maybe you're just big, thought about that?
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bigger than your mum tho
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maybe you're just big, thought about that?
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bigger than your mum tho
Being bigger than my mom is easy, watch I'll do it right now.
Bam
i finally found my trimmer again
now i dont have to go through phases where i look 12
i did a complete shave before that oktoberfest thing and some guy who was like maybe 5 yrs older than me called me junior because he thought i was like 16
fuckin kill me
That happens regularly to people under 170cm
one day im actually gonna hacksaw ur feet and like half of your shinbone off you goddamn hgh miscalculation
can you even reach that high
When someone tells you 'haha you're short' you look at them squarely in the eyes tilt your chin down a bit for full kubrick and say 'break my legs and maybe I'll grow a few daddy'
is it time
You're a bit late dude
dude, gay
do you like ice cream I know a great place
actually yeah it actually was a terrible idea that we didnt get schwedenplatz ice cream even once but then again we were in italy
wait did i even get ice in italy
I got ICED in italy by the passione guys from naples
cant believe bridge didnt want to put on the dress of his people
maybe the heart shape doesnt work with his chest hair
If it lasts more than a few days, you can use one of those portable tests on a stick just in case.