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    Designated Reptile Draconic's Avatar
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    Along comes a spider…

    Along comes a spider…
    Likes attention, shiny objects, and... a ball of yarn?
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    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
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    Admittedly, she'd probably be the hottest loan shark you'll ever meet. She'd probably make you smile as she sucked you dry.


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    Not with that attitude.

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    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
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    Pretty terrible movie, honestly; an actor like Morgan Freeman didn't deserve such a bad script.
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    Spiders are pretty much the knights of your house

    Show some respect

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4score7years View Post
    Spiders are pretty much the knights of your house

    Show some respect
    Allow me to present my Old Shoe with the passive ability: Arthropod Slayer (+50% to Damage & Accuracy).
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    If an adult themed work can have graphic slaughter and the like, it can have sex. Just do it competently if you want to go explicit.
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    How dare you she's a married woman
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    No but why ask him to pull out right before the end tbh
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    God is dead and I'm gonna kiss all his cute girl saints
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    Overall spiders are alright and suppress the other crawlies in the house. But if I find one of those motherfuckers in my room, they're obviously too stupid to live.
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    Perhaps this is a sign of good luck.

    They have a bad rep but most are friendly; or perhaps they leave me alone because I'm a witch....

    #OwO#

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    The only ones I don't like are those huge garden spiders that build webs right outside the door and then you go out and you can't get past them without walking through them, and there's that smug-looking little bastard wriggling its legs at you. Little bastards.

    I quite like wandering spiders non-web-builders, though, and I don't mind the spindly little house ones.
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    I don't care. Besides, they ain't no problem at all. It's the squatting mice and ants who are the problems: They eat our food.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Draconic View Post
    Along comes a spider…
    i would eat curds and whey with it
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    Dumas flashed a fearless grin at Flat and Jack as he rattled off odd turns of phrase.
    "And most importantly, it's me who'll be doing the cooking."
    Though abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
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    Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raylen Cypher View Post
    Allow me to present my Old Shoe with the passive ability: Arthropod Slayer (+50% to Damage & Accuracy).
    Spiders are arachnids, tho

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    And arachnids are arthropods.


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    An arthropod (from Greek ἄρθρον arthron, "joint" and πούς pous, "foot") is an invertebrate animal having an exoskeleton (external skeleton), a segmented body, and paired jointed appendages. Arthropods form the phylum Euarthropoda, which includes insects, arachnids, myriapods, and crustaceans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattias View Post
    Overall spiders are alright and suppress the other crawlies in the house. But if I find one of those motherfuckers in my room, they're obviously too stupid to live.
    Pretty much. But if I see them get too big, I kill em.

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    Senseless cruelty to spiders...


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    You enter my domain, then you get a shoe in your face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prix of Heroes
    A world where tragedy is the only measure by which a narrative holds value is not one I am going to live in even where the circumstances in a particular work are tragic.
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    If an adult themed work can have graphic slaughter and the like, it can have sex. Just do it competently if you want to go explicit.
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    How dare you she's a married woman
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    No but why ask him to pull out right before the end tbh
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    God is dead and I'm gonna kiss all his cute girl saints
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    I don't even use a shoe, I use bleach spray lol.

    Drowning them always proves best.

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    Squash the invaders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prix of Heroes
    A world where tragedy is the only measure by which a narrative holds value is not one I am going to live in even where the circumstances in a particular work are tragic.
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    How dare you she's a married woman
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    No but why ask him to pull out right before the end tbh
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    I catch the non-venomous spiders and put them on the porch. Sometimes I just leave them be and let them stay in my room too. They're so cute, how can you have a problem with them?

    God, I want an orb weaver



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    Quote Originally Posted by Raylen Cypher View Post
    Squash the invaders.
    But that means getting close...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    I catch the non-venomous spiders and put them on the porch. Sometimes I just leave them be and let them stay in my room too. They're so cute, how can you have a problem with them?

    God, I want an orb weaver
    Never in my life will I catch a spider.

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