and Rin's relationship. She'd choose not to whatever she'd be asked by Rin in that matter. It wouldn't feel right.

    And Rin would still make her do it, because that's how stubborn she can be.

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    Well, it would depend. If Rin thought Saber wanted it but was just refusing out of politeness then, yes, she might, but if Saber was genuinely uncomfortable and upset at the idea there's no way Rin would force her to go through with it. She might be stubborn, but she's not a rapist.

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    I'm inclined to think Saber would want to leave them alone.

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    Yeah, but only out of politeness. And, if Rin wanted it, I think she'd be less reluctant.

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