Create-a-Servant

[Spinach]

You are more dedicated than I.

[aldeayeah]

You mean you're not an OCD Asperger neckbeard? Turn in your badge!

[Spinach]

I lack the assburgers. ;_;

Here, take my badge.

[Five_X]

I lack the assburgers. ;_;

Here, take my badge.

Ew, it's covered in sweat!

[Lycodrake]

I'd be offended, but: lolinternetidiocynstupidity

[Mcjon01]

I knew it! :O
I've been specifically holding back on making probably-offensive autism cracks when you're around since I was pretty sure you're somewhere on the spectrum for real.

Now I just gotta get a confirmation on lantz.

inb4 Lyco comes back and tells me he was offended by the OCD crack and that making assumptions about people is hurtful, making me look foolish.

[Lycodrake]

I knew it! :O
I've been specifically holding back on making probably-offensive autism cracks when you're around since I was pretty sure you're somewhere on the spectrum for real.

Yeah, I was diagnosed with it the summer before going into 6th grade.
I just don't like advertising "oh hey, I have Asperger's and have no clue how to empathy or social; what is this, sociopathy!?"

[aldeayeah]

sorry lyco, meant no harm. won't do that again

[Lycodrake]

sorry lyco, meant no harm. won't do that again

Thank you, it's appreciated.

On a different topic: Berserker Roland face-claim, Spin?

[drmchsr0]

He butt kicks for goodness, attaches his bootheel to justice and will shake a city down literally! He owns a tiny hamster and a crazy talking sword! And he's a few swords short of an armory! He's...

MINSC!

Name:
Minsc


Class:
Berserker


Stats (Without Mad Enhancement)

Strength: C
Endurance: C
Agility: D
Magic: E++
Luck: D


Skills

Mad Enhancement EX

Animal Dialogue A (Minsc loves animals. And children. He is also a bit crazy.)
Battle Continuation E
Guardian Knight B


Details

Minsc is a proud Rashemani Beserker. On becoming a proud Rashemani Berserker, he went on a journey of warriorhood, known as a daejemma, to escort a Rashemani Witch to perform her rites of passage and back to Rasheman.

However, he got into a scuffle while protecting his Witch and hit his head one too many times. Or perhaps he used his head to headbutt his enemies one too many times. All that is known is that shortly after, he either bought a small hamster or found one. Said hamster would be his trusted companion.

He would eventually join up with the party that would eventually defeat Sarevok. And then his witch got killed shortly after.

Minsc is extremely kind-hearted and very determined. He has a very, very simplistic view of the world and is prone to flying into fits of rage. He's also a bit thick in the head due to his cranial trauma. He looks upon heroes very, very favorably.

In other words, he's an addlepated, kind-hearted, determined dumbass who looks up to heroes and wants to be one.

Noble Phantasms

Boo - Miniature Giant Space Hamster
Miniature Giant Space Hamster Noble Phantasm
Rank: EX

Minsc claims that Boo is a "miniature giant space hamster", and "the only one in the world". One must forgive Minsc, for he's taken several whacks to the head.

Boo, for all intents and purposes, SEEMS like a normal hamster. Assuming Minsc's bumps to the head hasn't robbed him of even basic common sense, and that Minsc is actually telling the truth, Boo may be more than he looks.

For one thing, Minsc insists that Boo is a lot smarter than the average hamster. He is seen conversing with it all the time. As Boo's advice is usually well thought-out and even horrifically sensible, should onle listen to Minsc seriously, this lays credence to his claim.
(Mechnaically: Minsc did take a few blows to the noggin,so the Throne of Heroes could not fully imprint on him the basics required for a Servant to survive in a given era. For example, he doesn't instantly know how computers work. As such, Boo's been given the task of basically helping Minsc to live. Though Boo does not always get everything; he is a tiny little hamster, and there is only so much information the Throne can imprint.)

Another thing is that every time one looks at Boo, he is either somewhere in Minsc's pockets, or when he is shown to the world, he does not take the same form twice. It matters not to Minsc, for he sees Boo as is trusted companion. (Mechanically: Boo can assume the form of any hamster ever.)

