If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster;
And treat those two impostors just the same,
-Ruyard Kipling, "If"
-)|(-My works [Updated June 21st, 2013]
"From a dusky world with an ever-setting sun, a limitless rain of Ryougi Shiki streaked down from gargantuan gears set in the sky." Fate: Over 9000, my best Crack yet.
This one has been hibernating for ten months, but I really enjoyed it anyway.
Title: the CONQUEST of Tokyo
Author: Rodyle
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Fate/Sekirei
Summary: Alexander the Great and Waver Velvet stumble into the Sekirei plan, and decide to have fun.
I'll throw a +1 on The Three T's of Victory. Goofy enough to hook me and does enough interesting things with things like Caster and Assassin to keep me interested
I'll reiterate my strikethrough on Dual Wielding's blue review in case Kyte didn't see it the first time I mentioned it.
+1 One Week, by Dullahan.
A KnK crack fic, focusing on Lio, Fujinon, and that other ghost girl. In an AU world where Araya is a supervillian or something, his lackeys are given on week off for vacation because of supervillian organization regulation reasons. And so commences their story of trying and failing to enjoy their beach episodes, featuring Lio and his MIaLy monologues, Fujinon lusting over Azaka's thighs, and that other girl doing other things. Also contains Arihiko.
It's written by Dullahan. And it's funny. What more could you ask for?
Also, it'd probably go under short stories, seeing as how it'll probably be seven parts long.
Linger: Complete. August, 1995. I met him. A branch off Part 3. Mikiya keeps his promise to meet Azaka, and meets again with that mysterious girl he once found in the rain.
Shinkai: Set in the Edo period. DHO-centric. As mysterious figures gather in the city, a young woman unearths the dark secrets of the Asakami family.
The Dollkeeper: A Fate side-story. The memoirs of the last tuner of the Einzberns. A record of the end of a family.
Overcount 2030: Extra x Notes. A girl with no memories is found by a nameless soldier, and wakes up to a world of war.
It is Fujino's fault that we remember her body, though.
"My eyes are up here." SKLLLURRCH "...Um, whoops."
Localizationing stuff
My attempts at being a (fanfic) writer:
Eclipse - a Saber Alter oneshot
Requiem for a Race - Altrouge and Ortenrosse hunt the TAs ( 1/3 chapters, discontinued )
Memories of a King - a 'Saber Origins' story ( 8/? chapters, discontiuned )
A Small Warmth - a post UBW-Good oneshot, Saber/Rin
Devil's Thrill - Narbareck hunts down a DAA Blackmore ( 10/10 chapters, finished )
Boundary of Loneliness - Ryougi Shiki/Alphard Al-Shua oneshot. Lemon-flavoured
It's too bad the Demon Hunter's Association went to rot.
Think of how much fun could be had watching the Shikis go to town on some halfbloods with psychic and ghostly support.
+1 to One Week.
It's Dullahan's take on Cute Girls Doing Cute Things,(Lio counts, shut up)but set to the backdrop of Kara no Kyoukai and is 500% more self-aware amusingly out of character in the same vein that Take-Moon and Carnival Phantasm is. Hilarious stuff.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
+1 to One Week
As with all of Dullahan's work (that we've seen), it's damn good. His portrayal of Lio is, as always, incredibly amusing to see.
Seriously, go read it. It's good
[12:37] <I3uster> if playing overwatch would save my mother from the deathbed
[12:37] <I3uster> id probably flip a coin
[12:38] <I3uster> to see if i play or not
[18:23] <frantic> spinach is like a caffeine zombie
[18:23] <frantic> in AX he would like
[18:23] <frantic> drink 8 shots of espresso
[18:23] <frantic> then he'd turn to me an hour later
[18:23] <frantic> 'frantic', he'd say, his eyes wild and his lips smug
[18:23] <frantic> 'i need coffee'