I'm going to give you a critical piece of advice, so listen carefully.
We are too cheap to pay you to write fanfiction.
That isn't porn.
And maybe not even then.
I'm going to give you a critical piece of advice, so listen carefully.
We are too cheap to pay you to write fanfiction.
That isn't porn.
And maybe not even then.
Originally Posted by asterism42
Translation:
If I cared enough I would write them.
I would pay someone to finish HA before I paid them to write FF, unless...do you know how to write about monkeys, sea slugs and ORT as a little girl?
I can vouch for this, as well as many other people that witnessed the greatness of that Lancer/Joan lemon that got exposed to the wilds a while back.
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Yeah. Didn't seriously expect anyone to take the opportunity. The main suggestion was write it yourself. Partially because I'd be interested in reading it even if I don't find much interest in writing it.
Last edited by Thrythlind; May 24th, 2013 at 12:39 AM.
Oh god that was hot. So so so so so so so hot.
2k a day is for casuals. Real men lock themselves in their bedrooms/offices/basements, shut off the internet and write at least 6k. That's part of what Stephen King does, for one. 2k per day is barely enough for NaNoWriMo, let alone longer writing.
<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
Ah meant to respond to this. At the time, there was a glut of really bad X Ranma character has sex due to a love potion, but it's okay because the love potion made it okay. As well as a glut of Ranma gets raped fics that treated it as just another wacky adventure he had.
Lord Archive, I believe, deconstructed the love potion with Akane and I took his basic set up (Shampoo makes a mistake with a love potion) for Ranma because I was tired of seeing the subject treated in a such a slipshod manner. Which unfortunately left that as the fic I was most associated with for several years.
And, Five, yeah I know I've hit 12k+ word counts before. And prefer to hit 6k in a day. Absconding from the Internet and finding an out of house corner lets me hit that easily enough. But the 2k was given to me by Jim Butcher's wife, who's apparently a popular author herself. I was surprised at the low number, honestly.
I think I missed that one. Link?
David Weber says that he writes about 10k/day on good days, pre-editing.
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster;
And treat those two impostors just the same,
-Ruyard Kipling, "If"
-)|(-My works [Updated June 21st, 2013]
"From a dusky world with an ever-setting sun, a limitless rain of Ryougi Shiki streaked down from gargantuan gears set in the sky." Fate: Over 9000, my best Crack yet.
Sadly enough, it has been lost to us thanks to admins powers of erasing threads ;_;
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Oh snap, I remember that one. It was hella hot.
Title: Breakfast at Kotomine's
Author: Five_X and LeopardBear
Genre: Smut. Lemon. PWP.
Summary: Jeanne of Arc shows Lancer how much of a "Holy Virgin" she isn't by seducing him, insulting him, and inciting the Hound of Ulster to rut with her like a bitch in heat. There's even creative uses of cooking oil in this story as well.
Pairing(s): Jeanne x Lancer
Link: http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread...t+Kotomine%27s
Warnings: This lemon is really graphic kids. No punches are pulled, no cunts left unsullied, and everyone leaves satisfied. It's wet, messy, and to the point, like good fucking should be.
https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Jennifer...language=en_US
Forest is a vampire who's a bit too good for her own good and doesn't know when to leave things alone. Armed with a ridiculously large hand gun, martial arts skills, a bitching pony car, and a love for pop culture she fights the forces of evil. Urban Fantasy 80's Style.
Can I +1 this multiple times?
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Adding my +1 just to piss Leo off.
I'll +1 this like the fist of an angry YHVH
leo
he mad
:3
<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
im not even postin bra