Mysteriously, though, is that if you take Minsc's words as truth, he really is a miniature giant space hamster. If so, one must wonder if Boo has the ability to become one of his fearsome brethren.
(Mechnically, Yes he can. Would you like to face a Carnivorous Flying Giant Space Hamster, or a Fire-Breathing Phase-Shifting Doppleganger Giant Space Hamster? Or perhaps you'd just like to see a Miniature Gaint Space hamster rip your eyeballs out?)

Lilacor - SHUT THAT FUCKING SWORD UP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBM-UNjEP-Q)
Anti-Personnel Talking Noble Phantasm
Rank: C

Lilacor's a strange sword.

It appears to be a master-crafted two-handed sword. It does its job well enough. It cleaves through foes, like a good sword does.

And then it opens it mouth. And it never stops. All it says is pretty much how much it wants to murder all living beings and such. Like some sort of ax-crazy little kid.

For some reason, it also confers immunity to mental effects, but then again, that's assuming Minsc is actually smart enough to know what a mental effect is.
(Mechanically: Grants Minsc Bravery B, but he's just that dumb enough to wade INTO battle.)

It is also telling that Minsc only wields this blade when he's fighting. Even for a bucket of bolts with a few screws loose, Minsc is genuinely terrified of the thing. He does like how it's always ready for battle though.



I am totally not spoiling anything at all.

EDIT: Fixed due to new fluff/lore regarding Minsc. I think it looks more fitting.

[Seika]

This should be in the Fanfics C-a-S thread.

Strength: A++
Endurance: B
Agility: D
Magic: E++
Luck: D

He'd better be wearing end-of-ToB stat boosting gear to get those sorts of parameters in Strength and Endurance. By AD&D rules, his strength is only about four times greater than an average human, not fifty times.

Mad Enhancement EX (at-will)

And also not at will? There're enough ways to trigger it without meaning to.

Battle Continuation B
Guardian Knight E

I would probably reverse these ranks. His position as a guardian is pretty important to his character, and the time he failed wasn't exactly his fault. Whereas his bonus HP is fairly unimpressive, and doesn't last particularly long anyway.

On his way to meet his Witch, however, he got into a scuffle and hit his head one too many times. Or perhaps he used his head to headbutt his enemies one too many times. All that is known is that shortly after, he either bought a small hamster or found one. Said hamster would be his trusted companion.

He would eventually join up with the Rashemani Witch Dynaheir and the party that would eventually defeat Sarevok. Although tragically, his Witch would not see that glorious day.

He met Dynaheir before getting Boo, and she did at least live to see Sarevok killed.

(Mechnaically: Minsc is a complete idiot, to the point that the Throne of Heroes could not even imprint on him the basics required for a Servant to survive in a given era, save for reading and writing. As such, Boo's been given the task of basically helping Minsc to live. Though Boo does not always get everything; he is a tiny little hamster, and there is only so much information the Throne can imprint.)

Bleh. Minsc isn't smart, and is also over-confident and ridiculously straight-forward, but I dislike it extremely when people exaggerate him into being this dumb. What's more, he's a survivalist, a Ranger: I'd think he'd be able enough to cope and live on in most places you put him, so long as he could get out to the countryside. Oddly enough, though, I'm not actually sure Minsc can read or write.

Another thing is that every time one looks at Boo, he is either somewhere in Minsc's pockets, or when he is shown to the world, he does not take the same form twice. It matters not to Minsc, for he sees Boo as is trusted companion. (Mechanically: Boo can assume the form of any hamster ever.)

Mysteriously, though, is that if you take Minsc's words as truth, he really is a miniature giant space hamster. If so, one must wonder if Boo has the ability to become one of his fearsome brethren.

Why? You can't get enough humour out of Boo alone? (And I know I wrote that 'fic, but there isn't actually any crossover between the breeds of Space Hamsters).

It is also telling that Minsc only wields this blade when he's fighting. Even for a bucket of bolts with a few screws loose, Minsc is genuinely terrified of the thing.

He actually seems to like it. He's impressed by a sword which tells him it's ready for combat.

[drmchsr0]

Derp.

