Well, since I really loved all of Esgalia and our antics that resulted from his insanity, I've been digging through the dregs of the Internet (With the assistance of Google and it's caching of webpages) and I'm going to share them again.
Original Poster: Esgalia
Happy Paradox Spiral Day everyone!
While we're waiting for the movie, here's a Public Service Announcement from your friends at Robot Nasu that was suppose to air for the fourth movie. Enjoy!
Robot Nasu: P.S.A. #1
Somewhere in Ohio. Esgalia sits at his desk, with
Phantasmoon standing right behind
him. Phantasmoon is her usual energetic self,
whereas Esgalia seems to be focusing all his
attention directly ahead of him.
ESGALIA
Hello. I’m Esgalia, creator of the popular hit web
series-
PHANTASMOON
Ahem!
ESGALIA
I mean... THE web series, Robot Nasu.
PHANTASMOON
And I’m Phantasmoon! Defender of the Holy Piracy
Hunters League.
ESGALIA
Uh, no you’re not.
PHANTASMOON
Uh, yes I am!
ESGALIA
Doesn’t exist.
PHANTASMOON
It most certainly does!
Sighing, Esgalia flips open his laptop.
ESGALIA
You go to Google, type it in, no results, up yours.
PHANTASMOON
Are you doubting ME?
Phantasmoon pulls out her knife, Esgalia winces
and his hands immediately cover his stitch filled
neck.
ESGALIA
DON’T HURT ME!
Phantasmoon thrusts another paper in Esgalia’s
face.
PHANTASMOON
You know the deal, Torrenter. Now say it.
ESGALIA
Y-y-yes. We’re not here to crack jokes and poke fun at
an awesome fandom today. We’re here to talk about the
effects and harms of person to person-
PHANTASMOON
Illegal downloading.
ESGALIA
-file sharing. What? Same thing.
PHANTASMOON
Just stick to the script.
ESGALIA
And wow! Oh my- how could I have overlooked the irony
that the fifth Kara no Kyoukai movie is about to be
released? In Japan, I mean. That was in no way
implied about the internet.
PHANTASMOON
For most of you who frequent the Lair, this is a most
celebrated event among the Nasuverse. The successful
animation of Nasu’s original work is a promising sign
of the future and will be observed by most everyone.
ESGALIA
And there may be some of you who won’t, or like only
Tsukihime or Fate. And then there may be some of you
who just lurk around and planet viruses on our board.
PHANTASMOON
And that was in no way directed at wowposter.
Esgalia and Phantasmoon briefly glare at the
screen.
ESGALIA
Anyway, what we’re trying to say is, even though the
Kara no Kyoukai movies are awesome, and that this one
is suppose to be greater than sex itself, it still
doesn’t change the fact that...
PHANTASMOON
Say it.
ESGALIA
Well... it still is... rather-
PHANTASMOON
SAY IT!
ESGALIA
I-i-illegal... to download it.
Phantasmoon starts to pat Esgalia’s back.
PHANTASMOON
There there. It wasn’t that hard. Feel better?
ESGALIA
No.
PHANTASMOON
Too bad. Back on topic, some say that, since it’s not
licensed overseas, it’s okay to download these movies
because there would be no one to sue or enforce the
law.
ESGALIA
Yes. You’re right. But let me add that most subbers
cease subbing and distribution on shows once they’re
licensed in the country they sub for.
PHANTASMOON
Bah! Cheap, feel good ethics are no match for the cold
iron will of the law.
Esgalia shrugs.
ESGALIA
At least it clears the conscious.
PHANTASMOON
Schneizel Effort, eh?
ESGALIA
You go with the best.
Phantasmoon glares as if she has transformed into
Red Arcueid, then resumes.
PHANTASMOON
Increasing temptation to decapitate my smartass
quasi-creator aside, it’s still stealing. It would be
like working hard in a burger joint and people just
walking in and taking the burgers for free.
ESGALIA
Yes, because it’s obvious that people who download the
subs never go and buy the official release once it’s
out. Think of it as a digital IOU.
PHANTASMOON
How can you say that!? Lots of people put a lot of
effort into making these movies and depend upon sales
to support their lives. They depend on revenue to make
a living!
ESGALIA
You and I may disagree on distribution, but that is one
area we both agree in. Investing monetarily in the
shows and movies you like is an unspoken obligatory
act.
PHANTASMOON
Yes, because if you buy the DVD yourself, it sends a
signal to the companies that the show is popular and to
continue it, which will result in such similar quality
programming in the future. And you scumbags who feed
off of anime on YouTube, the view number doesn’t count.
ESGALIA
Yeah, I must admit that is kind of cheap. Get the
better quality and freer access of the DVD’s.
PHANTASMOON
So remember, it’s better to have patience and wait-
ESGALIA
Two years.
PHANTASMOON
-for the official release to come out.
ESGALIA
Though it’ll be a waste if Julie Ann Taylor ends up
voicing Shiki.
PHANTASMOON
And you’ll feel great at knowing that you bought it and
supported the industry and people that provides it for
you.
ESGALIA
Unless it’s done by 4Kids, in which you’d be perfectly
justified in downloading the subs yourself.
Phantasmoon raises her knife.
ESGALIA (CONT’D)
Oh, come on! Haven’t you seen their One Piece
dub? Why don’t you fight unnecessary bullshit
censoring that’s a bigger threat to the anime
industry? Well, at least in America.
PHANTASMOON
Fine. Everyone, from this day forward, all anime
dubbed by 4Kids will be the sole exception for
downloading. Anything else will get a visit from me!
ESGALIA
So from all of us at Robot Nasu, support the anime
industry, and Happy Paradox Spiral Day!
PHANTASMOON
~Bye!
Phantasmoon leaps out of Esgalia’s window. After
waiting to make sure she’s gone, Esgalia flips
open his laptop, opens the BitLord program, and
grins.
ESGALIA
Yes! Thirty minutes to go for KnK 5!
End show. Cue chorus of Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa to the
ending theme.