Crack Pairings (possible NSFW/NSFS :P)

[Bird of Hermes]

Both are the “become a hero because you want to live faster and harder than humanly possible and cement yourself in public consciousness for centuries to come” types. Their dates would be getting into barfights and taking down everyone else within 2 miles before teaming up and fighting the police.

[asterism42]

UBW abridged calls Cu Irish Hercules, but I've always thought Irish Achilles is a better comparison.

[Criarino]

Saber Arthuria/Lancer Arthuria
...
What?

[asterism42]

Jack x Tiamat

platonic ship

[forumghost]

Jack x Tiamat

platonic ship

Like, I understand what both those words mean on their own, but I don't think they make sense when used together in a sentence like that.

[asterism42]

I mean like a parent/child thing. Jack wants to return to the womb, Tiamat wants all life to return to her womb.

it's a perfect match

[The Geek]

Bryn/Scathach. Bryn tends to kill people she falls in love with, Scathach can't be killed. Perfect.

[AkaiNeko]

Bryn/Scathach. Bryn tends to kill people she falls in love with, Scathach can't be killed. Perfect.

do it

[LegalLoliLover]

Kiara X GBF's Belial. I'm sure that there is already fan art.

[Express]

You're a few days late

[The Geek]

Proto-Arthur/Jeanne Alter. Jalter wants to be an Otome Game MC. Proto-Arthur is basically the main hero of an Otome Game.

[asterism42]

I mean, obviously

[The Geek]

Who's the guy?

[asterism42]

Belial from Granblue Fantasy

personality is basically kiara with a dick

[Kotonoha]

Belial is in canon what Kiara is in fanon

[Bird of Hermes]

I’d make a ‘Horny Couple’ joke but that would be too obvious.

[LegalLoliLover]

fanon

Actions speak louder than words, world humper.

[forumghost]

I’d make a ‘Horny Couple’ joke but that would be too obvious.

What do Kiara's knees have to do with anything?

[Kotonoha]

Actions speak louder than words, world humper.

You buy books just to look at the pictures, huh

[Fan_Fic_Reader]

Shirou x Manaka