1. I do not have the wit to pull that off. I am the lowest form of comedian, a list-based comedy writer.
2. I need to actually sit down and play BG. Especially sine the Enhanced Edition is out. So yeah, thanks.
3. Corrections are done where possible. I wish I could pull more funny for Boo, but allas, see 1.
4. Personally, I think Minsc would grow terrified of a sword that wants to murder all the time. But that's just a personal thing. Also pinions:.

Please don't break me ;-; (Or if you do, please be gentle ;-

[Break]

yo guys got me interested, whats the title of misc's source material?

[Seika]

4. Personally, I think Minsc would grow terrified of a sword that wants to murder all the time. But that's just a personal thing. Also pinions:.

GameSpy: What is your favorite sword? Bow or crossbow?

Minsc: Now this topic I know well, though I care less for the weapon than the target. A fine sword will serve for years, but if evil will not wait for the forging, then a chair leg will do in a pinch. Yes, I have held many blades, though I am not fond of those found near Beregost. They seemed to break faster than the heads I hit with them. I have heard of something called "Crom Faeyr," but now I hold "Lilarcor," and it is well suited to my battle fury. All swords are meant for combat, but I never had one actually tell me so! I tell you, I thought I was hearing things, but Boo assured me I was not.

It is a good weapon, but my favorite... and you will be disappointed... my favorite was not magical at all. A simple two-handed blade, now at the bottom of Lake Ashane with the man that gave it, and again I will speak no more.

So speaks Minsc.

[SeiKeo]

Break: Baldur's Gate.

[Break]

ah okay, i assumed he was from a novel.
i do remember having played Baldurs Gate 2 with a friend around 4 years ago

[Mcjon01]

This should be in the Fanfics C-a-S thread.

Why do you hate me?
Everybody is trying to punish me for not making a mythological Servant, right? You're all going to keep pushing and pushing until some mod comes through and shunts all the modern fictional Servants over to the other thread and then I'll have to go delete the only profile I ever made because I can't stand the thought of having posts in the fanfiction forum.

[Seika]

I don't want everything that went before moved. Just now that we have the division, I'd like it to actually work.

[Mcjon01]

Oh, OK, I don't care then. Fuck that other guy.

[Blackdeath6031]

I'm not happy with this abomination. If this was submitted into a roleplay, I'd not be surprised if it was struck with an immediate ban-hammer, and it just feels like fanwanking. But oh well, I feel like I can't move on with my life unless I post it. ;___;

Saber (CAMPIONE!)

Name: Kusanagi Godou
Alignment: Lawful Good
Stats:
STR: E
AGI: E
END: C
PRA: D
LCK: C

Class Skills:
Magic Resistance: EX
Despite being technically a normal human in most statures, Saber has become a God-slayer. This provides him the passive resistance to spells from modern magi, magi who have learnt ancient magecraft, heroes and deities, where any contact with him causes the spell to dissipate. However, there are two forms of spells which aren’t resisted. The first are spells which make use of other things to inflict damage, instead of damage being the direct outcome of the spell, such as transmutations and subsequently attacking normally with the transmutated item. The second is regularly employed, and perhaps something some find rather hard to come to terms with. If the spell, mystical code, gem or other item with a spell or magical effect imbued in it is introduced into Saber’s body orally, it cannot be resisted.

Riding: A+
Saber frequently rides on a boar, and a barrage of swords in battle. In addition he knows how to ride a bicycle, and even owns one at home.

Personal Skills:
Charisma: A+++
A person who has gained the disposition of ‘King of Magi’. Magi aim to garner in his power, but are conditioned from young in belief that they must obey his orders no matter what. For a slightly different reason, Saber unknowingly utilises the ‘+++’ of this skill on women, though this is not due to true supernatural powers, but instead due to his grandfather (a playboy) and his mother (a feme fatale)’s training.

Bravery: A
The ability to face foes who completely outmatch and even outnumber him, with minimal fear and maximum recklessness. When faced with women or charm/seduction type effects, this is temporarily renamed ‘denseness’ with a proficiency of EX. No woman would ever be lifted from the status of ‘comrade’ or ‘friend’ – or in the case of one other God-Slayer, ‘nee-san’, when it comes to Saber.

