Recommended Type-Moon Fanfics Discussion II: Electric Boogaloo

[Polly]

That I once got linked to comedy dildos and amuse myself by sharing that has nothing to do with liking porn. I think. I have no idea who/what linked me there, actually, so maybe it did.

Don't try to wiggle your way out of the fact that you love dildos featuring religious iconography.

Also, kyte did have a point: you seemed extraordinarily happy about that porn.
It was kinda adorkable

[Seika]

Never trust that someone pastiching Monty Python ... never trust someone pastiching Monty Python.

[Polly]

What's wrong with Monty Python?

[Riven]

What's wrong with Monty Python?

Not enough spam.

[Polly]

+1 for "Against the Cold"

Simply put, the best sex scene involving Saber I've ever read.

Granted, Saber taking such initiative during her first sexual experience is questionable ( but not really that bothering - I, for one, was happy to see Saber being a dominant partner ), and Irisviel buying sex toys ( spoiler alert! ) during their time together in Fuyuki ( especially without Saber noticing ) downright absurd, and Iri getting dirty thoughts at Saber's statement about her Riding skill plainly ignores that it says in the book that she was laughing at Saber using words like "saddle" and "reins" and imagining Saber's reaction if she were to see the inside of the cockpit, but other than that, it was great.

The main reason why I liked it is because it was not only extremely hot, but managed to keep both Saber and Irisviel firmly in character. Saber being in character was likely the biggest plus: it managed to depict Saber having sex without robbing her of her pride and reducing her to just a pile of lust and hormones ( a thing I've seen too many times ).

The author of this fic gets my praise in that regard: they depicted Saber with respect, and maintained her pride and dignity throughout the scene. Even as Iri peels away her restraint and shyness, she always respects Saber's pride as the king and a knight, and I was very delighted to see a writer who wouldn't just strip Saber of her normal personality in the name of making her more human or something. Here, Saber was indeed very much human, and the sex was hot and natural, but it didn't come at the aforementioned expense of turning Saber from a King of Knights into whatever. Yes, she finally indulged herself in things and feelings she threw away and didn't experience during her life as King Arthur, but rather than going into polemics of whether that sort of life was wrong, the author makes the scene a sort of... compensation; a gift from Irisviel to Saber.
It's made clear that it's only for that one time, and temporary, but that makes the weight behind the scene even greater, and the feelings shared all the more important.

Iri was very much in-character, too; her interactions with Saber were believable and natural-sounding, and she was both a regal princess and a mischievous girl at the same time. The princess-knight dynamics between the two were great and a joy to read.
Even at the height of their love-making, as they indulge in pleasure and desire, they're both definitely Arturia and Irisviel, and the way Iris asks for Saber's permission before she does anything to her, and the way Saber is selflessly catering to her princess' needs and pleas is what I enjoyed the most. It was hot and sexy, certainly, but more importantly than that, it was sweet, and tender, and full of emotions. The part where Iri says Saber's real name was especially touching.

Little things like mentioning the Battle of Bassas ( one of the 12 battles listed in Historia Brittonum ) were a joy to read for me, as they showed that the writer did their homework and that they care for little things. Describing Saber as somewhat androgynous and muscular and not purely feminine and squishy was also a plus - this is the king of knights we're talking about, someone who spent her life wielding weapons, riding and other physically taxing stuff. Even if she's using Prana Burst, she's bound to be a bit muscular.

My only wish is that I could give this fic more than one recommendation point, and I'd very much like to see more sex scene written as well as this one.

[Polly]

Also, -1 for "An Empty Attachment".
Sorry, Bloble, but I just didn't like it.

[Kyte]

But that's personal opinion, not a reason to steer away others from reading it. The ratings aren't for show, they're meant to point people to what fics are worth checking out. :|

[Polly]

But that's personal opinion, not a reason to steer away others from reading it. The ratings aren't for show, they're meant to point people to what fics are worth checking out. :|

Okay. If you want me to give my reasons for downvoting it, then I'll do it.
You're the boss, after all.

Long story short, I didn't feel like I read a sex scene involving Touko and Ryougi. Of course, it might be just me, but the characters came more as porn actors wearing Touko's and Shiki's ( and even Mikiya's ) faces and names, rather than as the characters themselves.
Also, the premise sounded stupid to me ( how the hell did Touko make a perfect copy of Mikiya's penis? ).

I also dislike futanari-sex, but that's much more subjective than how I saw the characters.

[Kyte]

Yeah that's pretty much it. Thanks.

[Polly]

No problem. As Koto would say: "It's all in a day's work for ero of justice".

[NewAgeOfPower]

Don't try to wiggle your way out of the fact that you love dildos featuring religious iconography.

Also, kyte did have a point: you seemed extraordinarily happy about that porn.
It was kinda adorkable

She's onto you, Seika!

[Bloble]

Also, -1 for "An Empty Attachment".
Sorry, Bloble, but I just didn't like it.

Oh thank god.

I was beginning to think this place only had perverts who were into badly written futa.

[Kyte]

I like futa.

And compared to some fics I've seen, yours is positively Shakespearean. So yeah.

[Bloble]

I like futa.

And compared to some fics I've seen, yours is positively Shakespearean. So yeah.

Mikiya: Do you point your dick at me, sir?

Touko: I do point my dick, sir.

Mikiya: Do you point your dick at me, sir?

Touko (to Ryougi): Is the law of our side if I say ay?

Ryougi: No.

Touko: No, sir, I do not point my dick at you sir; but I point my dick, sir.

Ryougi: Do you bottom, sir?

Mikiya: Bottom, sir? No, sir.

Touko: If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.

Mikiya: No better.

Touko: Well, sir.

Ryougi: (to Touko) Say 'better'; here comes one of your magic dicks.

Touko: Yes, better, sir.

Mikiya: You lie.

Touko: Draw, if you be a man! Ryougi, remember thy lube.

(They fuck)

[Kyte]

Pfffffhahahahaha.

[Arch-Magos Winter]

Bloble, I love you (no homo)

[Five_X]

Bloble, top writer every year.

(now write more porn)

[Polly]

Oh thank god.

I was beginning to think this place only had perverts who were into badly written futa.

Wow. I never thought someone would be glad that I've downvoted their fic.

[Xemnonsis]

^There is no shame in being glad that people downvote a fic that is badly written especially if even the writer thinks so. Although Bloble's writing is miles better than other pieces of work I have read.

[Raven2785]

Bloble, you wonderful human being, that was hilarious!