Step one: install any unix-like os (or just install sed for Windows. That probably works, too.)
Step two: copy-paste whole Hill Of Swords to an appropriately named text file
Step three: copy-paste the code into shell and launch it
Step four: read.
Edit: sniped
Last edited by Rgal; June 26th, 2014 at 12:11 AM.
Don't forget the classic Harry Potter:
- "Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn’t a question. "You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches."
- Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
- "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!"
Too bad you can't copy-paste stuff from FFN anymore.
Linger: Complete. August, 1995. I met him. A branch off Part 3. Mikiya keeps his promise to meet Azaka, and meets again with that mysterious girl he once found in the rain.
Shinkai: Set in the Edo period. DHO-centric. As mysterious figures gather in the city, a young woman unearths the dark secrets of the Asakami family.
The Dollkeeper: A Fate side-story. The memoirs of the last tuner of the Einzberns. A record of the end of a family.
Overcount 2030: Extra x Notes. A girl with no memories is found by a nameless soldier, and wakes up to a world of war.
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ahahahahahahaha.
There's ways around that.
Yep.
Enlighten us.
Linger: Complete. August, 1995. I met him. A branch off Part 3. Mikiya keeps his promise to meet Azaka, and meets again with that mysterious girl he once found in the rain.
Shinkai: Set in the Edo period. DHO-centric. As mysterious figures gather in the city, a young woman unearths the dark secrets of the Asakami family.
The Dollkeeper: A Fate side-story. The memoirs of the last tuner of the Einzberns. A record of the end of a family.
Overcount 2030: Extra x Notes. A girl with no memories is found by a nameless soldier, and wakes up to a world of war.
Oh. Derp.
Linger: Complete. August, 1995. I met him. A branch off Part 3. Mikiya keeps his promise to meet Azaka, and meets again with that mysterious girl he once found in the rain.
Shinkai: Set in the Edo period. DHO-centric. As mysterious figures gather in the city, a young woman unearths the dark secrets of the Asakami family.
The Dollkeeper: A Fate side-story. The memoirs of the last tuner of the Einzberns. A record of the end of a family.
Overcount 2030: Extra x Notes. A girl with no memories is found by a nameless soldier, and wakes up to a world of war.
You could also use Tampermonkey and install the "Fanfiction.net, make text selectable again" script.
Spoiler:
Damnit Ergast let them fucking use google for once in their life.
Although neither have been updated in forever:
+1 to Vestigal Mercies by Zalgo - it takes a little bit of time to figure out everything that's changed with the alternate timeline going on, but that doesn't get in the way of the fact that every scene I see is gold, especially the dialogue. I haven't actually read most of Apocrypha, but Jeanne doesn't seem OOC to me, Kirei has an amazing dynamic with everyone he meets and his emotional tug-of-war with himself makes this fic just amazing to read.
+1 to A New Age by Bloble - This had some crazy world building that I really liked, managed to fit a lot heroic spirits / age of gods concepts in ways that really worked. While I totally understand why it went on hiatus, that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy every bit of what I read. Totally looking forward to whenever Shirou and friends return to take Japan back from Nobunaga.
+1 to Lancer Gets Serious by Bloble
+1 to Jokin' Zouken by Imperial
+1 to Homunculove by Mereo Flere
Said userscript for greasemonkey.
Fucking ergast ruining everything.
Get out to the street and let's see if you dare to say that to my face again!
*Gets out of the building. Through the window*
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