Divinity: E
Having usurped the authorities of the Zoroastrian god of Victory Verethragna, Saber can be considered among the ranks of divinity.

God-Slayer: N/A
The general capabilities of a God-Slayer, consisting of rapid-regeneration, bones harder than any known material, animalistic senses in combat. In addition, it provides two powerful boons. The first is that it immediately senses when an entity possessing the ‘divinity’ skill is near, and the whole body enters a battle ready state. The second is the ability to completely usurp the all the powers of any entity which possesses the ‘divinity’ skill but does not possess the ‘God-Slayer’ skill.

I’m a normal human!: C
For all uses and purposes, unless Saber directly comes into contact with an enemy who possesses Divinity, he is treated as a human rather than a servant. In addition, unless his companions or himself are compromised, he will strive to settle differences peacefully, leading some to lower their guard around him.

Noble Phantasms:
Ama-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi
Type: Support/Anti-unit Rank: B Range: 1-99 Maximum Targets: 3
The cursed sword originally possessed by Susanoo, then later inherited by his miko Seishuuin Ena and finally usurped by Saber. Capable of changing its size to its owners will, and able to conjure tornados freely. In addition, when used with Seishuuin Ena, she can use it for ‘divine possession’, whilst when used with Saber, he can fuse it with any of his authorities, so long as its inactive but not exhausted when fusing.

The ten forms of Victory
Type: Support Rank: A Range: ?? Maximum Targets: ??
The ten forms of the shapeshifting Zoroastrian Gods of Victory Verethragna. They are considered exceptionally powerful, but carry heavy conditions and sometimes penalties. Each of these forms can only be used once a day, and after that are unusable until the turn of the clock.
Wind Allows instantaneous travel to protect a comrade. Requires Saber stand in a clear open space where wind can blow, and the said comrade must shout his name when they are in trouble.
Bull The power of monstrous strength. The heavier or stronger the enemy is, the stronger Saber grows. Requires the target to be inhumanly strong in order to activate, however.
White Stallion The power of the second sun. If the target is considered ‘evil’ or has brought tyranny and evil upon others, Saber can activate this form, sending a solar flare down to attack them in the form of a white horse.
Camel Upon gaining a heavy injury (such as a direct stab into the stomach with a sword), this form is available. Grants accelerated regeneration of wounds, improved combat ability through senses and motor skills, as well as monstrous kicking speed and strength.
Boar Targeting a large object, Saber can summon a massive, 20 metre high boar to attack that object in a rampage. Saber can use this boar as a steed, and whilst this form is active, he gains formidable charging strength. Surprisingly, Saber can communicate with this boar just like he does to Ama-no-Murakumo, though whether the Boar listens to him is another matter.
Youth When Saber’s comrades are in a crisis, Saber can transmit (orally) magical energy to them. This temporarily provides them divine protection, increasing their ability and combat prowess as well as regeneration, bringing them to the same strength level as any other Campione despite being normal humans. In doing so, it also allows them to unlock higher levels of power within their potential that they could not originally reach. In addition it forces those who have swore allegiance to Saber to follow what he commands.
Raptor The moment Saber is attacked by an extremely fast attack, almost to the level of lightning speed, he can grant himself ten minutes of God speed, which can be controlled freely. However, upon switching out of it, or running out of time, he suffers from heart pains and must rest.
Ram The power to hear the hearts of the oppressed. If there are a mass of people who have been ill-treated, Godou can use them as supporters, draining their stamina and prana for himself. In using that, he also gains the power to summon lightning.
Goat The moment Saber is about to die, he can activate this form. Assuming he does not miss the timing, he gains the chance to completely resurrect.
Warrior/Sword Saber’s trump card. When Saber knows enough about a deity, he gains access to this form. By chanting this knowledge, he summons swords which are made specifically to seal the target's divine power through severing the bond linking the enemy to their divine myth, turning them into normal humans. Divinity skill is lowered until it reaches N/A, and all other skills, stats and noble phantasms are reduced by that many ranks.

...Thank goodness I removed his harem, or he'd be just... urgh...
Especially since two of the girls can use clairvoyance to figure out identities...