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    Thing was, last time something similiar was done, it was a stupid joke for the hell of it. Now it's a stupid joke, but the context is there, given the thread content.

    The original joke, iirc was pretty much an Old Yeller joke.



    "Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."


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    since Sakura most likely doesn't have problems with her anal glands
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    *end of the prom for the class of 20xx....*

    Partgoer: Christ, how much did I drink?
    PG2: Told you we shouldn't have snuck those wine coolers in the punch!
    PG1: Let's just get home.
    *hops into limo*
    PG2: Dude you gonna be okay?
    PG1: *hurls*
    PG2: I take that as a no...
    Ridimo(rider-limo): Not on the leather!
    PG2: You hear something?
    PG1: Nooo...pe..... *continues puking*
    *driver turns around, revealing Gil*
    Gil: Where to sir?
    Ridimo: I love prom night....



    "Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Altima of the Gates View Post
    Thing was, last time something similiar was done, it was a stupid joke for the hell of it. Now it's a stupid joke, but the context is there, given the thread content.

    The original joke, iirc was pretty much an Old Yeller joke.
    You must be thinking of another one. I'm thinking of one where the joke was "deworming" (I think maybe it was in the Robot Nasu thread, but it wasn't by Esgalia? It was aaaaaaages ago).

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    Rider is a limo...?

    Altima, how much punch did you drink?

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    Altima, how much punch did you drink?
    Joke from the fanfic ideas thread.



    "Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."


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    Kiritsugu: Guns don't killed people, the Government does.


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    Kiritsugu: BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBA NGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG BANGBANGBANG!!!!!

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    I just imagined Kiritsugu as Bang Shishigami.

    I need to change my underwear.

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    Ciel: Tohno-kun lets go on a date!

    Shiki: Sorry I only date vampires.

    There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.

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    Arcueid: Mongrels, you are all just women and children, prepare to be destroyed by my Gate of Crimson Moon!

    Satsuki: NOOOOOO, I'm too important to die!

    Shiki: But aren't you a girl too...

    Arcueid: No, I'm actually...
    (Rips off mask)
    Shinji: What now mongrels, I've been learning from the best!

    Gilgamesh: I'm so proud of you son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloble View Post
    Arcueid: Mongrels, you are all just women and children, prepare to be destroyed by my Gate of Crimson Moon!

    Satsuki: NOOOOOO, I'm too important to die!

    Shiki: But aren't you a girl too...

    Arcueid: No, I'm actually...
    (Rips off mask)
    Shinji: What now mongrels, I've been learning from the best!

    Gilgamesh: I'm so proud of you son.
    Okay.

    That one got me.

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    Okay.

    That one got me.
    In what way? Too cheesy, or just plain stupid?

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    I couldn't predict it. Also, funny.

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    Touko: Ryougi Shiki has the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and her third personality is the will of Akasha. But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

    Ryougi: Because they can quell the hungry of a god?

    Touko: No because of the Cinnamon swirls of every bit. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is part of a balanced breakfast.

    There's nothing wrong with killing someone, even if you like them.

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    Touko: Ryougi Shiki has the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and her third personality is the will of Akasha. But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

    Ryougi: Because they can quell the hungry of a god?

    Touko: No because of the Cinnamon swirls of every bit. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is part of a balanced breakfast.
    Oh, I'm waiting for the day when someone goes:

    Touko: Ryougi Shiki has the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and her third personality is the will of Akasha. But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

    Ryougi: I don't give a fuck.


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    Ryougi: I don't give a fuck.
    Somehow, it's oft forgotten that this is her default reaction to pretty much everything.

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    Yes, but she doesn't give a fuck about telling you she doesn't give a fuck. She just ignore you, so she would never say it, even if she is thinking it.

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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeopardBear View Post
    Somehow, it's oft forgotten that this is her default reaction to pretty much everything.
    Well, there's a reason Touko calls her something along the lines of "stone head fool", someone who never uses her brain.

    But really, it probably has more to do with her "Void" origin, seeking death and nothingness. ("Doesn't give a crap about anything")

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    Except Mikiya, apparently.
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    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Mikiya: All the bitches want me.

    Touko: I don't.

    Mikiya: Like I said, all the bitches.

    Ryougi: Did you just call me a bitch?

    Mikiya: Yeah, what of it?

    Ryougi: That's... so hot. I think I'm getting turned on.

    Mikiya: AWWWWW YEAAAHHHH.

    Touko:... I'm going to go make out with my sister now.

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